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Starmer suggested that one option will be to limit the technology that allows “doomscrolling”.
Yeh I read that and thought WTF? Next they will not be allowed outside unaccompanied in case they see me watching pr0n on my phone or swearing which is extremely fucking rare I'll have you twats know.Meanwhile - Starmer and this labour government needs to die in a hole.
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New rules on social media could target ‘doomscrolling’ and ban for under-16s, Starmer says – UK politics live
Prime minister says outcomes of consultation on social media ban should be implemented quickly as technology minister says Australia-style ban is not inevitablewww.theguardian.com
What? He's going to limit the ability of teenagers to click on links?
They're fucking retards. Or worse (and I suspect it is worse) they're just treating the UK public like a bunch of thick knuckle-dragging wankers.
Meanwhile - Starmer and this labour government needs to die in a hole.
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New rules on social media could target ‘doomscrolling’ and ban for under-16s, Starmer says – UK politics live
Prime minister says outcomes of consultation on social media ban should be implemented quickly as technology minister says Australia-style ban is not inevitablewww.theguardian.com
What? He's going to limit the ability of teenagers to click on links?
They're fucking retards. Or worse (and I suspect it is worse) they're just treating the UK public like a bunch of thick knuckle-dragging wankers.
This is because you're not a technologist. You simply don't understand why it's so fucking retarded to say "we'll look at the technologies that enable doomscrolling".But then you've repeatedly denied the damage that this causes to the youth and politics, so this isn't a surprise, it's actually a good step.
Doom strolling = reduced attention spam from kids.
Christ, you're condescending.This is because you're not a technologist. You simply don't understand why it's so fucking retarded to say "we'll look at the technologies that enable doomscrolling".
It's retarded because it's utter utter bullshit from a technology standpoint. With that statement Kier is screaming, loudly, that his government is so technically incompetent that it is incapable of governing and should step the fuck down. OR (more likely) that he's treating the British public like the technically illiterate idiots that the vast majority are - and saying "stuff" to get them to shut the fuck up.
I'd actually support an Australia style ban on social media for under 16's. But this bullshit about "doomscrolling" shows either ineptitude or disgusting shysterism.
It's absolutely fine that you don't get it - you're a teacher, not a technologist. But plenty round here have been doing this this shit for a living since long before the internet was invented and can see though that transparent asshattery.
It's the same thing with cryptography and back-doors. They can get in a hole and die.
Christ, you're condescending.
End-to-end encryption is a fundamental part of an application that cannot be circumvented, even if the social media companies wanted to. They could do any number of things to stop their apps being so addictive, if they chose (or were made) to.
They all design their apps to trap users in a reward-seeking loop so the user can't "escape". Bring in pagination, limit the number of posts that can be loaded in one go before a "continue" button appears or a delay is implemented, flash up a full screen warning after x minutes reminding the user of the time or how much time they've been in the app, force a boring chronological feed rather than allowing them to use algorithms to capture users, block apps from sending notifications at night, etc etc etc. It's all psychological and deliberate, it's not a difficult problem to fix, if there's either a willingness or legislation to fix it.
If you're throwing doomscrolling in the same bucket as cryptography, in terms of the power the companies have to do something about it, then it's you who doesn't get it.
I don't give a fuck. Gwad doesn't get tech. That's fair. I was having a go at Labour, sympathising with Gwadien.Christ, you're condescending.
You're like the EU's hugely effective "agree to cookies" commissioner. Everything you said there is failure-ridden drivel on so many levels it's ridiculous. Especially when the objective is to help children.They all design their apps to trap users in a reward-seeking loop so the user can't "escape". Bring in pagination, limit the number of posts that can be loaded in one go before a "continue" button appears or a delay is implemented, flash up a full screen warning after x minutes reminding the user of the time or how much time they've been in the app, force a boring chronological feed rather than allowing them to use algorithms to capture users, block apps from sending notifications at night, etc etc etc. It's all psychological and deliberate, it's not a difficult problem to fix, if there's either a willingness or legislation to fix it.
As much as @caLLous tbh.Precisely as I thought, but what the fuck do I know.
Oh no, the horrors of trying to stop these companies from lulling young users into a trance-like state by allowing them to load more and more content with no interruption. How would society survive? Political implications? What?As much as @caLLous tbh.
If he can't see what utter crap he's talking (not just from an implementation standpoint but from a fallout standpoint - in terms of blast radius of user impacts, political implications, social implications for people not in the target group, business implications, economic implications and on and on and on).
If you want to protect kids - protect kids! The simple things work. Follow Australia - ban social media for under 16's. Their brains could do without that shit completely.
And how do you do that, specifically. How do you specifically change everything about the design. And which bits of design. Specifically? And in what way? Specifically? And is it in one of the many UI's of the phones you're objecting to, or the thousands of specific applications, and which / what interactions with them? And how do you make 100% sure you only hit young users - and in a way that isn't easily circumventable (like the ridiculously easily circumventable children can access pornography shit that Labour just brought in)? And how do you force foreign companies do do that? Ones you've got no control over? Ones that will push back legally and that have legal protections and impediments? And much much much more...I'm not against an outright ban at all but, despite all your angry hand waving, these companies can and should be compelled to act more responsibly towards young users.