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Karlo
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Thought Id write a little account of Eggy, Yog, Jilson and Karlos night out in canterbury. The prettiest, now most pissed on, place in england!!
Well here goes... and for the benefit of dave we wont include his entire gayness.
I met the guys inside weatherspoons, my first tie meeting eggy and jilson, but ive got pissed a few times with yog before and laughed at his L337 drinking skillz
Anyway as soon as I walked in I could tell this was gonna be some crazy night as dave decided to tell me I could stay at his house over a hundred times and then standing up, pointing at some guy dressed as braveheart, and called him a cunt.
Eggy and Yog were already pretty pissed, so me and jilson had some catching up to do, took a bit of time though. Soon as we got out the spoons yog finds the closest phone box and pisses in it in broad daylight. We start walking up the street to go get more pissed with dave saying 'alright darling' to every single girl we walk past, probably wanting to give her the thumb of anal loving
Our next stop was the beercart arms, had a mate playing in a band there, told the guys, dave just said, Fuck him, hes a cunt, HAHA. Walking down the street rod and dave scare the shit out of a few old people outside some posh hotel by shouting at the top of there voices into there faces, damn funny. With mike (jilson) doing cartwheels like a little girl
We get there but it ended up that it would have cost £3 to get in and none of us coudl really be fucked to pay it. So instead dave trys to convince the guys on the door that we shuld be let in free, but they were cunts too and wouldn't let us, wankers. So we headed to this shit bar to meet my mate. I got ripped off for a double vodka and coke and wasn't happy!!! But dave made friends with some dog.. and I meen dog as in hairy beast.. no not daves usual women... a dog. We find out this dogs called barny and dave falls instantly in love, calling its name and runnign round the beer garden with it like some kiddy, fucking funny. By this point dave is wasted and we laugh at him shouting CHARLIE at this dog, takes about 5 minutes of the 3 of us telling him its called barney for him to take note. Time to move to Bar Extreme!
On the way out I grabbed a zambuca and set it alight in my mouth.. nice
We get in this place and everything is once again, fucking expensive.. apart from there flavoured vodkas. So we line them up and get drinking. Dave then sways and decides he has to go home, even with much persuasion he wont stay, so we call him a lightweight and kick him out the door. A few more shots and on to the club.
Everything in here seemed good, got more pissed, danced on an empty dance floor and was having a laugh. Then my fucking ex text me some nasty shit and being so pissed and the break up so close I get mildy pissed off. Combine that with the fact the damn DJ wouldn't play TATU and I was not a happy bunny. So after falling over myself like a twat and lobbed my phone across the club smashing into bits. Surprised it still works really, must have been quite funny to watch though. Anyway, I was so so so damn pissed I had to go home, combined with being a drunken depresent it was for the best.
Woke up this morning and feel like shit, really hungover and got the runs faster then linford christie on steroids, I didn't even get any on way home munchies!!!!!
Eggy can add there walk home cause I dunno what they did
Well here goes... and for the benefit of dave we wont include his entire gayness.
I met the guys inside weatherspoons, my first tie meeting eggy and jilson, but ive got pissed a few times with yog before and laughed at his L337 drinking skillz
Anyway as soon as I walked in I could tell this was gonna be some crazy night as dave decided to tell me I could stay at his house over a hundred times and then standing up, pointing at some guy dressed as braveheart, and called him a cunt.
Eggy and Yog were already pretty pissed, so me and jilson had some catching up to do, took a bit of time though. Soon as we got out the spoons yog finds the closest phone box and pisses in it in broad daylight. We start walking up the street to go get more pissed with dave saying 'alright darling' to every single girl we walk past, probably wanting to give her the thumb of anal loving
Our next stop was the beercart arms, had a mate playing in a band there, told the guys, dave just said, Fuck him, hes a cunt, HAHA. Walking down the street rod and dave scare the shit out of a few old people outside some posh hotel by shouting at the top of there voices into there faces, damn funny. With mike (jilson) doing cartwheels like a little girl
We get there but it ended up that it would have cost £3 to get in and none of us coudl really be fucked to pay it. So instead dave trys to convince the guys on the door that we shuld be let in free, but they were cunts too and wouldn't let us, wankers. So we headed to this shit bar to meet my mate. I got ripped off for a double vodka and coke and wasn't happy!!! But dave made friends with some dog.. and I meen dog as in hairy beast.. no not daves usual women... a dog. We find out this dogs called barny and dave falls instantly in love, calling its name and runnign round the beer garden with it like some kiddy, fucking funny. By this point dave is wasted and we laugh at him shouting CHARLIE at this dog, takes about 5 minutes of the 3 of us telling him its called barney for him to take note. Time to move to Bar Extreme!
On the way out I grabbed a zambuca and set it alight in my mouth.. nice
We get in this place and everything is once again, fucking expensive.. apart from there flavoured vodkas. So we line them up and get drinking. Dave then sways and decides he has to go home, even with much persuasion he wont stay, so we call him a lightweight and kick him out the door. A few more shots and on to the club.
Everything in here seemed good, got more pissed, danced on an empty dance floor and was having a laugh. Then my fucking ex text me some nasty shit and being so pissed and the break up so close I get mildy pissed off. Combine that with the fact the damn DJ wouldn't play TATU and I was not a happy bunny. So after falling over myself like a twat and lobbed my phone across the club smashing into bits. Surprised it still works really, must have been quite funny to watch though. Anyway, I was so so so damn pissed I had to go home, combined with being a drunken depresent it was for the best.
Woke up this morning and feel like shit, really hungover and got the runs faster then linford christie on steroids, I didn't even get any on way home munchies!!!!!
Eggy can add there walk home cause I dunno what they did
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