Wierd sexual preferences

[DocWolfe]

Anybody who know someone that tryet it? you always hear about it but you never seen or got any proof of it!!!There is no spoon! there is no thing called "Soggy Biscuit"

I've got a mate of a mate who's played it

 

[lilmissnaughty]

I've got a mate of a mate who's played it

so did he have to eat teh biscuit or did some other poor soul have to chow down on the product of his monkey spankinguke:

 

[VaaN^]

I've got a mate of a mate who's played it

baah you should be a member of mythbusters!!!!

 

[VaaN^]

so did he have to eat teh biscuit or did some other poor soul have to chow down on the product of his monkey spankinguke:

still haveing a hard time beliveing anybody would eat the biscuit after 15 boys have been wanking off all over the thing im not even sure i would do it for money tbh

 

[Cirandi]

I've had a few girlfriends who were into some very strange things... I'm not the kind of guy who says no to a new experience, but some things were just weird.

I had 1 girl who always hurt me during sex (i mean, a little nails and teeth works just fine, ya know... but...). It escalated to the point where i couldn't wear white clothes because i was covered in bites and scratches that'd leave bloodstains on them. And then she told me i reminded her of her dad, and then it became just too weird.

I had another girlfriend who was really, really loud in bed. It's nice to get some confirmation as a guy that your'e doing something right you know, but with her i had the neighbours over a couple of times a week asking us to keep it down (and what the hell do you answer to that? "Yeah, i'll she what i can... uh... not do i guess...), and someone had actually complained to the landlord.

And i used to have a couple of peircings (Eyebrow and nipple, nothing weird ya sickos!) and i had this girlfriend who asked me if she could tear them off, and i really think she wanted to. For a while i was a bit uncomfortable sleeping next to her.

 

[Mikah75]

And i used to have a couple of peircings (Eyebrow and nipple, nothing weird ya sickos!) and i had this girlfriend who asked me if she could tear them off, and i really think she wanted to. For a while i was a bit uncomfortable sleeping next to her.

omg, some people.

 

[tris-]

ive never done anything perverted tbh. the worst thing that happend was some whore kept biting my lip during kissing.

 

[Mojo]

Anybody who know someone that tryet it? you always hear about it but you never seen or got any proof of it!!!There is no spoon! there is no thing called "Soggy Biscuit"

I wondered why the never used hobnobs. uke:

 

[lilmissnaughty]

ive never done anything perverted tbh. the worst thing that happend was some whore kept biting my lip during kissing.

lol u shoulda asked for a discount or refund

 

[pip]

Took some women home in my teens,she peed over me whilst I boned her I was drunk at time didn't, realise till few weeks past, lol thought I peed the bed my mum give me shit about it then Boned her sober 3 weeks later she did the same /slap that was the end of that,then lol few years later my mate boned her, we was in the pub he said rember such and such and I said yes dirty bitch used to pee on me,he said ffs why didn't you tell me she did it to me lastnite rolf

 

[Overdriven]

I've got a mate of a mate who's played it

I've got a mate who's played it...

 

[Cemeterygates]

Took some women home in my teens,she peed over me whilst I boned her I was drunk at time didn't, realise till few weeks past, lol thought I peed the bed my mum give me shit about it then Boned her sober 3 weeks later she did the same /slap that was the end of that,then lol few years later my mate boned her, we was in the pub he said rember such and such and I said yes dirty bitch used to pee on me,he said ffs why didn't you tell me she did it to me lastnite rolf

u sure it was her pissin on u man?? an not female ejaculation??

 

[Commandment]

u sure it was her pissin on u man?? an not female ejaculation??

bah FFS u ruined it! i would laugh into next week if they hadnt figured that out yet

 

[Cemeterygates]

bah FFS u ruined it! i would laugh into next week if they hadnt figured that out yet

well...just goes to show how little many many guys now about the ladies really dont it....i mean...im 19 but i can tell the difference

 

[pip]

It was pee dude what women can cover a complete sheet with orgasmic juices,I no Im good but not that good

 

[Calaen]

aside from that the love juice certainly dont smell like piss

Freakiest thing I have done is sex with my prostate being massaged (by a female).

Had a 3some with a partially deaf female, she was also a mother to one of my old school friends. She was dirty as fook.

 

[[HB]Jpeg]

one of my ex's used to LOVE and i do mean LOVE it when i pulled her hair whilst bonking her..
pulling it so hard to the point it ripped her hair out. omg she screamed with pleasure when i done it freaky but fun she was into bdsm bigtime

 

[evzy]

Haha this got me thinking of some stuff I hadnt thought about in years lol !

Had one girl who gave me a lovebite so bad once it actually came out in a big bump & she also used to claw my back to the point that putting any clothes on afterward was painful for days - looked like Zorro had been practising his spelling on me!

 

[Rediknight]

wrestled for a while on campsites and heard some nasteh stuff - a girl asked one of the guys if he'd piss on her in the shower, so he did - got proper relaxed and decided he'd just curl out a steamy loaf on her lady bumps :/

Equally, i also have a friend who managed a mother/daughter combo ON FILM... i bet he wishes he knew where that film had gotten too lol!

bless him...

 

[old.Tohtori]

If i was married, i'd say:

Well i have this weird sexual preference to put my willy in my wife's poonanni, she doesn't understand it.

But i'm not.

So, i'll just say...

I have this weird sexual preference to stick my lolrod in any woman alive, they don't understand it.

 

[Lamp]

Had a threesome. The fantasy is better than the reality tbh.

Had a threesome. One was in the womens toilets in a West-End gay club (LOL)
The other was a 2-for-one call girl offer.

Had plenty of older women.

Would NEVER play Soggy Biscuit / Soggy Bread. The thought of eating another man's nabbings is utterly repugnant.

 

[soze]

I used to work with a bloke who got his rocks off eating his girlfriend and did not really enjoy sex he explained that he like rim jobbing and eating while the tide was in but his favorite was after she had been to the gym for a few hours and was really sweaty. The most disgusting thing was when he said how they swapped he would cum in her mouth and he'd go down on her during rag week get a mouth full and they would kiss to swap it over uke: i wanted a week off work after that one.

 

[evzy]

That would be a rainbow kiss that would...

Not that I have any idea what that has to do with Zippy and Bungle

 

[Tip]

ive never done anything perverted tbh. the worst thing that happend was some whore kept biting my lip during kissing.

Picked up a bird in town, she was biting my lip during sex, as i thrust harder she bit through my lip and blood went everywhere, she kept on sucking my lip, closest vampire experience lol, never saw her again, fat lip and shredded back was enough

 

[Saveus]

Never had any really nasy girls like that, but my friend took a shit on a girls chest and rubbed it in with his feet and she sucked on his toes while he pissed on her body with the dog eating the girl out.


















not rly,

 

[evzy]

Hahaha I was reading that in a smaller sized window - didnt see the big scroll down area that usually gives away the "not really" or p.s gag - reading it thinking wtf kind of friends do you have....and they admit it???

 

[Calaen]

Lmao

 

[Lamp]

Never had any really nasy girls like that, but my friend took a shit on a girls chest and rubbed it in with his feet and she sucked on his toes while he pissed on her body with the dog eating the girl out.

Nice.

Just go and hire a hooker and get it all out ya system.

 

[Mikah75]

nothing really sick
- wierd man seemed a bit fucked up
- just the quote "UMM CUM TASTE GOOD" (in cave man tone) always will stick in my head
- few threesomes
- someone who liked sucking my toes
- snowballed alot

 

[Lamp]

nothing really sick
- wierd man seemed a bit fucked up
- just the quote "UMM CUM TASTE GOOD" (in cave man tone) always will stick in my head
- few threesomes
- someone who liked sucking my toes
- snowballed alot

Are you speaking as a male or female ?