When does wanking become excessive?

[cHodAX]

I do it in between posts on FH

I have my cock in my hand while I am typing this and thinking of you.

 

[gohan]

I am upto 48 hours at the moment but I feel the urge returning.

im up to..... hold on..... 7am - 6pm..... 11 hours xD

 

[old.Osy]

wonder noone said it yet:

Wankers

 

[old.Tohtori]

im up to..... hold on..... 7am - 6pm..... 11 hours xD

Just do it at work

 

[gohan]

the question isnt really how much you wank, we dont care - How many times a day is considered obsessive was the question.

not true,,,, im keeping notes here

 

[Lamp]

paper cuts on your bell end

 

[Job]

More importantly how long have you lasted with a single wank?

My record is 4 hours and my balls were killing me all that night.

 

[Yoni]

There arent any female orientated options on this poll, why?

I have a great female friend who says it is her favorite pass-time.... so the twice a week thing I think is a bit low.

 

[Bahumat]

I have my cock in my hand while I am typing this and thinking of you.

Never guess where I've been ooh err

 

[Ch3tan]

Poll is worded wrong, I voted once a day, but I don't think it's unhealthy if you do it more or less, it depends on the person and the mood.

 

[cHodAX]

There arent any female orientated options on this poll, why?

I have a great female friend who says it is her favorite pass-time.... so the twice a week thing I think is a bit low.

Damn, why don't I have any female friends like that?

If you want Yoni feel free to start a 'bean flicker' thread, mebbe some of our female residents will chip in. Or as a mod you could just alter the poll, I have no objections on that. Mebbe an option like 'I am a lady and can bust my nut all day long, take that suckers!'

Oh and welcome to Off Topic, the home of stupid useless threads and polls! Don't be a stranger.

 

[Yoni]

Ive been lurking here for years

No wont start a new thread .... just think you should make them applicable to all inhabitants of the forums thats all

 

[cHodAX]

Ive been lurking here for years

No wont start a new thread .... just think you should make them applicable to all inhabitants of the forums thats all

You are right of course, poor Ezteq and our other ladies deserve a button to press, metaphorically speaking.

Oh and don't lurk, post. We won't bite, we just might gum you a little like a puppy.

 

[Yoni]

I do post and get bitten regularly not that I care

 

[cHodAX]

I do post and get bitten regularly not that I care

Ban em all, you got my vote, especially Thadius or Tris the filthy deviants!

 

[Mikah75]

Ez is an excessive bean flicker I bet man I love that term sounds so funny.

 

[Zenith.UK]

I just want to say that you're all a bunch of wankers!

As for the one who goes at it 5-8 times a day, go see your doctor. No, seriously. I mean it. That level of masturbation usually indicates a psychological condition, and I don't mean in a good way.


As for the poll, I'm married so I voted as you would expect me to.

 

[Thadius]

Ban em all, you got my vote, especially Thadius or Tris the filthy deviants!

Says you, the dirty milf hunter!

 

[Ch3tan]

As for the poll, I'm married so I voted as you would expect me to.

3 times a day then, cause as soon as that ring went on she did not need to entice you anymore.

 

[Thadius]

Never guess where I've been ooh err

Up his arse?

 

[Mikah75]

Only psychological 'condition' would be high libido I am pretty sure
I can't help it

 

[Bahumat]

Up his arse?

Not up...in!

 

[tris-]

same as when anything else can become excessive: if it damages your health or stops you from being able to go about your day to day activities.

soz to be srious

 

[CorNokZ]

When you can't help but knocking one off on the morning bus ride on your way to school

 

[Olgaline]

blah!
some of you lot are crazy,
these days I can hardly muster up once in a while, and thats if I'm lucky.

with work, kids and school... well often your just too tired to bother with wanking or sexoring the GF

 

[Huntingtons]

twice a day, keeps the doctor away!

(though im not suggesting you try and jizz on your doc if he makes twice daily visits to see you)

are you sure? if your doctor vists you twice a day
a) she better be fucking hot and you banging her or
b) you terminal ill and couldnt care less of that he thinks of you.

 

[megadave]

how long does the average wank take for you lot to complete?

 

[CorNokZ]

how long does the average wank take for you lot to complete?

Do you mean like a session or just one wank?

 

[cHodAX]

how long does the average wank take for you lot to complete?

Shorter than I would care to admit.

 

[Thadius]

I had a wank today