A song about tribes

[old.Jonesy]

4AM started me off on this so don't blame me.

loosely sung to the tune of "Oh lord won't you buy me a

mercedes benz"

Oh lord won't you buy me this wonderful game
and make is not buggy cus I don't wanna go insane
Worked hard during T1, no help from my friends.
so lord won't you buy me a non buggy game

Oh lord won't you buy me some decent teammates.
They've stolen my transport, and blew up our gens.
I try to repair it but they get raped again.
So lord won't you buy me some decent teammates.

Oh lord won't you buy a ninja PC
My friends all have Athlons, much faster than me.
I tried playing on my celeron, but the FPS are pee.
So lord won't you buy me a ninja PC

Oh lord won't you buy me A-D-S-L
My friends are all LPBs, It pains me to tell
I tried to play with a crap ping, but it all ends in hell
So lord won't you buy me A-D-S-L

Add verses if you can think of em, my brain is too frazzled to do anyhting else.

 

[Stamper]

/me points the men in white coats over to jonesys direction

 

[Ch3tan]

err yeah nice productive use of your time.

 

[old.Silv]

Rofl , nice work there m8, as I can honestly say 'I know where yer coming from'

 

[old.Jonesy]

The 486 not taking too well to your overclocking attempts then silv? ;p

oh and Stamper, We are not insane....they said we were...but we showed them. heh heh heh.

/me wanders off in his snazzy hospital garment.

[Edited by Jonesy on 27-04-01 at 19:59]