/me wakes up cos BikiniBabe steps on me while getting up to go to work
/me convinces BB to phone work for me and tell 'em I'm "sick"
/me listens to BB phone work and tell them "he's not coming in today as he's still hungover from the massive amount of booze he consumed yesterday at the party we went to"
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