Yar.

[loxleyhood]

I be declaring today talk like a pirate day.

 

[old.Dillinja]

Where's the fucking treasure?

 

[loxleyhood]

Yar, I be not understanding your banter, wench.

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

The official day was yesterday!

You are a day too late, you stupid pirate wannabe!

http://www.thomasscott.net/yarr/

 

[old.Dillinja]

Where's my fucking treasure? I demand treasure. This is a pirate thread there has to be treasure somewhere.

 

[loxleyhood]

Ar, if you start talking right we be plundering Repent's island.

 

[loxleyhood]

Originally posted by Sissyfoo
The official day was yesterday!

You are a day too late, you stupid pirate wannabe!

http://www.thomasscott.net/yarr/

/em shoots Sissyfoo in the knee.

YARR HARR HARR HAAAAR!

 

[old.Dillinja]

Why would we want to do that? We might catch some kind of disease one thousand times worse than skurvy!

I'm trying...

 

[loxleyhood]

Yar, thats what the parrots are for. They be good doctors.

 

[old.Dillinja]

YARR!! Parrots be good doctors... But they be even better dinner!!!

YArRRhARrRHarr!111!!

<fires guns manically>

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

I am not going to give in and start talking like a pirate. Nope. Nosiree.

...yaharr.

 

[loxleyhood]

That be the spirit.

 

[old.Dillinja]

Originally posted by Sissyfoo
I am not going to give in and start talking like a pirate. Nope. Nosiree.

...yaharr.

Then we be making ye walk the plank ye skurvy land lubber!

YaRR!

Feed him to the sharks captain Loxley!

 

[loxleyhood]

That be cap'n, wench.

/em shoots Dillinja in the knee.

 

[old.Dillinja]

That not be very nice cap'n Loxley!

That was my good knee!

YarRR!1

<grumbles>

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Ahar! This be a mutiny, Cap'n! Hand over yer wenches, tie yerself to the mizzen mast and prepare to be eaten by me scurvy dogs! I be in charge of this ship now! So says I, Cap'n Sissyfoo! Scourge of the Seven Seas! Loved by wenches and feared by all who sail the oceans! Yahar!

 

[old.Dillinja]

I be joining Cap'n sissy and his skurvy dogs cap'n loxley! I not be likin the way you be treatin me!

Let's go cut some throats!

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Welcome aboard, First Mate One Knee Dillinja! First course o' business is to feed that scurvy wretch o' a cap'n to the gerbils! Ahar! Then we be off to Poon Island to get us some grog and some wenchin'! Man the sails and hoist the winches! Yaharhahar!

 

[loxleyhood]

Yar, you'll hang in Jamestown for this you land lubbering sea welk.

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

land lubbering sea whelk? Ahrr...that post be stinkin' of oxymoronicness! Ye'll get a chance to regret that in Davy Jones' locker, I say!

 

[loxleyhood]

Yar, I'll barage you with dramatic irony before you lay a feather on you're hat you northern parade of soften pansies. That, and I'll be shooting you with my blunderbus.

 

[old.Dillinja]

YarhaRR!!! While ye land lubbering skurvy dogs been talking to yeselves I've gone and stolen ye treasure! HARHARRR!

 

[saltymcpepper]

zRRRRRRRRRRRR HAAARRR

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Yaahaa...oh fuck! The treasure! Arrr, first mate Dil. Yer betrayal sticks deeper in me gizzard than any of ex-Cap'n Loxley's dramatic ironies could every hope to do. Ye shall be strapped to the barrel of me cannon and sprayed all over Penzance!

 

[zmurf]

Pirates ye be warned ... Jack Sparrow the mightiest pirat ever to have lived ...

 

[loxleyhood]

Yar, no, that be me.

 

[old.Dillinja]

I not be caring who is the greatest pirate! I still have ye treasure HahARR!! What good is ye fame without ye fortune?

I will buy me own island and breed man-eating super monkeys there! Then I will be takin over ye world!! YarHARRr!11

 

[loxleyhood]

/em shoots Dillinja in his remaining knee, and runs off with the treasure.

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

~shoots Loxley in the knee and throws the treasure overboard~

Har har!

 

[old.Dillinja]

YARR!

That be a pain in the arse! I mean the knee!

Get him, ye stupid super monkeys!!1