Whats the best 'misstell' u recieved

[vayasen]

Odd subject I know.....

Look away if you are young, easilly offended or a mod ;].


Not naming names...but a certain Cleric in my team was talking to a certain 'other person' when suddenly my screen was lit up by the funny Mt of ' And im going to cum all over your hair'...........quickly followed by 'OMG VAY...im so sorry'.

Lol 2 plats and ill 'name' names ;p.

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

Would have said Hendrick ;o

He's a dirty Cyb0ring roleplayer.

 

[baphomet]

My cleric has a macro which uses the %t variable (%t contains the person you have targeted) .
The text looks like this "HELP HELP, get this t% off me!!!"
Well one time I accidentally pressed my help macro and I had the Female minstrel targeted.

I quickly typed in an explanantion..


Oops.

 

[old.mattshanes]

Can't wait for maxgirth to post his exact conversation about this woman hahaha that he put in a cg in emain

 

[Cush]

I cant wait for rudor to once again post his mistell to Sauug! so funne

 

[Xtro]

I got a mt from a very well known RvR orientated middie who normally talks like this "omfg keke roflkkthnxbye I 0wned j00".

Their mt "heeeey my little hunter has his pet Fido, come to Gna and you can stroke and pet him with me, he's so cute I want to cuddle him in my arms all day and kiss his cute little face".

The next second I got "mt...er IGNOREPLZ"

arf

 

[Fafnir]

Originally posted by Cush
I cant wait for rudor to once again post his mistell to Sauug! so funne

hehehehehe, i sent him a mt once. /tell Sauug, omg i cant stand that person, he leeches, and logs with loot, and is a complete moron.

And i just recived a reply, who is that so i can stay away from him.

 

[Xtro]

ROFL Faf!

 

[mince]

Myddrin started an alt called Chad - happened to be xping on the plains one day when i saw chad run passed

/send Chad "You suck you twat"
chad sends "er.... and how did you come to that stunning conclusion"

im a bit confused at this point as this doesn't seem like a usual Myddrin reply

/who Myddrin

Myddrin 50 Wizard in For.Sauvage

/send Chad "I'm really really sorry - an MT of the worst kind "

bastard had deleted chad and not told me :/

 

[old.Spug]

Once grouped with a guy, nice as hell, but every sentence ended with LOL...

after half an hour of this, I slapped a /gu grouped with a really nice guy at the mo, knows his stuff and all, but I really wish he wouldnt end ever sentence with LOL

only, it wasnt /gu, it was /g...

his next reply was

/g bet thats embarressing...

I curled up and crawled under my desk, while my two flatmates pissed themselves...

 

[old.Tyraette]

Originally posted by old.Gombur Glodson
Would have said Hendrick ;o

He's a dirty Cyb0ring roleplayer.

agreed

 

[maxgirth]

Originally posted by old.mattshanes
Can't wait for maxgirth to post his exact conversation about this woman hahaha that he put in a cg in emain

LOL, no way.

My strangest mt has to be,I prefer it when he`s drunk it lasts so much longer.

The funniest comment whilst playing had to be from,a rather leggy avalonian cleric whilst in DF,and getting agro, "SUCC ON ME" I think it was visit,who replied " after this pull hun".

 

[Teh Krypt]

I was extreamly moody and tired at the time, and guess what, FINS 4!

I forgot what it was about but Succi was getting on my tits for some reason

I /sent succi Yeah hes an idiotic twat I can't fucking stand him why can't he just invite me to teh fucking group silly child!

Like ops mt!

 

[the_smurflord]

Originally posted by maxgirth
LOL, no way.

The funniest comment whilst playing had to be from,a rather leggy avalonian cleric whilst in DF,and getting agro, "SUCC ON ME" I think it was visit,who replied " after this pull hun".

Lol, I'd forgotten that incident. Was back in September some time when I was levelling. Can't remember who the cleric was though.

 

[Addlcove]

by far the funniest ever, I laughed for 20 minutes

(sat in the stone later that evening with hendrick and myste, was really hard NOT to tease them ingame )


and yes it´s brannors pics I´ve stolen

 

[maxgirth]

Originally posted by Addlcove

by far the funniest ever, I laughed for 20 minutes

(sat in the stone later that evening with hendrick and myste, was really hard NOT to tease them ingame )


and yes it´s brannors pics I´ve stolen

I bet this was just before he pm`ed Vayasen about a harry shampoo.

 

[the_smurflord]

Originally posted by old.SadonTheGrey
^^

/slaps gelid

 

[old.Tyraette]

/send gelid is such a wanker whenever he does that


...



oops!


i submit myself

 

[old.SadonTheGrey]

lol tyr

 

[old.SadonTheGrey]

i can't remember any interesting mistells that i have borne witness to, so i can't say anything constructive.... hence "^^"

 

[the_smurflord]

Originally posted by old.SadonTheGrey
i can't remember any interesting mistells that i have borne witness to, so i can't say anything constructive.... hence "^^"

If you cannot say anything constructive.... say nothing!

 

[old.SadonTheGrey]

Gotta postfarm tho

 

[old.Bubble]

lol vay
that was a misstell and a half if i remember


He used to cyber with her quite a bit

 

[minstrel_kyra]

LOL we have had quite a few mt of a more sensitive nature in our /gu and /cg too

I think the funniest was said on /as by Doc, " Ardas was just raped anally by Lord Oro." I was laughing so hard and we got quite a few interesting comments on /as after that. LOL

The second funniest was after a patch we got more npc's at Leth's Association. I was there for some reason, and decided to talk to them and see what they wanted. Well then after talking to the one he goes on his speech about how nice or pretty (or something, don't remember exactly) and how would I help him and get him a few things. But this is what I said in /gu... "Hmm typical male, he tells me how nice I am and then he asks me to get him stiff." (I DID mean stuff LOL). Pin threatened to post the screenie of me saying that over here but he never did LOL.


Oh and I have been in groups where someone announced he was going afk to have sex. The things people tell you... lol

 

[katzeyez]

Not as good as some of the other's i have to say, but I nominate myself for a terrible typo.

Meant to say, 'brb, just afk 2 secs' actually typed 'brb, afk 2 sex'. I come back to a conversation the group i was in at the time having a conversation about whether i had actually gone afk for sex, and that they couldn't believe i had told them.

Oh well!

 

[the_smurflord]

Not really a mt but more of a typo.

About 9 months ago was grouped with a bunch of guildmates (was in Dark Wombles at the time), and what chatting a lot to one of our female members. At that time I was sitting at my PC drinking this orange and banana fruit juice, that I'd just bought to see what it was like. Very odd taste, but over time I began to like it. Just in passing I mentioned to this female member of the guild on the group chat...

"You know what? This stiff is really growing on me"

Worst typo ever. I felt like dying.

 

[old.Tyraette]

Originally posted by the_smurflord
I felt like dying.

you mean....YOU are my father?

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[old.SadonTheGrey]

Nice one Tyr ><

 

[maxgirth]

Originally posted by the_smurflord
Lol, I'd forgotten that incident. Was back in September some time when I was levelling. Can't remember who the cleric was though.

I can`t remember either,god I loved df when I was levelling,some really funny guys about then,it really took the edge off xping.

 

[Cavex ElSaviour]

Not entirely sure who said it. But someone From UP said onc ein avalon in /g: she can do me for 10g. /g was pretty silence for a few mins.