Rediknight
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Or before and after? :shifty:Lamp said:
Wierd sexual preferences
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Rediknight
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hah! just reminded me of a time when me and a load of mates were going to a night called Alcatraz at The Island in Ilford. We always got totally wankered before we left, drank maybe 6 cans on the bus to ilford, then wandered down the pedestrianised High Street to the club. A mate of ours called Pete was so entirely muntered he declares he needs to stop in this doorway for a leak - we look round and he's pissing up the glass front of McDonalds, full of people at about 9pm.
Rob run up and pushed him down the ally near by - petes still pissing, btw - and he stumbles down it, pivots around on one foot, then falls flat on his back - still pissing, like a little fountain all over himself.
We were all too disabled with laughing to save the poor guy, so when he was done we carried on to the club. Whilst in the queue, he realised he stank really badly, then was sick on himself. We all went in and he got to Albert on the door. Albert rightly took one look at him and said, "Pete, you stink of piss and you're covered in sick... you are never coming in, mate!"
so in front of all of his friends, pete did the only thing right.
He cried. He burst into tears and started pleading to be let in...
Gold for us to watch - i don't think i've ever laughed so much in my laugh more than that night out...
Rob run up and pushed him down the ally near by - petes still pissing, btw - and he stumbles down it, pivots around on one foot, then falls flat on his back - still pissing, like a little fountain all over himself.
We were all too disabled with laughing to save the poor guy, so when he was done we carried on to the club. Whilst in the queue, he realised he stank really badly, then was sick on himself. We all went in and he got to Albert on the door. Albert rightly took one look at him and said, "Pete, you stink of piss and you're covered in sick... you are never coming in, mate!"
so in front of all of his friends, pete did the only thing right.
He cried. He burst into tears and started pleading to be let in...
Gold for us to watch - i don't think i've ever laughed so much in my laugh more than that night out...
2 hookers stood chatting one said "you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
the other thinks for a while and says "naah, been swung round a room by me tits though".
and as there may be children reading this i'm not going in to my dark and sordid past.
i'll just say it was fun
the other thinks for a while and says "naah, been swung round a room by me tits though".
and as there may be children reading this i'm not going in to my dark and sordid past.
i'll just say it was fun
Eeben
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This is what turns me on http://www.string-emil.de/ am i wired?
Garaen
One of Freddy's beloved
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soze said:I used to work with a bloke who got his rocks off eating his girlfriend and did not really enjoy sex he explained that he like rim jobbing and eating while the tide was in but his favorite was after she had been to the gym for a few hours and was really sweaty. The most disgusting thing was when he said how they swapped he would cum in her mouth and he'd go down on her during rag week get a mouth full and they would kiss to swap it over
lol, i read the end as i wanted a wank after work.
Rediknight
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this minger?