Wierd sexual preferences

[Lamp]

Good mate of mine pulled this bird last night in the pub. They went back to his and he was half way through boning her when she asked him if she could gob a load of phlegm / snot / saliva down his throat as it really turned her on.

WTF !?

He ordered her a cab

Meeting up for a beer with him in a few mins LOL

Anyone else had this kinda wierd sexual proposition / fetish request ? Might set his mind at ease to know he's not alone lol

Personally, I don't give a shit what stuff ppl are into sexually provided (a) its between consenting adults, (b) it don't involve kids. and (c) they don't tell me every detail.

 

[Ezteq]

lol i used to work with a scottish guy who had a thing for women with hairy nipples, he'd ask them in clubs if they had hairy ones and 9 times out of 10 they thought he was taking the micky and told him to sling his hook, didnt realise he really like it lol.


i told him i had hairy toes like a hobbit but he said that just didnt float his boat!

 

[Mikah75]

omg that is rough lol!

nothing to extremely wierd here, a few foot fetish people, oh and someone liked kissing and licking my hairy armpits once for like 5-10mins; was a bit odd...

 

[DocWolfe]

shitting on people definately takes the biscuit.

 

[Mikah75]

shitting on people definately takes the biscuit.

yes but have u experienced someone wanting to take part in the ... erm.. "pleasure"

 

[DocWolfe]

yes but have u experienced someone wanting to take part in the ... erm.. "pleasure"

My mate asks me all the time One of my mates went to school with a couple who in the sixth form experimented with shitting and pissing on each other.

 

[Mikah75]

My mate asks me all the time One of my mates went to school with a couple who in the sixth form experimented with shitting and pissing on each other.

omg.

 

[Ezteq]

lol theres several people i know that'd i'd merrily take a crap on lol.

 

[Overdriven]

Somebody I know has melon fetish ;o Is that bad?

 

[Vladamir]

Somebody I know has melon fetish ;o Is that bad?

If you've seen politics by Ricky Gervais you'll know

 

[echome]

I got this mate... he likes girls

 

[Overdriven]

If you've seen politics by Ricky Gervais you'll know

Never actually saw that one. ;o Saw 'Animals' though xD

"God didn't see somebody else make light and steal the idea... It was just... Let there be LIGHT! and there it was!"

I got this mate... he likes girls

JPGs? Yeah =(

 

[lilmissnaughty]

what bout a dude whos gf likes him to dress in womens clothes
(lol before anyone asks no it aint me)

 

[Vladamir]

Never actually saw that one. ;o Saw 'Animals' though xD

"God didn't see somebody else make light and steal the idea... It was just... Let there be LIGHT! and there it was!"

JPGs? Yeah =(

Right then <cracks wrists>. This is the summary of it, imagine it in your typical Ricky Gervais style story telling.

"I came across this public information booklet one day, it was around the time that STD's and Aids were becoming more and more well known, so the government was doing it's best to raise awareness.

Anyway this booklet focused mainly on the more homosexually inclined community, suggesting alternative, yet casual, ways of avoiding anal sex."

(He went on to describe quite a few different 'methods' that i can't recall, but then he got to this one)

He's giggling to himself quite substantially now. "And this, is possibly the BEST way i've ever seen an example illustrated;

why not 'come' in a piece of fruit?. Eg a melon

"Not only does it informally suggest that one should relief himself into some sort of fruit, but it gives a cracking example, a melon"

Who would've thought?

 

[Overdriven]

Right then <cracks wrists>. This is the summary of it, imagine it in your typical Ricky Gervais style story telling.

"I came across this public information booklet one day, it was around the time that STD's and Aids were becoming more and more well known, so the government was doing it's best to raise awareness.

Anyway this booklet focused mainly on the more homosexually inclined community, suggesting alternative, yet casual, ways of avoiding anal sex."

(He went on to describe quite a few different 'methods' that i can't recall, but then he got to this one)

He's giggling to himself quite substantially now. "And this, is possibly the BEST way i've ever seen an example illustrated;

why not 'come' in a piece of fruit?. Eg a melon

"Not only does it informally suggest that one should relief himself into some sort of fruit, but it gives a cracking example, a melon"

Who would've thought?

LoL, Brilliant. Going to need to order that

 

[Roalith]

All I'm going to say is 'tubgirl' tbh. Wait, is this a family forum?

 

[Blackjack]

if she could gob a load of phlegm / snot / saliva down his throat as it really turned her on.

Ehh... eww.

what she has is a form of reverse salirophilia.
Becoming aroused from the ingestion of another's sweat or saliva.

very nasty


/edit as for adding a yucky one... formicophilia.
People getting turned on by having bugs crawl on their genitals

 

[VaaN^]

/edit as for adding a yucky one... formicophilia.
People getting turned on by having bugs crawl on their genitals

thats just sick

 

[Calaen]

anyone here had a threesome or slept with an older woman?

 

[Blackjack]

anyone here had a threesome or slept with an older woman?

Had a threesome. The fantasy is better than the reality tbh.

 

[Mikah75]

anyone here had a threesome or slept with an older woman?

ive done threesome
and what blackjack said just you and someone else is much better imo

 

[Morchaoron]

shitting on people definately takes the biscuit.

i always take that with a biscuit....













































































(ps: im just kidding uke: )

 

[lilmissnaughty]

heh reminds me of a game someone told me about...
had summit to do with a bunch of blokes crack one out over a biscuit an the last to give it a topping has to eat it
uke:

 

[DocWolfe]

heh reminds me of a game someone told me about...
had summit to do with a bunch of blokes crack one out over a biscuit an the last to give it a topping has to eat it
uke:

The game is called "Soggy Biscuit" usually played at male only public boarding schools

 

[Himse]

I witnessed a video of some girl who had Tadpoles coming out of her pussy.

From that day on i was disturbed.

 

[Outlander]

I like girls to dress up as vlad

(and vlad to dress up as Ez )

 

[lilmissnaughty]

I like girls to dress up as vlad

so what ur saying is u like em to dress up to look like men dressed as women

 

[kirennia]

heh reminds me of a game someone told me about...
had summit to do with a bunch of blokes crack one out over a biscuit an the last to give it a topping has to eat it
uke:

That's where limp bizkit got their name from From their knowledge of that game and their blatent inability to spell...

 

[lilmissnaughty]

That's where limp bizkit got their name from From their knowledge of that game and their blatent inability to spell...

aww an there i was thinkin they were doing a pele and bravely speaking out about erectile dysfunction...
it aint easy for a man to admit he suffers from a limp bizkit

 

[VaaN^]

heh reminds me of a game someone told me about...
had summit to do with a bunch of blokes crack one out over a biscuit an the last to give it a topping has to eat it
uke:

Anybody who know someone that tryet it? you always hear about it but you never seen or got any proof of it!!!There is no spoon! there is no thing called "Soggy Biscuit"