whilst the forum is on the subject of odd subjects....

Yoni

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I have an obsession with the discussion of poop.. :|, and before everyone gets over excited no no no scat here just the general discussion of poop I can talk about it for hours..to the point when wow implemented poop related quests the guild I was overjoyed and at peace with the world merrilly looking through poop for items...

What wierd subjects are other people obsessed with
 

Yoni

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awesome..
 

TdC

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sorry Yoni, we've all progressed from p00 talk to slapping things with our co><en :p
 

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though having said that I've progressed...I shall now demonstrate otherwise: my current pet muse is wondering if I could swallow a lightly boiled brusselsprout and poop it out again whole. anyone ever try that? any....one? seriously. :D
 

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one of the hot topics atm at work (i work in a factory so you know its gonna be bad) and i must confess i find myself becoming quite obsessed and offering even more bizarre suggestions is finding out just how far ppl will go for 10grand. and yes we are on about sexual acts men women or animals!
 

Ch3tan

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I can confirm this is true, at the last freddybeer Yoni was asking me how many times a day I had to go.
 

Wij

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A day ?

I used to go once a week but my bowels are old now and it's every other day :(
 

Yoni

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you obviously need to stimulate your bowels more wij.

When I was doing my radical diet it could be over a week... now at least once a day.

TdC, this was not about talking about poo, more of the odd things people think about.

To recap

Yoni -poo
Tdc - tapping elephants with his cock and what happens if one eats a sprout whole
Chipper - how far you would go for 10k
Will - watching TdC tapping an elephant with his cock (assumed)
 

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Yoni, interesting thread. I've got to have a think about what I think/talk about a lot honestly.. Probably something about people too actually. Though, me and Gotrag did have IRL talks about rich house objects (As in, millionaire sofas.. That was fun)

Hmm.. I wonder.
 

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I enjoy talking about my own useless existence :(
 

TdC

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well you could try swallowing a dozen sprouts or so ;)
 

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can learn alot of interesting things from studying your own poo! for example if its a light colour you might need to eat more food with higher iron content (conversely if its too dark you need to ease of the guiness and/or red meat ;) )
 

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I'm obsessed with how awesome my cock is. I'm not sure why its so perfect, thats just the hand life has dealt me. I also need to share it with the world. I think I'm to blame for the elephant swaffling.
 

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I'm obsessed with how awesome my cock is. I'm not sure why its so perfect, thats just the hand life has dealt me.

So... you can only fist? :eek:
 

Ch3tan

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Did you feel your cock was as awesome before the piercing, or did the piercing increase the awesome?
 

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It was awesome before, but the piercing both increased the level of awesome, and made me aware of how awesome it already was.

Wierdly, even though I feel this way, I don't have a stupid pet name for my cock. That would just be lame.
 

Yoni

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re poo you are quite correct that it can tell a story or two... ie if it floats your are eating enough fibre if it sinks you need to eat more. A piece of advice though if you are eating nuts as in peanuts / cashews etc etc always chew them well... I learned this lesson at a quite a young age..

Will I think most men are obsessed with their cocks and perfomance.. a little bit about us girls and the size of our breasts / arses etc
 

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My poo sinks so fast it cracks the bowl.

It's black too (unless I've had 20 pints and a vindaloo).
 

Yoni

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ghost poos are just the best though... all the relief with no mess ... awesome \o/
 

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My poo sinks so fast it cracks the bowl.

It's black too (unless I've had 20 pints and a vindaloo).

i once went on a guinness-centric lash (maybe st paddys day). i took a poop the next day and i swear it was so black i thought id created anus-dark matter
 

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Pepto Bismol turns your poo black. Its great, if I ever recommend it to someone i use how nice they are to me as a meter to decide whether or not I tell them.

Im such a fucking professional

In terms of obsessions. Too many to name. But then I have been diagnosed with a mild OCD. So that kinda fits
 

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on my 21st i drank about 10 cocktails, which had a bottle of WKD blue in each. My poo was bright green for the next 2 days.
 

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They're great cocktails, from a pub called The Hobbit in southampton. There's 5 of them, Gollum, Gandalf, Frodo, Legolas and I can't remember what the other one is but they're all great.
 

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