Advice Xmas Presents - What are you getting ?

[old.Tohtori]

Strap top, jeans and heels

 

[dysfunction]

I am a bit wierd a pair of Vans and some Jeans works for me. Dress and High Heels for a special occasion

Yes I could see you wearing that....

 

[Cerb]

Haha lol

I think Ugg boots are horrible. The Mrs has a few pairs but she's also got some of those tight fitting riding boot thingies that go up to her ears. Mmmm figure hugging...

See this I see. When the missis wear high boots it's sexy.....I just don't see anything sexy about a woman wearing what are essentially the thickest socks on planet earth.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

There's nothing sexy about them. It's just a lie some men tell themselves to cushion the blow of spending over £200 on shite

 

[russell]

Its just a trend. Our plasterer is coming tomorrow for cash just so he can by his wife some uggs for Christmas. You can get fake ones for £10. I don't get it . Fashion pah!

 

[Lamp]

Hmm...that gives me an idea....

*Rings doorbell*

Ah, good morning, Madam. I'd like to buy myself a Ferrari 612 for Christmas. If I took a dump in your toilet, would you pay me £212,000? I'll even flush it away at no extra cost.

(Not the prettiest Ferrari...but I do like it. A lot)

 

[sayward]

Hate to say it but I have some Uggs. They're very good for sitting freezing at a rugby match.
Celtic sheepskin ones are much longer and have different details like big studs opening all down the side. I find them much more attractive. I even have a pair with big tie ribbons up the front, they look really good with black leggings or skinny jeans.

 

[Yoni]

I also have some uggs and wear them with tight black pants (now I'm 25 kgs lighter.... Would never have done so before.) They are not the prettiest things I own but they seriously keep my feet warm in the winter. As for not getting them wet.... Don't understand.... You should just w/proof, condition and brush them regularly! For snow and ice I wear my Ice bugs (they have studs so I don't slip on my arse).

 

[Scouse]

I am getting a new carpet upstairs. Yay.

That like a hairy chest-wig?

.....but i would rather get an arse like that.

So would I

 

[dysfunction]

So would I

Some would say you already are!

 

[Appollo]

http://www.harrods.com/product/the-...-boss-beauty&cat3=bc-hugo-boss-mens-perfumery

It smells amaze balls!

 

[Lamp]

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