Wierd sexual preferences

[Vladamir]

I've got it

 

[Mikah75]

I've got it

but i bet u didnt get a pirate mask sent to your door!

 

[WiZe^]

Enormous Boobs does it for me.

 

[Blackjack]

gif msn:<
i want my wateva minger emoticon!

You don't want my MSN.. i have the towel pic as avatar

 

[Mikah75]

i meant gif my msn so i can do WATEVA thingy
but u can add me if u like, if you want some funny harassment and lots of funny links! ^^

im getting fed up of always being pestered by that ginger lady all the time!
<Cough> ez

 

[Ezteq]

oi *prod* silence fool or i shalt punish you to 30 days non stop will and grace and have all the sharp implements, ropes and electrical goods removed so you cant kill yourself to make it stop Muwahahaaha!


and before you think it, yes i really could be that evil.

p.s if you awake get your butt on msn i got no one to stalk to........... talk i meant talk to.

 

[Mikah75]

some of us have school

 

[WiZe^]

some of us have school

no

 

[Eeben]

some of us have school

aye an it sucks!!! im bored an just wanna go home!!!

 

[Mikah75]

i just finished, i quite like school actually
A Levels are good

 

[[NO]Subedai]

hehe this thread is quite funny

Strange thing i had with a gf is that she really liked to tickle me during sex. and ild do same (we were both really ticklish) was really strange laughing while doing it. Very strange feeling met this other girl when i went to amsterdam, she was insistant i did her up the arse. strange stuff

 

[Rediknight]

actually, a girl i used to live with had a rape fantasy - she ended up in with a group of fetishists where she had her closest mates vet other customers, then she'd just go into this room and get "raped" as it were...

It was all set up, and was basically a violent sado thing i think, but she used to enjoy it... was a hard one to get my head around initially, but we used to talk about it and she was very sensible and said she used to find it wierd when she first started fantasising about it...

whatever chokes your goat, i s'pose...

 

[Himse]

oi *prod* silence fool or i shalt punish you to 30 days non stop will and grace and have all the sharp implements, ropes and electrical goods removed so you cant kill yourself to make it stop Muwahahaaha!


and before you think it, yes i really could be that evil.

p.s if you awake get your butt on msn i got no one to stalk to........... talk i meant talk to.

you have too much time to plan this XD

 

[[SS]Gamblor]

One of my ex's used to to love shagging like crazed weesels in public places or places where we could get caught at it.

The funnyist was at a mates halloween party, we got all joggy in the bathroom as we needed to release the pent up frustration.
Anyway, we finish up and she heads out and i wait for about 2 - 4 mins to give a hint that nothing was going on.
However i looked around and there where the opate glass used to be is the majority of my mates creased up laughing .
I got my own back on each of them ... by phoning them while they are in Mid stride.

I've had them Ring me over the years , but With the sort of person i am ( i don't get embarssed) i continued ..

M8 : so what you up to ?
me : Shagging my GF
M8 : wtf .. right now ?
me : well it's 10 am on sat. morning what do you think i'd be doing.

Ahh they always hang up quickly =).


Another Ex used to love me nibbeling a certian part of her neck , it always sent her up to the rafters... bloody strange.

 

[[NO]Subedai]

also had a girl who loved to kiss my eyes ( is this common) like she really liked my eyes

 

[Mikah75]

.......thats just wierd, who has eye fetishes :s

i have a guy on the go that just constantly stares at me, cos he likes my bright blue eyes was a bit wierd at first, but dont care now, i never reject flattery^^ and he does that tickling thing sub said

 

[Rediknight]

be careful Mik, you'll wake up one morning face down in a bath full of ice with your eyes stolen, and...

oh...

no, hang on, thats kidneys isn't it

 

[Potato Junkie]

Was hoping for some inspiration here, but no...
Weirdest guy I ever knew, liked the jump leads and the cutting implements (there's a surgical device for testing nerve reaction in supposedly nerve-dead patients, looks like a pizza wheel but way more spikey, apparently hurts even those poor buggers) which was fun for a while And the socket wrench I could have lived without, but hey, nothing tried nothing gained
Watersports tho? Seriously, nooooooo
That funny place on the neck tho?? Christ yes!

 

[Ezteq]

it is?


aw fuck

*throws eyes down the drain*

 

[Huntingtons]

Ive pissed myself before. wanking is better tbh.

dropped on myself, didnt't work any better than pissing so i stick to wanking





repped you \o/

 

[Mikah75]

be careful Mik, you'll wake up one morning face down in a bath full of ice with your eyes stolen, and...

oh...

no, hang on, thats kidneys isn't it

lol...i think i can take care of myself 6ft5 Vs 5ft6 man

 

[Overdriven]

I've got a better one... Kinda weird..

My GFs best friends BF loves licking his GFs eye (as in, open eye - lick it) and sucking the snot out of her nose and swallowing(sp) it >< *Vomit*

 

[confused]

I've got a better one... Kinda weird..

My GFs best friends BF loves licking his GFs eye (as in, open eye - lick it) and sucking the snot out of her nose and swallowing(sp) it >< *Vomit*

The open eye thingy was in FHM a while back as a trust exercise... Jenna's page or whatever its called

 

[Rediknight]

I've got a better one... Kinda weird..

My GFs best friends BF loves licking his GFs eye (as in, open eye - lick it) and sucking the snot out of her nose and swallowing(sp) it >< *Vomit*

my mates training as some kind of nurse at the moment, and before you attempt to resucitate a baby or toddler with a snotty nose, you have to suck the snot out first...

i'm gaggin just thinking about it to be honest :|

 

[[NO]Subedai]

I've got a better one... Kinda weird..

My GFs best friends BF loves licking his GFs eye (as in, open eye - lick it) and sucking the snot out of her nose and swallowing(sp) it >< *Vomit*

lol licking the open eye is 1 a bit extreme rofl, i guess kissing it was ok but thats just bad

 

[Tilda]

I wouldnt try the eye thing personally. Atleast not open.
Theres more bacteria in your mouth than in your arsehole, eyes are supposed to be clean sterile places, if you mix the two, bad things will follow I fear.

 

[Vladamir]

Cool, so i can fart/poo in Outty's eye and it's safer than kissing him, it's true love!

 

[soze]

met this other girl when i went to amsterdam, she was insistant i did her up the arse. strange stuff

Post op trannies always want it up the arse!

 

[Thorwyn]

I never heard of eye herpes though

Seriously, I don´t think that this is more or less dangerous for the eye than diving in a public swimming pool. I mean... if you´re bruising your skin, the first reaction is to lick the wound. Might not be the most sterile and medically correct treatment, but seems to work since the invention of twig-tools.

But then.... they recently invented a little tissue-like thing, which is used to protect the female genitalia from direct contact with the mouth during oral sex. No shit.

 

[Rediknight]

your tongue produces peptide which is why wounds inside your mouth heal quicker - those statistics that say there is more bacteria in your mouth than your ringer are basing their studies on if you never ever clean your teeth i would imagine - i clean mine at least once a day, usually twice, and i can guarantee you that my mouth is more hygenic than my arse

Dogs tongues produce peptide at a massive rate, which is why they lick their wounds. Equally a dogs mouth is pretty hygenic compared to most humans, no matter how much you clean them...

that said, my dog eats the other dogs poop (he's old, bless him) so i wouldn't be letting him lick your wounds... :shifty: