Film What the movie posters really should have said

[Sar]

Because they're all twee gayheads?

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Think you have confused the film I've seen with High School Musical. I refuse to watch anything with musical in the title. Why can;t they just talk to each other rather than singing like gays?

I take it you haven't seen Cannibal: The Musical then?

 

[Everz]

to put an end to this thread

Megan Fox > Alba

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[nath]

to put an end to this thread

Megan Fox > Alba

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Incorrect, but you're entitled to your misguided opinion.

 

[Everz]

Incorrect, but you're entitled to your misguided opinion.

Both would get it * of course, just Megan Fox is much hotter..





























*being a game of tennis and some prawn sandwiches and a quick knock about afterwards.. classy like that yersee.

 

[nath]

Both would get it * of course

Naturally, but Jessica Alba is basically physical perfection, the walking embodiment of beauty. Megan Fox is just a hot slapper. I mean christ, have you seen her Marilyn Monroe tattoo?

 

[Everz]

Naturally, but Jessica Alba is basically physical perfection, the walking embodiment of beauty. Megan Fox is just a hot slapper. I mean christ, have you seen her Marilyn Monroe tattoo?

Dirty shag seems like a blatent winner to me then.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

I can't believe you guys turned this into a "what lady would you prefer to put your penis into" thread.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I can't believe you guys turned this into a "what lady would you prefer to put your penis into" thread.

I can't believe you can't believe it

 

[nath]

I can't believe you guys turned this into a "what lady would you prefer to put your penis into" thread.

If you look closely you'll see it was actually Russell that took us down this route.

 

[Overdriven]

If you look closely you'll see it was actually Russell that took us down this route.

.. And there I was, about to blame the nature of us OT guys now lurking in general.

 

[old.user4556]

If you look closely you'll see it was actually Russell that took us down this route.

Would have been rude to not pursue the subject really .

 

[Wazzerphuk]

If you look closely you'll see it was actually Russell that took us down this route.

"guys" did not mean "men" it meant "people"

 

[russell]

Oi don't start!!!!
Not once did I say 'who would you like to put your c0ck in?'

 

[Damini]

Indiana Jones IV was shit because of so many reasons. Harrison looked like an old man that had been stolen from underneath his blanket on a comfee settee, and thrown onto a movie set. He had this permanent look of "I'm worries about my prostate" about him, which was faintly tragic. The fridge scene was just appalling - they could at least have shown him beginning to suffer radiation poisoning at the end of the film. That would have improved things ten fold. Once again George Lucas spectacularly failed to comprehend what made the past films good - the mythology of humans, the fact that the Nazis were interested in religious icons, the exposure of a secret world beneath our own. Instead he had to throw in ET.

Transformers was a whole bag of different shite. The people that originally loved Transformers are now all people in their late twenties and over. At the time of loving Transformers, they would have been kids. So what does he do? Aim for the new child audience, or aim for the grown up audience? A mixture of the two? Nope. He makes a film aimed at boys that think drawing cocks on their notebooks constitutes high brow comedy. When they started making jokes about leaking lubricant I wanted to cry. The whole listing crap on ebay and then the highly amusing "ARE YOU LOVERBOY?" scene was just painful. Megan Fox looks like she's permanently covered in a thin sheen of chlamydia - I totally agree with Nath on this one. I actually had a look on IMDB because I was sure she would have been in porn before hand. The fight scenes looked like two brillo pads having sex inside a dishwasher full of spanners. Hiding outside a bedroom window, trampling on plants? It was all just totally cringeworthy. Characters were introduced, and then quite obviously thrown away on the cutting room floor. It was a terrible, terrible film.

 

[DaGaffer]

Say what you mean Dams, don't beat about the bush

Personally, I totally agree with your IJ4 assessment, and totally disagree with your Transformers opinion, and I think that's for a very simple reason; Raiders of The Lost Ark was part of my childhood; I can remember the cinema I saw it in, and how it made me feel when I watched it; so IJ4 was painful (and of course Lucas had already pissed on my Childhood three times). On the other hand, I didn't grow up with Transformers; I'd already left school when it started, and I didn't pay attention to the mythology, and really only considered it a cheezy toy sales tie-in (I was a late-teens, early 20s 2000AD reader at the time, so sneering at things like Transformers and TMNT was ingrained). So I came to the film with no preconceptions, and just enjoyed it for what it was, a Michael Bay film.

Oh, and "a thin sheen of chlamydia" made me LOL. Literally.

 

[MYstIC G]

Meh, I want live action Unicron and Bay hasn't run away from that yet. It's almost like he's had someone read the comics for him... which to be honest was more than I was actually expecting.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Transformers was deeply flawed yes, but it was also bags of fun and a good place to set up the franchise.

 

[sayward]

Saw Batman on another flight and couldn't understand a word. Only realised at the end that one of my ear pieces didn't work..........

 

[Deebs]

Hehe,

Damini you should write a book Quality. If comparing Alba and Megan, then yes, Megan is just a quick and dirty shag whereas Alba is someone you want to have a relationship with.

 

[CorNokZ]

 

[MYstIC G]

Hehe,

Damini you should write a book Quality. If comparing Alba and Megan, then yes, Megan is just a quick and dirty shag whereas Alba is someone you want to have a relationship with once she's given you a shag.

Corrected

 

[TdC]

I really don't understand what you people see in Jessica Alba

 

[00dave]

its not what we see in her, it's what we want to put in her

 

[TdC]

well I freely admit I would gladly put many mini-tdc's inside her, but relationship material? err, no. well, compared to Megan Fox, probably yes, but otherwise? no.

 

[nath]

I'd agree with you on that one, no thanks to the whole relationship thing. She's sheer physical perfection, but that doesn't mean she's not a bitch. Who knows, she may well be lovely but all we've got to go on is that she's a beautiful talentless actress.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Relationship and shaggy wise there can be only one, namely Milla

She's a nutcase.

 

[nath]

Jovovitch? If so, for some reason I've only ever found her attractive in The Fifth Element, dunno why - other things she just doesn't cut the mustard.





leeloodallasmultipass?

 

[Overdriven]

Jovovitch. Fifth Element. Multiorgasm

Fixed..

Back in a sec.. Just gotta go clean myself up.. *Droools* I'd sexx0r her till my balls carbonised.

 

[old.Tohtori]

What else Milla would there be?

5th element top notch, resident evils froar number 2, and for those uneducated, she's real hot stuff in Ultraviolet.

Though saying that is like telling people to watch Gia, you should've already!

Case in point: