Werewolf WW2 Theme Game 3.0

[Calaen]

I also completely agree with Cerb, we have more pressing matters than food. We have an unknown amount traitors in our midst and our Uboat is in a very fragile state.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Ze mission comes first. We are hier to destroy ze ship and if der führer wants it, so it shall be. I will ram zis sub into ze ship myself if have to!

Submarine crew has been taught by elite trainers to wizstand hunger for weeks, our withstanding of ze knives not so much.

 

[Mabs]

do we have a list of surviving crew members?
and any job information aswell ?

 

[Nate]

*avakes* hoo hoo mein brothers! Ich must haev fallen azleep! I had ze most vunderful dream, seven leather clad vimen all eating bratwurst! Ich liebe bratwurst. For we are ze nation who eats ze most sausage ja.

Oh shict! Ze captain! Murder hmm...who vas on vatch?! unt no bratvurst!?!? Zis is sacrilege! Ve must make it our priority to get to ze cargo for ze bratvurst!!

 

[Cerb]

This iss no time for sausage jokes soldier, now vake up and start making sense!

 

[Olgaline]

As Sydrik prepiars the maranade, he suddenly trips over his shoelace..bangs his head into the freezer
Wobbles out of the kitchen into the toilet..colapses head first into the loo.."where Toht forgot to flush" and drowns..
Pooor Sydrik..Dead as door......Naaaaah....not really, but...let that be a warning! no eating the dead captain!!

Also you forgot to confirm
/slap!

That means everyone has confirmed!
from now on you can concider all english spoken/written as = German,
that means if add accents to your "speach" others may view it as a none german accent say f.exp English

Ch3tan, still confused as to where the hell that roster is, starts ranting left and right...
finally it dawns on him..his..left...pocket! Doh!...

Roster:

- Cerb Ehrlichmann
- Ch3tan Gottlieb
- Calaen Neumann
- Opticle von Zimmermann
- Rubric Weber
- Tohtori von Schröder
- Uara Fuchs Weissebhiem
- Itcheh Schmid
- Nate Pfeiffer
- Mabs Maurer Reinhard
- Sydrik Strauss

Game on!

11 Alive 6 for majority.

 

[Ch3tan]

Sydrik, is that the digested remnants of a curry wurst on your face?

*throws up*

 

[itcheh]

Months at sea and you think you know people ... and now the Captain dead.

I don't know what to fear more ... suddenly realising that you don't know the people behind the familiar faces ... or being trapped with them at the bottom of the sea.

 

[Sydrik]

Ve did not toilet train ze toht.

DIS IST BAD YA!!!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Oh, seems we're in a Ridley Scott movie now with all our german accents in full english(and irish)!

Now that we have the roster and all accounted for, could someone tell me why we left with over 35 seamen back in germany?

 

[Sydrik]

Ze captain said he vould provide extra seamen for us ven ve vere aboard...

 

[old.Tohtori]

Stop with that silly accent, even if it's a very good impression of an english soldier impersonating an officer. Speak german, we're at war!

 

[Calaen]

Dangerous times indeed Itcheh...

 

[opticle]

Oh scheiss.. Why are we always marooned when there are no women on board ??

There's a traitor on board.. No torps, a flooded cargo hold and there's a ship on it's way.. How far off ??

More importantly, do we have any beer ?

 

[Nate]

Hmm...The nastyness that Sydrik has become since the loss of our dear Captain, trying to eat him, then getting a face full of shit and not even washing it off before opening his mouth, having some silly accent which doesn't even vaguely sound German!

 

[Calaen]

What is it with you guys with food and beer. We've got 4 days of food left if we are strict, we are stranded with what appears to be very bad people and to cap it all off we are being approaced by a ship we have no means of escaping from!!

 

[Ch3tan]

Oh gods! I didn't even consider the lack of beer, VAT VIL VE DO VITOUT ZE BEER!

 

[Ch3tan]

What is it with you guys with food and beer. We've got 4 days of food left if we are strict, we are stranded with what appears to be very bad people and to cap it all off we are being approaced by a ship we have no means of escaping from!!

What is clear to me is dat we cannot mess up. There are not enough of us to repair this u-boat and destroy zat ship if we do not find dese eeeenlgish spies quickly. Numbers will count against us if we execute ze wrong person, we must be careful!

 

[itcheh]

All of you pig-dogs with your 'take the piss anglo-german' accents ... our Captain is dead ... our mission looks ever more impossible with each passing minute ... and yet you joke with "zis" and "zat". Show some respect!

 

[opticle]

What is clear to me is dat we cannot mess up. There are not enough of us to repair this u-boat and destroy zat ship if we do not find dese eeeenlgish spies quickly. Numbers will count against us if we execute ze wrong person, we must be careful!

Maybe the ship is not an enemy ship at all.. Maybe it is full of beer ?

..Or a rescue party ? How can we know ?

Comrade Ch3tan is correct. We have to be careful and keep our eyes open.

..Does anyone here even know how to repair anything ?

 

[Ch3tan]

Maybe the ship is not an enemy ship at all.. Maybe it is full of beer ?

..Or a rescue party ? How can we know ?

Comrade Ch3tan is correct. We have to be careful and keep our eyes open.

..Does anyone here even know how to repair anything ?

Ahem, sleeping during the briefing again where you?

You are the the brave crew of the German U-117. Your mission, to hunt down and sink the
Continental Daisy Express, you have not been told whats on the cargoship, except that it's of
vital importance to the war effort, and could even turn the tide decisively in the favor of the Reich.

So... you want us to disregard orders and not sink the enemy ship? Doesn't sound very German of you...

 

[Nate]

How about we sink the ship after we check if it has beer on it? Providing we repair the boat, kill the spies and sink the enemy ship coming our way.

 

[Ch3tan]

I think killing spies takes preference over fixing the boat... Or do we want spies potentially sabotaging any repairs?

 

[opticle]

Ahem, sleeping during the briefing again where you?

So... you want us to disregard orders and not sink the enemy ship? Doesn't sound very German of you...

I think you are a little quick to judge, comrade. Your attention to detail is surprisingly lacking for one of true Aryan heritage:

And quickly! Time is of essence! suddenly a blip on the radar, a ship faar off..but definatly a ship...and it's heading is on a direct
course towards the 117'th position. A trader ? a fishing boat ? or sothing faar more sinister ? only time will tell.........

Has the panic addled your brain? We don't even know if this ship is even our target at all ! - For all we know it is the Donaudampfschiffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän.

I think killing spies takes preference over fixing the boat... Or do we want spies potentially sabotaging any repairs?

Can we not work on both ? If we divide the work up properly, then we can watch one another at all times.. and it's more efficient, which has always been ze German vay.


..Does anyone have some sausage?

 

[Ch3tan]

And you if you divide the two spies up together by chance?

Anyway. Down to the business. vote Rubric

We are proud German sailors, the best of the best, not snivelling wrecks!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Comrade?...comrade?! *pulls out gun and points at opticle* Speak or die russki spy!

 

[opticle]

What ? I like the word. Really.

If only there were a place, which I am going to hypothetically call ze internet, where you could find sources of information, which I am going to call ze websites, where you could confirm such information as ze German useage of the word comrade, or Kamerad. I shall call zis mystical place in the depths of my imagination, ze Vikipedia.

If such a thing were possible, we might determine:

From its widespread use during World War I the term entered the lexicon of the Nazi Party, but primarily between "Old Fighters" who were for the most part war veterans.

I question your lack of understanding, Comrade Tohtori. Just where are you from ?

There are more of us than them right now.. We have no idea who it could be, though Rubric has been very quiet and we have seen very little of him thurs far this day - is this why you vote for him, Sailor Ch3tan ? For what exactly are we voting ? Is this the best thing to do so early on in our struggle ?

 

[old.Tohtori]

That is not how we address eachother andccall me that again and you'll find yourself fishing. Your magical places in your head make you a threat, though this bunch of sniveling cowards and sausage-hungry yellowbellies is barely anything to compare to.

 

[Uara]

We've got no place for hysterics here Rubric. Go see the shrink if you feel you need to let it all out then we can sort out the sub/spies and sink that damned cargo ship. We can't let those filthy english get their hands on whatever is in it.

 

[Sydrik]

Who are you calling sausage hungry!