women

[scorge]

I have a date tomorrow night (well Friday now)

the questions is shall i show her my monkey nuts or abstain from any sort of carnal pleasure? I will (try) and obey the highest vote!

 

[Nate]

Your sig tells me you don't get this chance often. Plug her socket!

 

[Bahumat]

Your sig tells me you don't get this chance often. Plug her socket!

lol

 

[Ixnay]

Your sig tells me you don't get this chance often. Plug her socket!

Says the man whos most achievable female interaction was sharing doritos and dip at a LAN party ?

 

[Nate]

Says the Northerner that shags coal as it's the most feminine part of his life(it's inside a coal mine)

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well, it's not really up to us now is it?

If the whoa-man is willing and able, go for it. Loose nothing. All that "but i'm a gentleman and don't screw on date #1" is bull, women don't care for it, it's a nice thought and they want to know you won't mind the "no humpty" part, but if they want, they'll f*ck you faster then a rabbit on speed.

"Stop eating that carrot and save the bus man!!"

 

[Mikah75]

depends what you're after really if possibility you might want her as a gf then refrain from sex on first date tbh, if not then happy pounding

 

[Fafnir]

1st option i'm so fucking tired of all the feminists that just can't the guy pay for the dinner.

 

[Ixnay]

Says the Northerner that shags coal as it's the most feminine part of his life(it's inside a coal mine)

Im from Birmingham you muppet

 

[Jarahl]

How well do you know her? Is she just someone you asked out on a date, or have you known her for a while?

If a "semi stranger", dip it

If its someone you kinda know and also like, I'd say wait a bit.

 

[Nate]

Im from Birmingham you muppet

Northern enough!!!

 

[Hidden]

sorry but all this chat is wrong.

Sounds to me you all treat women as meat and not people.

If you like her, wait.
If you both are at the moment, let it happen.

If you have respect for her, then dont because you might be ruining her first time (special someone) if she ofcourse is a virgin.

 

[crispy]

Your sig tells me you don't get this chance often. Plug her socket!

I know the pieces fit!

 

[old.Tohtori]

depends what you're after really if possibility you might want her as a gf then refrain from sex on first date tbh, if not then happy pounding

Actually those two arn't self-exclusive.

Someone you click with right away and want to humpty doesn't mean you can't end up together.

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Well, he's probobly getting a drink thrown in his face right about...... now!

So, Dude, how does rejection feel tonight?

 

[[TS]Mengina]

sorry but all this chat is wrong.

Sounds to me you all treat women as meat and not people.

If you like her, wait.
If you both are at the moment, let it happen.

If you have respect for her, then dont because you might be ruining her first time (special someone) if she ofcourse is a virgin.

Hey, that's life, women are desgined to bend over and get fucked

 

[old.Tohtori]

So, Dude, how does rejection feel tonight?

No no, it goes like this(from the Holy Book of Barney):

Re....wait for it!....jected! Yeah.

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Somehow I feel we should be forming a cheerleading line.
Gimme an R
Gimme an E
Gimme an J
Gimme an E
Gimme an C
Gimme an T
Gimme an E
Gimme an D

What does it spell - Epic Failure

 

[Dukat]

:bazbeer:

(poor scorge )

 

[Rookiescot]

So how did this turn out?

New poll required I think !!!

 

[Laddey]

Your sig tells me you don't get this chance often. Plug her socket!

haha, now that was fairly funny for you NateDogg

 

[scorge]

i abstained from carnal pleasure :-( but lets say i didn't go unrewarded

 

[Bahumat]

i abstained from carnal pleasure :-( but lets say i didn't go unrewarded

So you had a wank then....from that pretty right hand of yours?

 

[Fafnir]

Well the hand is a mans best friend, it dont cheat on yah, it will never give you sexual transmitted diseases, and you know how many partners it had. And just give it a cool beer and its happy. And its always ready for your needs.

 

[Binky the Bomb]

So you had a wank then....from that pretty right hand of yours?

I'll be he went the whole hog and used nail varnish too, for that 'Extra effect'.

Seriously though, if there was no carnal pleasure, what other POSSIBLE rewards could you have gotten out of it? The pleasure of paying for dinner?

Seriously, spill the details... who are we gonna tell after all?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Seriously, spill the details... who are we gonna tell after all?

Everyone?

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Everyone?

Dude, your supposed to wait till AFTER he spills he beans before doing the late reply... now he'll never tell us.

Oh well, I guess we'll just have to get creative... Ok lads, lasses, tris-, time to make some crap up... best submissions get rep

 

[Vasconcelos]

sorry but all this chat is wrong.

Sounds to me you all treat women as meat and not people.

If you like her, wait.
If you both are at the moment, let it happen.

If you have respect for her, then dont because you might be ruining her first time (special someone) if she ofcourse is a virgin.

HHMMM How about

You like her, she likes you
You want it, she wants it

pretty easy maths for me: JUST DO IT!!

 

[old.Tohtori]

pretty easy maths for me: JUST DO IT!!

Nike Sex.

 

[Chronictank]

Actually those two arn't self-exclusive.

Someone you click with right away and want to humpty doesn't mean you can't end up together.

all fairness i wouldn't date a girl who put out on the first date either