Ways to turn men down

[elisera]

For the ladies (and I suppose a few guys as well..)

HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.

Will have to remember some of these for future use Lots better than the plain old "Sorry I have a boyfriend"...

 

[eggy]

(ugly) SHE: <insert any random bollocks>
ME: f*ck off

Almost always works, so you could just turn the roles around \o/

 

[Lamp]

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

Really...? Its just that you seem to manage perfectly well of telling me you love me while at the same time checking my cell phone call records and text messages when I'm out the room

And wobetide if I even glance in the direction of another woman, but its ok for you to go fuck my best buddy and blame it on me !

 

[Bugz]

Tut tut Eggy, it's the personality that counts.

 

[tris-]

Tut tut Eggy, it's the personality that counts.

isnt that for a pet dog?

 

[Kathal]

Is that tips for all the retarded chicks that are too good for some? I mean only "perfect" guys are allowed to approach them?

Pathetic tbh
Try to appreciate that guys actually want to talk to you (Probably because of your long hair and big boobs) instead of being arrogant about it.

Try to make a "How to turn down guys nicely" list instead.

And for the record, nope I do not have problems with the opposite sex.

 

[Ripperjack]

One i've heard before.. (Not said to me ofc :O )

Guy: *Random chat upline*
Girl: I've already got one C*nt in my pants, i don't need another.

 

[Vladamir]

One i've heard before.. (Not said to me ofc :O )

Guy: *Random chat upline*
Girl: I've already got one C*nt in my pants, i don't need another.

Haha, thats good xD

 

[Naetha]

Really...? Its just that you seem to manage perfectly well of telling me you love me while at the same time checking my cell phone call records and text messages when I'm out the room

And wobetide if I even glance in the direction of another woman, but its ok for you to go fuck my best buddy and blame it on me !

I sense some bitterness there - let it out, go on, set it free, let it flow!!!

I don't mind my fella looking at other women - he's going to do it anyway, so its just a case of whether he tells me or not.

As long as he doesn't go off and fuck them I'm happy

 

[elisera]

Pathetic tbh
Try to appreciate that guys actually want to talk to you (Probably because of your long hair and big boobs) instead of being arrogant about it.

If a guy genuinely has an interest and wants to talk to a girl in all honesty he shouldn't be using lines like those... Personally I chat away to anyone who approaches me if they make an honest attempt at conversation.

And I'll ignore the comment about guys only wanting to talk to me because of "my long hair and big boobs" as A) you haven't got the first clue what I look like and B) I know I have a hell of a lot more to offer than looks and so do the guys that approach me.

 

[elisera]

I don't mind my fella looking at other women - he's going to do it anyway, so its just a case of whether he tells me or not.

As long as he doesn't go off and fuck them I'm happy

Totally agree

 

[Naetha]

Short hair on girls ftw

Wish my boobs were smaller though

 

[elisera]

Short hair on girls ftw

Wish my boobs were smaller though

Well my hair isn't too short atm (although I have had it almost every length imaginable!)

I'll swap you my smaller ones for your bigger ones if you want!

 

[Naetha]

You're welcome to them - 38 DD is a bitch when you're trying to run for a bus!

 

[Kathal]

If a guy genuinely has an interest and wants to talk to a girl in all honesty he shouldn't be using lines like those

Well not all of those lines are smart ass player lines.

... Personally I chat away to anyone who approaches me if they make an honest attempt at conversation.

I’m sure you do and I’m sure you are a nice gal, but I just cant stand the arrogant chicks that think they are too good to talk to 95% of the men out there. They usually got the looks but lack the brains. May they get some incurable skin disease and loose their face.

And I'll ignore the comment about guys only wanting to talk to me because of "my long hair and big boobs" as A) you haven't got the first clue what I look like and B) I know I have a hell of a lot more to offer than looks and so do the guys that approach me.

A: Nope I don’t know what you look like. It wasn’t directed at you particularly. B. I don’t know you so I couldn’t say anything about that. I just thing girls that use smart ass comebacks as that are pathetic. Remember 99.9999% of the times its the guys that needs to approach a girl before anything will happen. And he GOT to stand out most of the time to catch someone’s attention.

 

[Lamp]

You're welcome to them - 38 DD is a bitch when you're trying to run for a bus!

Maybe. But great to look at !!

 

[elisera]

Might be a little out of scale on my frame then.. how bout we both go in for an op and they just take half of yours out and pump it into mine

 

[Lamp]

Noooo !

Let boobies bounce !

 

[Naetha]

Sounds good to me Elisera

And Lamp, that may be true, but I'd be just as happy with 34 C boobs! Thats what I used to be before I went on the pill, I figured they'd go down again when I stopped, but they never did

 

[elisera]

Kathal - apologies but it sounded like the comments were directed at me directly.

One thing I would say though is - remember it was only a joke!

I agree that alot of the time (wouldn't say 99.9999%) the guy approaches the girl but you also have to rememebr that some guys just won't take no for an answer so sometimes you have to be blunt and direct like that to get through to them!

 

[elisera]

Sounds good to me Elisera

And Lamp, that may be true, but I'd be just as happy with 34 C boobs! Thats what I used to be before I went on the pill, I figured they'd go down again when I stopped, but they never did

Pfft.. no such side-effects for me

 

[eggy]

Remember 99.9999% of the times its the guys that needs to approach a girl before anything will happen.

Well, sorry, but that's complete crap.

Maybe it's true in your experience, but not in mine.

 

[Lamp]

*starts to edge out of room at mention of cup-sizes and contraception*

/yell BOUNCING BOOBIES !

*legs it down the corridor*

 

[Lamp]

99.9999%

Approximately

 

[Eeben]

Well not all of those lines are smart ass player lines.

I’m sure you do and I’m sure you are a nice gal, but I just cant stand the arrogant chicks that think they are too good to talk to 95% of the men out there. They usually got the looks but lack the brains. May they get some incurable skin disease and loose their face.

A: Nope I don’t know what you look like. It wasn’t directed at you particularly. B. I don’t know you so I couldn’t say anything about that. I just thing girls that use smart ass comebacks as that are pathetic. Remember 99.9999% of the times its the guys that needs to approach a girl before anything will happen. And he GOT to stand out most of the time to catch someone’s attention.

would be no challenge if girls didnt use those smart ass comebacks

 

[Sparx]

*pops head round corner*

Someone say bouncing boobies? where? where?

 

[Naetha]

Tbh you don't need corny chat up lines etc if you want to talk to a girl - just have some social skills!

Smile, offer to buy her a drink (if you want ) and just get chatting

 

[Saggy]

For the ladies (and I suppose a few guys as well..)

SHE: Can I buy you a drink?
HE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

SHE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

SHE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
HE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

SHE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
HE: I must've been given your share.

SHE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
HE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

SHE: Your face must turn a few heads.
HE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

SHE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
HE: Okay, get out.

SHE: I think I could make you very happy.
HE: Why? Are you leaving?

SHE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
HE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

SHE: Can I have your name?
HE: Why? Don't you already have one?

SHE: Shall we go see a movie?
HE: I've already seen it.

SHE: Where have you been all my life?
HE: Hiding from you.

SHE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
HE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

SHE: Is this seat empty?
HE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

SHE: So, what do you do for a living?
HE: I'm a female impersonator.

SHE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
HE: Do not enter.

SHE: Your body is like a temple.
HE: Sorry, there are no services today.

SHE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
HE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

SHE: Where have you been all my life?
HE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.

Me: It's getting late.
Girl: So... where should we go now?
Me: No idea about you but I'm off to home to watch porn and wank. Cya.

Me: I'm hungry.
Girl: I made some lasagne earlier today, want to taste it?
Me: Sure thing.
Me: Great stuff. Mind if I take a shower?
Girl: Please do, you smell funny.
Me: Yeah, I know.
<shower>
Me: Thanks for that. You taking a shower too or is it just hot in here (girl naked on bed)?
Girl: What do you think...
Me: I spent all the hot water. Sorry.
Girl: ...
Me: Oh well, cya and thanks for the food.
Girl: What the fuck?

Been funny >>> getting laid when wasted

 

[Spis]

Tbh you don't need corny chat up lines etc if you want to talk to a girl - just have some social skills!

Smile, offer to buy her a drink (if you want ) and just get chatting

HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

Im confused

 

[Eeben]

Me: It's getting late.
Girl: So... where should we go now?
Me: No idea about you but I'm off to home to watch porn and wank. Cya.

Me: I'm hungry.
Girl: I made some lasagne earlier today, want to taste it?
Me: Sure thing.
Me: Great stuff. Mind if I take a shower?
Girl: Please do, you smell funny.
Me: Yeah, I know.
<shower>
Me: Thanks for that. You taking a shower too or is it just hot in here (girl naked on bed)?
Girl: What do you think...
Me: I spent all the hot water. Sorry.
Girl: ...
Me: Oh well, cya and thanks for the food.
Girl: What the fuck?

Been funny >>> getting laid when wasted

haha that was fun