women

to shag or not to shag!

  • DO it you could get hit by a rhino tommorrow...!

    Votes: 24 42.9%
  • Be a gentleman, make her swallow next time!

    Votes: 20 35.7%
  • I am gay!

    Votes: 12 21.4%

  • Total voters
    56

old.Tohtori

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all fairness i wouldn't date a girl who put out on the first date either :p

That could very well be, but why not?

What's the reason behind that logic, that if a girl puts out, she's a ho? I'm imagining that's the reason why one wouldn't date her?
 

Chronictank

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That could very well be, but why not?

What's the reason behind that logic, that if a girl puts out, she's a ho? I'm imagining that's the reason why one wouldn't date her?

call me shallow but if she puts out for me on the first date, she has likely done likewise for others as such the number of guys she has screwed is proportionately higher than someone who doesn't

and it doesnt make her a ho, it makes her a future booty call rather than a relationship
 

old.Tohtori

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call me shallow but if she puts out for me on the first date, she has likely done likewise for others as such the number of guys she has screwed is proportionately higher than someone who doesn't :p

What would that matter?

One dick in her, 10 dicks in her, the thing doens't get ruined by using it you know.

Or is it some masculinity thing? "My woman ha not slept with anyone" or some such?

Not to mention, if a girl puts out on first date, it doesn't mean she puts out to ALL people she meets.

Trying to understand here, so, no biting.
 

Chronictank

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What would that matter?

One dick in her, 10 dicks in her, the thing doens't get ruined by using it you know.

Or is it some masculinity thing? "My woman ha not slept with anyone" or some such?

Not to mention, if a girl puts out on first date, it doesn't mean she puts out to ALL people she meets.

Trying to understand here, so, no biting.

havent taken offence at all,
edited above to elaborate a bit if that answers your question

I didn't say she necessarily does for ALL guys, but the probability she has and will again is significantly higher than someone who doesn't

I also use it as a sign that someone is in it for casual fun, or someone is in it for a relationship, right or wrong doesnt really matter thats just how i view it

It's not to say casual fun cant turn into a relationship, but thats how i view the initial feelings
 

old.Tohtori

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It's not to say casual fun cant turn into a relationship, but thats how i view the initial feelings

This is exactly what i meant, that casual fun and a relationship arn't self-exclusive.

Meaning, you too find it possible for a girl, that puts out on nicht 1, CAN become a girlfriend?
 

Chronictank

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This is exactly what i meant, that casual fun and a relationship arn't self-exclusive.

Meaning, you too find it possible for a girl, that puts out on nicht 1, CAN become a girlfriend?

ah thats what you meant

yes, but not initially
whereas if a girl abstains and waits i view it as a sign that she wants a relationship rather than casual fun

if that makes any sense
 

old.Tohtori

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ah thats what you meant

yes, but not initially
whereas if a girl abstains and waits i view it as a sign that she wants a relationship rather than casual fun

if that makes any sense

Yeah, more , i think.

Sex on night 1 and relationship aren't self-exclusive, but you take it as a signal, even if it's not meant as such?
 

Ezteq

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hay i boinked plenty before i met b2, who i rap...had sexual relations with on the first night btw. and thank bob he doesnt think like you cos otherwise we'd have missed out on 6 really cool years together.

yeah so i was a bucking bronco in my younger days i dont know if it helped matters now but since being with mr ez i havent even looked at another man (other than those naked ones through the internet...but then porning is allowable and doesnt count as cheatz0ring). Maybe if i'd been a chaiste little virgin after six years in a relationship i might now be wondering what its like with other people and be a right dirty cheating little hooker?



meanwhile, in the bat cave:


sooo how did the date go then was it good? and was it your or her descision not to do the wild thing Oo (all this, hay man should i spoik her or not...like she has no say in the matter lol)
 

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hay i boinked plenty before i met b2, who i rap...had sexual relations with on the first night btw. and thank bob he doesnt think like you cos otherwise we'd have missed out on 6 really cool years together.
I honestly have no idea what you're point is with this post :s
'thank bob he doesnt think like me'? how would that have changed anything at all...
assuming for a second he did think like me, you would have gone out and he would have viewed you as a casual partner, and if things developed into a relationship then you would be exactly where you are now

yeah so i was a bucking bronco in my younger days i dont know if it helped matters now but since being with mr ez i havent even looked at another man (other than those naked ones through the internet...but then porning is allowable and doesnt count as cheatz0ring). Maybe if i'd been a chaiste little virgin after six years in a relationship
Again what relevance is that to my post? (asuming it is aimed at me), just because you dont fuck around on the first date means you're a virgin?
so thats how girls count how many guys they sleep with nowdays :rolleyes:

Maybe if i'd been a chaiste little virgin after six years in a relationship i might now be wondering what its like with other people and be a right dirty cheating little hooker?
What if after all your sexoring you decided you wanted to be a man?, what if you let someone go bearback and are pumped full of meds because you caught a particuarly bad STD? What if mork really married mindy?
I think you get the point
 

Ezteq

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my point ^ there is is see? was that if people have certain standards that are unflexable (i.e. if a girl slept with me on the first date she wouldn't be considered for a long termer....how about the fact that she slept with you...you also (and i mean you as in the all encompassing you, other person...not you you in particular) slept with her on the first date so isnt being prejudiced against a second party for partaking in something you also partook of a bit um, daft?) you miss out on all kinds of stuff, like someone saying "ooh i could never date a guy with glasses, yuck!" who knows their ideal partner and soul mate could be a guy with coke bottle glasses.


jeepers you aint half getting touchy lately, its a discussion so i thought i'd join in, your post happened to be the last in a long line of other posts and the opinions expressed there in came to my attention i wasnt actually answering you personally just putting my opinion out there.
 

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HHMMM How about

You like her, she likes you
You want it, she wants it

pretty easy maths for me: JUST DO IT!!

It's easy, goodguy nerds think it matters if you fuck on the first night or not. They really need a reality check. It's just SEX ffs.
 

Chronictank

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my point ^ there is is see? was that if people have certain standards that are unflexable (i.e. if a girl slept with me on the first date she wouldn't be considered for a long termer....how about the fact that she slept with you...you also (and i mean you as in the all encompassing you, other person...not you you in particular) slept with her on the first date so isnt being prejudiced against a second party for partaking in something you also partook of a bit um, daft?) you miss out on all kinds of stuff, like someone saying "ooh i could never date a guy with glasses, yuck!" who knows their ideal partner and soul mate could be a guy with coke bottle glasses.


jeepers you aint half getting touchy lately, its a discussion so i thought i'd join in, your post happened to be the last in a long line of other posts and the opinions expressed there in came to my attention i wasnt actually answering you personally just putting my opinion out there.

i wasn't touchy at all to begin with, but i assumed you were pointing at me as i was the last to post, my mistake i apologise

i was only slightly irritated when i thought you were putting words in my mouth and completely ignoring what i actually posted
 

scorge

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sooo how did the date go then was it good? and was it your or her descision not to do the wild thing Oo (all this, hay man should i spoik her or not...like she has no say in the matter lol)

Actually oddly she asked to come back to my place, and she stayed the night, still dint have sex. Waited till she came round the next night after she had been out with her friends and did the dirty deed... a few times... god i hate condoms...

:m00:
 

old.Tohtori

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Well, was watching some vids on youtube, and got to thinking is hould write a song again. So, umm, yeah...i'm so going to hel for this but ahwell.

*grabs guitar*

You've never been, with a man before,
you're not some silly, two buck whore.
You said you want to wait for that, special night.
And i know baby, it just seems so right.

So here we are, husband and wife.
We're about to start a, beautiful life.
But remember that cherry, you wouldn't let go?
You actually did, but you just didn't knoooooow...

I came home from that bar last week,
and i couldn't resist your, sleeping meat.
And i know we'll probably end in divorce,
but how about we take another ride on that horse!

Yes i f*cked you while you were sleeping alone.
I just had to feed your puppies that bone.
I won't lie to you girl, it was humpty galore,
but the better bit was your second hooooole!!

*runs out*
 

scorge

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Well, was watching some vids on youtube, and got to thinking is hould write a song again. So, umm, yeah...i'm so going to hel for this but ahwell.

*grabs guitar*

You've never been, with a man before,
you're not some silly, two buck whore.
You said you want to wait for that, special night.
And i know baby, it just seems so right.

So here we are, husband and wife.
We're about to start a, beautiful life.
But remember that cherry, you wouldn't let go?
You actually did, but you just didn't knoooooow...

I came home from that bar last week,
and i couldn't resist your, sleeping meat.
And i know we'll probably end in divorce,
but how about we take another ride on that horse!

Yes i f*cked you while you were sleeping alone.
I just had to feed your puppies that bone.
I won't lie to you girl, it was humpty galore,
but the better bit was your second hooooole!!

*runs out*


lol clap:kissit:
 

Binky the Bomb

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*Cracks fingers* I got a better one for you.

-sang to the tune of the Wild Rover-

I've been a muff diver for many a year
And I spent all my money on muff diving gear
I bought the old snorkel, the old aqualung
But the bit I like best is the part with my tongue

And its no, nay, never *clap clap clap clap*
No nay never no more
Will I plaaaaay the muff diver
No neveeeeer no more


I went to a whorehouse I used to frequent
And I told the old slapper my money was spent
I asked for some pussy, she said to me nay
Such a pecker like yours I can have any day

And its no, nay, never *clap clap clap clap*
No nay never no more
Will I plaaaaay the muff diver
No neveeeeer no more


I reach into my trouser, pulled eight inches bright
And the old slappers eye's opened up with delight
I asked for some pussy, she offered the best
And all that i'd shown her was only my chest

And its no, nay, never *clap clap clap clap*
No nay never no more
Will I plaaaaay the muff diver
No neveeeeer no more


I went to my parents, confessed what i'd done
And they welcomed me back as their muff diving son
I promised them then, as I promised before
That I would not play the muff diver no more

And its no, nay, never *clap clap clap clap*
No nay never no more
Will I plaaaaay the muff diver
No neveeeeer no more
 

AngelHeal

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..if you fuck on a first date, im pretty sure it won't last (long)

get a girl with class...
 

tris-

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i found on average, if you shag a girl the first day you meet, you will last with them approx 11.6 days.
 

Mey

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It was the second date noob!

And seal that is genius!
 

tris-

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It was the second date noob!

And seal that is genius!

SO FUCKING WHAT?

if he had slept with her first i compute he would be back here 11.6 days later saying they finished.
 

Raven

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doesnt make any difference when you shag her. Though i do like the people that bang on about "respect her, dont sleep with her on the first date" jesus mates, they may have no cock and a nice pair of tits but they are still on the look out for filthy sex. That sort of naive crap will have you still living with your parents when you are thirty.
 

Chronictank

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doesnt make any difference when you shag her. Though i do like the people that bang on about "respect her, dont sleep with her on the first date" jesus mates, they may have no cock and a nice pair of tits but they are still on the look out for filthy sex. That sort of naive crap will have you still living with your parents when you are thirty.

you probably still will be living with your parents regardless the way things are going in this country :/
 

scorge

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i found on average, if you shag a girl the first day you meet, you will last with them approx 11.6 days.

11.6 days does that include weekends or a working week? :sex:

:m00:
 

Eeben

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