ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

[nothing]

Yeah, and phrase it all in Haiku.

 

[Testin da Cable]

heh

I believe he's ignoring this thread just to spite us

 

[Wij]

Radeons suck arse !!!!

 

[Testin da Cable]

ooh I'll bet that hurt him


lemme see.....

 

[old.SUp3rFM]

You have got to hear this

http://www.dehumanizer.org/allyourbase/ayb1.mp3
http://www.dehumanizer.org/allyourbase/ayb2.mp3
http://www.dehumanizer.org/allyourbase/ayb3.mp3

In part 1, a girl comes in a radio show complaing about her boyfriend that forces her to say "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" when doing sex

 

[Wij]

Gah. I'm at work now. No sound

 

[old.SUp3rFM]

Hmmm, get your boss to buy a $10 sound card. Tell him, you're going to install a monitor program that warns users from Windowze crashes

*Bzzzz... You're windows is going to crash... Bzzz*

*Blue Screen*

 

[Wij]

I've been due a PC upgrade for about 2 years but they daren't touch it cos I have non-standard software

/me gives his trusty P1-133 a friendly pat...

 

[old.SUp3rFM]

I'm willing to contribute with $0.50 in order to get you a refurbished sound card

 

[nothing]

more like two decades.

 

[Wij]

I'll still have a 133 in 2101

 

[Testin da Cable]

some idiot came up to me the other day and told me, because it was a security liability all the soundcards of all the office pc's had to be disabled/removed/installed into uppermgmnt boxen =P

here's the translation:

some idiot came up to me the other day and told me the management had done an expensive study of how many hours of work were being lost due to listening to cd's/mp3's/watching movies and they decreed that all soundcards must be removed and turned over to them


how low can you go?

 

[Wij]

Dunno. Lets limbo

 

[Testin da Cable]

let me put some music on

 

[Wij]

caribbean flava init

 

[Testin da Cable]

now all we need is a carib bloke called manolo to make drinks and some scantily clad babes

 

[Wij]

/me gets some herb on...

 

[nothing]

Wake up you fool!
/slaps face
it's a dream. Next there'll be bananas in pyjamas.

 

[Wij]

/me limbos under a real low stick with a pineapple full of rum...

 

[old.SUp3rFM]

/me thinks of his trip to Cuba *sigh*

 

[Testin da Cable]

oi!, manolo, drinks all round here!




/me chats up a sun-bronzed brainless-blond-bikini-babe(tm)

 

[nothing]

I actually prefer my girls to have some semblance of intelligence, strange as it may seem to you guys who will have never have come across such an outlandish idea.

 

[Testin da Cable]

my sun-bronzed brainless-blond-bikini-babe(tm) has a doctorate and heads a large departement at an even larger multinational company.

And believe me, she'd seriously kick my behind for insinuating she was in any way brainless

 

[nothing]

yeh. So why j00 just call her brainless hey?

 

[Testin da Cable]

cos I think she's b00tiful when she's angry

 

[Wij]

Like a Bernard Matthews turkey

 

[Nibbler]

Yeah. Anyway, lets carry on the party! Look, Bananas in Pajamas limboing!

 

[Testin da Cable]

quite right


manolo?!?! more b00ze matey

 

[old.SUp3rFM]

Margaritas anyone? I'll stick to Vodka and Lime... Called "Kaipiroska" It 0wnz

 

[Nibbler]

I'll have a sex on the beach anyone want 1???

(P.S It's a drink you fools)