Haggus said:getting thrown out of a plaine at 13,000>ft
Uhm. Sure, yeah, right.Ezteq said:ooh and another one is having to go for a poo when your at work or in a public toilet, and then all the girls who are in the building (or actually on the planet) walk in and talk on their cell phones, do their make up etc and just will not sod off!!!! so you have to hold on till you get home because you cant possibly do a poo with strangers outside the flimsy public lavatory doors can you? no quite right. theyll all stand there and point and whisper about you when you walk out and someone will make a bill board with your pic on it and put it up in the centre of town saying "This person just did a poo!!" how embarrassing.
Congax said:Uhm. Sure, yeah, right.
Blackjack said:I
Bending tailbone, deffo up there.
Blackjack said:Ohh yeah, and waiting for the answer to whether or not i got a girl pregnant.
Ezteq said:then i read your second one and i think maybe you should have bent your ewok too tbh.
Girls are raping guys these days?Blackjack said:Wasn't my fault she practically raped me.
Vladamir said:Should've paid for your ticket then you chav
NikonL said:finding out that Spinal Tap wasnt a real band
Gamah said:Shagging a REALLY fat womenbeast. Bla.
Congax said:What happened, btw?