women

to shag or not to shag!

  • DO it you could get hit by a rhino tommorrow...!

    Votes: 24 42.9%
  • Be a gentleman, make her swallow next time!

    Votes: 20 35.7%
  • I am gay!

    Votes: 12 21.4%

  • Total voters
    56

Zerubiel Propane

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Looks like we're atleast 11 gay's on FH :p

And about chicks.

You can always tell the difference between good ones and bad ones.

The good ones can take a joke.
(Hey baby, did you know your eyes are as beautiful as a sunset, and that you just made something in my pants get bigger?)

The bad ones freak out and smack you in the face.


My experience anyway :clap:
 

old.Tohtori

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Sooo, Zerubiel, women like all your jokes, or just those really bad ones?

That shouldn't even get you a cold shoulder.
 

Lamp

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Good luck

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old.Tohtori

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Lamp, you're so selfish, let your wife be on top for once!

*lifts hand and puts a pink glove on* gender-switch-burn-five.
 

Huntingtons

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(...)That sort of naive crap will have you still living with your parents when you are thirty.

although yes women look for sex - alot, from what i've heard from female friends say that they often get calls from their girlfriends saying: "buhuu, he didnt stay the day after and im probably never gonna see him again" etc. etc.
so while you might be in the thought of her being in it for the fun she has the hope it will turn serious.*

*disclaimer: this does in no way go for every female, just some of the ones i know. and not all the time.
 

old.Tohtori

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The thing people often forget is that men are women are men.

My golden rule.

Anything you see in a woman, you can see in a man, and anything a man does, woman can do too.

So, men are women are men.

Also, would like to add this which i came up with a while back:

Treat your friends like your girlfriend and your girlfriend like your friends and all will go well.
 

Zerubiel Propane

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Anything you see in a woman, you can see in a man, and anything a man does, woman can do too.


Chicks can't wank.
You can't see uterus or other female parts in men,

Men and women are different.
Physically and mentally
Sorry bud, but your golden rule, is bs :fluffle:
 

old.Tohtori

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Chicks can't wank.
You can't see uterus or other female parts in men,

Men and women are different.
Physically and mentally
Sorry bud, but your golden rule, is bs :fluffle:

Physically there are basic differences, yes, but i said can as in "it is possible" as in "there are exceptions". There are men who curse and fart like sailors, and there are men who cry at a movie. This is the golden rule. Not some pedantic "women can't wank" cop-out.(which i'm not gonna argue here)
 

DocWolfe

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Chicks can't wank.
You can't see uterus or other female parts in men,

Men and women are different.
Physically and mentally
Sorry bud, but your golden rule, is bs :fluffle:

I think Toh is just trying to justify the fact that the 'woman' he brought back the other night and spent 7 hours of steamy sex with was actually a man.
 

old.Tohtori

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I think Toh is just trying to justify the fact that the 'woman' he brought back the other night and spent 7 hours of steamy sex with was actually a man.

That's no way to talk about your mother young man.
 

Vasconcelos

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The thing people often forget is that men are women are men.

My golden rule.

Anything you see in a woman, you can see in a man, and anything a man does, woman can do too.

So, men are women are men.

Also, would like to add this which i came up with a while back:

Treat your friends like your girlfriend and your girlfriend like your friends and all will go well.

Cant agree at all

Men have at least 1 dirty thought every now and then, and when meeting a female we usually gauge the posibilities of banging her (not the oter way around, as "gawd! wot an ugly dog, I'd never shag her even if i got paid" or "holly fuck! I'd cut my finger for being between her legs")

Women dont have that meassure of things.

And if you dont agree with this you are either an ugly woman or gay. Period. :p

PS: for the touchy ppl note the :p
 

old.Tohtori

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Cant agree at all

Men have at least 1 dirty thought every now and then, and when meeting a female we usually gauge the posibilities of banging her (not the oter way around, as "gawd! wot an ugly dog, I'd never shag her even if i got paid" or "holly fuck! I'd cut my finger for being between her legs")

Women dont have that meassure of things.

And if you dont agree with this you are either an ugly woman or gay. Period. :p

PS: for the touchy ppl note the :p

Then you've only met certain type of people. If you haven't met every person on earth, you can't make the assumption that people are that strictly different, but as i've seen people who are outside that "segment thinking", then i can say people are different. For f*cks sake, look at Ezteq.

I've met women who are worse at "id' shag that" then some of the guys i've met who don't think of shagging instantly(yours truly for one) and even men DO think the other way around, as you claimed they don't, as in "holy f*ck i wouldn't get caught dead in her bed" or "holy sh*t if i woke in her bed i'd shoot myself".

How ugly/goodlooking or gay/straight you are, is irrelevant in all points.
 

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