What was your first noob question? ^^

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squalion

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bored, so wanted to know what was everyones first ever noob question?


lol mine was, "how do you sit like that?" after walking passed a female character /sitting down :x lol

thought they would sit like males did lol :p
 
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foolou

Guest
'How do you take screenshots ?'

lol i still got that screenshot with me asking that in group :)
 
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chronictank

Guest
wheres the "any" key ;)
only jokin (simpsons 4 teh win)

how do i use the horse?
:p
 
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mandom

Guest
Originally posted by squalion
bored, so wanted to know what was everyones first ever noob question?


lol mine was, "how do you sit like that?" after walking passed a female character /sitting down :x lol

thought they would sit like males did lol :p
actually my first question i remember was "why do you sit?" i was lvl 2 xping outside vasudheim :)
 
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Vrisslar

Guest
Long time ago but i still remember it and omfg that was stupid.

My first char was a arms, so started in Humberton.
I was looking at all the fine Houses, Guards in shiny armor and stuff, then a stranger walks up to me ( i belive) and said in /s Task, and n00b as i was i priv msg´ed him and asked what do u meen by that ?

So thats my first n00b mistake long time ago, guess ill never forget that :p

Regards
Vriss
 
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lofff

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i had no noob question :O cos we all were same noobs when i started playing beta :< but spent like 3 hours with 3 friends trying to figure out how to use a bow.....
 
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Sibanac

Guest
An irl friend pm'ed me and i didnt know how to pm so i had to phone him :)
 
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Galiryn

Guest
well - asked a friend how to autorun a week after i got the game..

i still have nightmare of those times :(
 
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lofff

Guest
oh and we all were preety sure higher Stealth = higher tranparence when cloaked :p
 
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squalion

Guest
Originally posted by Sibanac
An irl friend pm'ed me and i didnt know how to pm so i had to phone him :)

lol, thats a classic , ive done that on other games
 
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Sichama

Guest
"How do i get of the horse"

And i was saying this whenever i saw someone on the road, i guess i got lucky at some point and somebody actually heard me and PM'd me the answer. :)
 
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hrun

Guest
Not a question... but in beta me and a friend played on brocielande for quite a while, believing it was the english server ;)

My first noob question on excal was probably "How do u wear an emblem on your cloak" and was dissapointed to hear I had to be lvl 20
 
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'Shy

Guest
"How do I attack something ffs?!?!?!??!!!!"

F6? No, I didn't read the manual :)
 
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Sibanac

Guest
Originally posted by 'Shy
"How do I attack something ffs?!?!?!??!!!!"

F6? No, I didn't read the manual :)


hehe I had this happen to me

ME :'how do I kill stuff'
Friend : 'Since you are going to be a paladin you wait till things drop dead from old age'
 
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FoXeH

Guest
was in a group and told to bind at pkb on something like my first day,

Group: "Bind at PKB"
Me: "How do I bind??? Whats a PKB???":D
 
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Easdown

Guest
hmmm the earliest one i can remember is doing a /who hero and askign how to use the bow and not figuring it out till about 2 days later,

a year in to game i was told how to auto run and about shift+I
 
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harebear

Guest
1st char was a scout so my 1st n00bie question was how to use bows (remember it taking me stuff like 3 hours to make level 5, now it takes 2 secs to get 20 :D)
 
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Archeon

Guest
Noob Archeon: How do i find out which spell does what?
Noob Other Person: Err... dunno
Noob Archeon: Shit... i'm gonna try and find the manual
Noob Other Person: Ok, i'l wait here

<Five minutes pass>

Noob Archeon: Ok, got it! I press Shift+i together
Noob Other Person: Cool, buff me and lets hunt!
Noob Archeon: ...buff?

Ahh, to be so dense... wait, i still am that dense... oh well, you get the idea ;)


Originally posted by FoXeH
Me: "How do I bind??? Whats a PKB???":D

What is a PKB anyway? :rolleyes:
 
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Sibanac

Guest
Originally posted by Archeon

What is a PKB anyway? :rolleyes:

Prydwen Keep Bridge, its a bridge with bindstone near Prydwen keep in a low levle hunting zone on alb (border between salsbury plains and camelot hills)
 
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'Shy

Guest
Originally posted by Easdown

a year in to game i was told how to auto run and about shift+I

Lol, that reminds me, I've met a couple of peoples who didn't know about the auto run, and one guy even used to shove a penny down the side of the arrow key to make it stay down so he didn't have to keep it pressed with his finger :D
 
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Easdown

Guest
yeah i used to use a little weight to keep it held down :p
 
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the_hermit

Guest
After an hour of killing monsters at level 3 and not getting ANYWHERE:

"Why am I not getting XP for each of these kills?" says I to some chap running around.

"What con are they to you?" he replies

"Con?" says I...

"Colour. What colour are they?"

"Grey......"


And then there was being stuck outside one of the buildings in Ludlow because I had NO idea how to open the doors!
 
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Prat

Guest
mine was back in beta with my first char which was a ranger i couldnt work out how to fire a bow hehe
 
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osy

Guest
I don't quite remember my first noob question, but I have a little story for you, happened quite recently.

Was riding a horse to Gna Faste, and there was this lvl 4 mystic riding along my side.

Little Guy: Hello, how do I steer this thing ?

Me: You have to be lvl 40 to get that skill.

Little Guy: Dang. How do i get to Mularn ? (he was riding in the opposite direction)

I explained him how to get there, but left him in the dark about the steering part :D
 
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Coccas

Guest
not really a question but i didnt know how to quit and didnt think of alt-tab so i had to restart, also i didnt know what to do after dieing so i had to ask someone
 
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corentmm

Guest
Not really a question, but the only reason I ended up playing a friar is cos I had to reroll a character that started in camelot hills cos I didn't know how to get there from Humberton to meet my RL friend. Had to keep trying different classes til I found one that started there :D
 
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rayzor_e_w

Guest
Originally posted by Sibanac
An irl friend pm'ed me and i didnt know how to pm so i had to phone him :)

rofl.

can't actually remember my first question, back then there were so many ;)
 

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