When does wanking become excessive?

[Aoami]

ive seen viler

 

[russell]

oh fgs! hush child and go make a poll somewhere...legend has it ( as it is written in Ye Olde Joye of Sexe... 1972) that "...a gal can achieve squirtism if she sittith upponith the washing machineith while it reachethith full spin..ith"


there may possibly be something about it being a full moon and an allignment of the planets, eye of newt and wing of bat but i got lost after all the ith's tbhist

You just need a more powerful spin cycle Ez
Does make me chuckle when men think women dont masturbate

 

[CorNokZ]

Women masturbate, no doubt about that.. They don't fart or poop though!

 

[russell]

No we dont. Thats true.

 

[Bahumat]

No we dont. Thats true.

Using the latest technology I can see 100kg of poo waiting for you to have a sex change.

 

[Thadius]

Women do masterbate, they just dont like to admit it.

all guys talk about is their penises!

Especially on off topic!

 

[cHodAX]

all guys talk about is their penises!

Especially on off topic!

That is because I have alot to talk about, unlike yourself pee-wee!

 

[Yoni]

women do talk about masterbating... more than you think.. we just dont do it on the forums

 

[soze]

Well then that's just selfish!

 

[russell]

ALL women do it, most women talk about it- just not to men, as for some reason they get a glassy look on their faces and start to dribble...

 

[TdC]

that's cos they're staring at your boobs and not listening to a word. nothing changes, regardless of what you're talking about

 

[old.Tohtori]

that's cos they're staring at your boobs and not listening to a word. nothing changes, regardless of what you're talking about

Take a look at the picture, quickly, only a few seconds and then hide it;

Spoiler

What was the occupation of the woman? :lol:

 

[Bahumat]

that's cos they're staring at your boobs and not listening to a word. nothing changes, regardless of what you're talking about

*glased look*
*drools*

Sorry what was that? I was captivated by your moobs!

 

[cHodAX]

What was the occupation of the woman? :lol:

Pornstar!

 

[TdC]

I was captivated by your moobs!

I'm training them to go out in the night to gather things I may be able to use

 

[Thadius]

What was the occupation of the woman? :lol:

Whore?


And Chodax, its not about the size, its the motion in the ocean.




It a pity my motion pretty much sucks too!

 

[Lethul]

10-15 mins usually

Woot? So you masturbate 5-8 times a day, 10-15 mins a time?

That means you wank up to 2 hours a day?

Seriously?

 

[leviathane]

Thats dedication.

 

[Mikah75]

Woot? So you masturbate 5-8 times a day, 10-15 mins a time?

That means you wank up to 2 hours a day?

Seriously?

I guess so
I have been unemployed for the summer though but start work monday so we will see how it goes and whether I can manage
I'm only on 5 today because I've been out and about doing shit

 

[Urgluf]

I guess so
I have been unemployed for the summer though but start work monday so we will see how it goes and whether I can manage
I'm only on 5 today because I've been out and about doing shit

can always have some wanking breaks on the toilet. or during lunchtime

 

[Mikah75]

i guess so it has been known to occur lol

 

[Aoami]

when i was doing some crap office job a couple of years ago i used to go off to the bog for a wank all the time because there was nothing better to do

 

[CorNokZ]

Nothing beats taking a crap or having a wank at work and getting paid for it

 

[Ch3tan]

Nothing beats taking a crap or having a wank at work and getting paid for it

or both at the same time.

onebowlonehand.com

 

[Vasconcelos]

Nothing beats taking a crap or having a wank at work and getting paid for it

Talking about "40 days 40 nites" movie, the boss of Josh Harnett is a master of that