Worst Experience?

soze

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I don't remeber it but it hurt When i was about six i was bouning on a trampoline when i spun in the air and landed on my head everyone said they though i snapped my neck where my head was almost undermy armpit then i bounced right off and head butted a lamp post. I was knocked out for about 5 minutes and then wanted to get back on i felt so bad seeing how scared my mum was.
 

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hmm worst experiences eh?

well seeing as im an old coot there have been quite a few:

going on this ride at the fair that was called a claw it was vomtastic

my first funeral was for a little girl who died of meningitus (she was like 2 or 3) then i got home and found out my stepdad had died, strange thing was i got the call to say he'd had a heart attack and i didnt believe it could possibly be serious because i'd just been to a funeral so i carried on eating my lunch and watching cartoons.

watching john and aerin getting crystallized and shattered just after john asked aerin to marry him then the announcer saying "and that was the last ever episode of farscape" i sat there for about half an hour saying "i dont believe it!!"

breaking me hand last year, but i got morphine so yaaay!


Accedentally emailing that naked picture of myself to someone who wasnt my bf :(

whenever a pet dies.

working on an assignment for aaages then accedentally deleting it.

ooh and another one is having to go for a poo when your at work or in a public toilet, and then all the girls who are in the building (or actually on the planet) walk in and talk on their cell phones, do their make up etc and just will not sod off!!!! so you have to hold on till you get home because you cant possibly do a poo with strangers outside the flimsy public lavatory doors can you? no quite right. theyll all stand there and point and whisper about you when you walk out and someone will make a bill board with your pic on it and put it up in the centre of town saying "This person just did a poo!!" how embarrassing.
 

Congax

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Ezteq said:
ooh and another one is having to go for a poo when your at work or in a public toilet, and then all the girls who are in the building (or actually on the planet) walk in and talk on their cell phones, do their make up etc and just will not sod off!!!! so you have to hold on till you get home because you cant possibly do a poo with strangers outside the flimsy public lavatory doors can you? no quite right. theyll all stand there and point and whisper about you when you walk out and someone will make a bill board with your pic on it and put it up in the centre of town saying "This person just did a poo!!" how embarrassing.
Uhm. Sure, yeah, right. :p
 

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trip and fell with my arm on a barbed wire, had a wound for several weeks and i got a HUGE scar under my arm xD
 

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Smoked weed once but I didn't know they put a bit of LSD in it. I never felt so horrible in my life: everything was turning and delayed by severals seconds, I could litteraly feel the blood pumping everywhere in my body and it felt like my hearth was beating at 5 bpm. I kept breathing very slowely and I really thought I was gonna die.

Also I had the worst hangover from snaps. Puked my brains out for 2 hours or something.
 

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Having a fit outside of college, headbutting the curb and waking up in a hospital. If i had fallen a few cm's further i would be blind in one eye.. :(
 

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When i threw a snowball at a wall, and some snow fell down on a fucking imigrant, and then he used his knee to kick my front tooth out.

I dont really have to say WHY that is my worst experience..
 

Blackjack

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I have had quite a few sucky experiences that all sucked hard in their own way :p

worst.. probably from the day i got tinnitus to around 3 months later. Worst time ever. Still sucks, even though it's been 2 years.

Bending tailbone, deffo up there.
Ohh yeah, and waiting for the answer to whether or not i got a girl pregnant.

Today was shit :p. Spend the day at my moms place. Still have my old bedroom there (and my old comp), it's next to my sisters room and the walls are paper thin. So, i spend a lazy day in my room and around the house. Doing the stuff, that you do when you think you are all alone.
Loud singing, silly rants talking to myself, and some semi loud porn. About ten minutes ago, my sister comes through the door. Walks straight to her room, opens the door, and greets her boyfriend... who has been sitting in there all day listening to me :D mmm :eek6:
 

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Blackjack said:
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Bending tailbone, deffo up there.

I think of ralph wigams quote here "I bent my wookee" :(






then i read your second one and i think maybe you should have bent your ewok too tbh.

Blackjack said:
Ohh yeah, and waiting for the answer to whether or not i got a girl pregnant.
 

Blackjack

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Ezteq said:
then i read your second one and i think maybe you should have bent your ewok too tbh.

Wasn't my fault :( she practically raped me.
 

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Blackjack said:
Wasn't my fault :( she practically raped me.
Girls are raping guys these days? :eek6:





































Where can I "accidently" bump into one of em?
 

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Shagging a REALLY fat womenbeast. Or the tiem I got hit by a car on my bike sucked.
 

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playin our version of football or wet grass where u all bundle the person with the ball, kinda like rugby but with a football and u use ur feet nd slide tackle the person. well it was very slippery which made it more fun ofc! i maaged to slide onto a metal pole in the ground, cutting my leg open for about 10 cm i spose. thn being a man nt bothering to go get it sorted out, it got infected and swelled up, i had to go to hospital, well i had a hole in my leg, and it took months to heal...now i cant fell a lump of my leg about the size of a tennis ball and i have a huge scar and my leg is all mashed up. well tht was pretty bad i spose!
 

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mmm my worst experience was probably as a kid... i had been playing on a playground and felt something sharp go into my leg, didnt look like much at first but could barely walk by the time i got home and mum took me to hospital, turned out a huge splinter had jabbed into my leg and was scraping my bone as i walked :|
 

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Well, or the time i fell while skiing, my slalom ski fell off my foot and cut into my leg pushing my muscle in and up, so it looks screwed. Or the time i was out sledging on a road, and a car ran over my leg:<
 

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Congax said:
What happened, btw?

Cop who was off the beat walked by and saved us thank god (he quickly drove us away).

Oooo another bad experiance is when I was young and I had a ball of poison present just on my hip. Apparently the chances of survival were not suppose to go my way. I got a nice scar there now which I love to flaunt about :D
 

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first year of high school getting chased by sixth former cos i called em pricks and then getting a cone chucked off my head.
 

[NO]Subedai

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hmm another

bad experience was getting a needle through my foot that lodged between the toe bones, meant i had to go to hosptial and it get it removed.

the cool thing!! General anesthetic dood :drink:
i renembr before i had an operation i saw someone come out of the operation theartre from GA, the nurse asks him how he feels and he sais' i feel stoned' I was like Fantastic!!!, totally relaxed me and made me calm before the op!
 

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wtf, like everyone has broken their spines twice, gotten beaten up etc. can't really come to think of a really bad experiences I've experienced...

Perhaps once when I was lifting a mate, we where standing back to back, and I grabbed his arms with my arms. Then I leaned forward to lift him up, somehow I lost control en fell face down. As I couldn't take the fall with my hands, I got my face scratched up. It hurt some, but healed very well, can just see a small scar on my eyebrow now. Wasn't really that bad though.

Another time I managed to annoy my little brother when we were playing crocket, so he hit me with teh crocket club on my foot. It hurt alot, went a few hours before my parents decided to take me to hospital. There they said I had broken my ankle. Wasn't a really bad or horrible experience either, but...

Make a thread about good experiences and I'll tell you the best I've had :)
 

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when my 12 year old dog died i guess, had it from childhood, still miss her :(

short of that, i guess ripping my hole hand clean open when i fell on a wall, put my hand out to stop myself, but that caught the edge of the wall and ripped it all open..
and then even better i have a TOTAL phobia of needles, so i had 3 nurses SAT on me so they could jab that fucking whopping anesthetic needle in my open wound, excruciating :p
 

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Oh yeah. Almost forgot. When i was 15 i was rushed to the hospital with a heartbeat of 220 because of diabetic complications.

Doctor said i was lucky to even have brain activity, not to mention alive. Said i wouldn't last another, didged the same bullet twice after :D
 

haarewin

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jeez you were lucky not to have died. any higher and you would have had fused tetanus of the heart. i wouldn't imagine that as a good experience at all!

when they took the bandages off my head from my operation when i was 7. it hurt so bad and it felt like they were going to rip my ears off with the bandages. thinking about it brings back the pain :(
also finding out my nan had died. i just couldn't stop crying. since then, hearing about a family member / friends death i've not been fazed at all.
 

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