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Lester

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Read this today on the Washington Post website. Crazy...

AP press report: 10/21/02 - 10.06 am EST


By Dan Rander.

Washington Sniper not a gamer

Leading FBI investigator in the Washington Sniper killings, David Cartowitz, today denied that the sniper who has been terrorising Washington residents for the last two weeks is a devotee of the on-line fighting game “counter-strike”. “I’ve played this game myself and to link the two is completely preposterous”.

The game, which allows on-line gamers to realistically fight each other with authentically engineered weapons – as terrorists or counter-terrorists, has been blamed in the last few days by numerous sources for having a definite connection to the slayings.

“you can use a sniper rifle in this game, and it is our view that the Washington sniper is almost certainly an avid player of this game who has taken his obsession into the real world.” Said Harvey Winkle of the AAVG (Americans Against Violent Games) organisation. “It should be banned.”

Agent Cartowitz said yesterday “he (the sniper) is a lame-ass n00b who couldn’t hit anything without his boom-stick. He should stop camping and use a man’s gun”

Later that afternoon it was reported that 4 people were “glocked” in a downtown shopping mall. A Graffiti spray of Chorlton and an unknown computer geek were nearby and is being investigated.
 
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S-Gray

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I said to a few people..

I bet they blame this Game on Counterstrike
 
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.cage

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They've already suggested links with Quake, godmode and all, even though this is blatantly some disgruntled marine or something.
 
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dysfunction

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Police have arrested a guy in a white van in Virginia...lets hope its that bastard sniper!!
 
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Will

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Originally posted by .cage
They've already suggested links with Quake, godmode and all, even though this is blatantly some disgruntled marine or something.
Nah, apparently the shots he is taking are the work of a non-pro.

Which is lucky, since without that, a description wasn't going to happen.

We shall see if they have the man soon.
 
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bodhi

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Well it must be Counterstrike. I mean it couldn't have anything to do with America's ridiculously lax gun laws and ridiculously high population of fruitloops could it?
 
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Will

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Like Columbine was the product of Quake, and not a kids parents that let him saw off a shotgun in his room...
 
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whipped

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OK, so first they say they found a note with a telephone number on it at the last shooting. Now they arrest someone in a phone box by a white van.

Anyone else think this is some psycho with a split personality or something and he's given up?
 
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dysfunction

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Perhaps he wanted to get caught cos he couldnt stop himself from killing
 
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whipped

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Or maybe he told a m8 to wait for him in a phonebox and then gave the number to the police and now he's laughing his nuts off :)
 
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Ono

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Yeah, it must be a Counterstrike player.

No on else can be so accurate so often. Fecking AWP whores. :mad:
 
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dysfunction

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Most likely a player that Camps out in a lucrative spot!
 
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raw.

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There is a news thingie on the sniper here. I hope they catch the sick twat soon :/
 
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S-Gray

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no doubt he is a very Skilled Sniper, wouldnt be surprised if they didnt throw him in Afganistan or somewhere like that
 
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Trem

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While I agree that it is professionally writen(by Lester), did none of you read the last two paragraphs?

Cabbages:p
 
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Me²

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Originally posted by Super_Gray[SG]
no doubt he is a very Skilled Sniper, wouldnt be surprised if they didnt throw him in Afganistan or somewhere like that

Did you actually type those words?
 
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Shocko

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Tremor, it think everyone is fully aware that the story is a spoof, and i'm sure that 50% of those who've posted on this thread chuckled at the notable paragraph :)

Hearing the term 'boom-stick', does bring back memories :(
 
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Trem

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I think that you will be surprised who did to be honest Shocko:(
 
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Will

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Heh, the thread went off on a tangent with the fact that a suspect has been arrested. Serious and joke replies all mixed up in one.
 
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~YuckFou~

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Originally posted by oldlester
“you can use a sniper rifle in this game, and it is our view that the Washington sniper is almost certainly an avid player of this game who has taken his obsession into the real world.” Said Harvey Winkle of the AAVG (Americans Against Violent Games) organisation. “It should be banned.”

He should be shot ffs!¬¬

They have now arrested 2 guys. :)
 
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mr.Blacky

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Perhaps someone should suggest that they ban sniper rifles. Hmmm nah wouldn't work.
 
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wolfeeh

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why bother?

who among us tho couldn't start our own reign of terror if we wanted to? any of us could be another jack the ripper... you gonna ban steak knives too? have us eating with cardboard cutlery? the point is the dude is a) a psycho or b) a terrorist... it doesn't matter what his tool is... it's the man(woman?) to blame.
 
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old.Kez

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How exactly is the guy not a terrorist, as you imply?

He's caused terror. He's a terrorist. Its a fabulously obvious conclusion, and I despise people who accuse him (or her, I suppose) of "possibly being a terrorist."

Wake the fuck up. He's a genius.
 
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PR.

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Ha, its not CS its that bloody Americas Army game... :)

:(
 
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dysfunction

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Well it turns out the 2 guys arrested are not related to the sniper

...they were illegal immigrants!!
 
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Testin da Cable

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Originally posted by old.Kez

I despise people who accuse him (or her, I suppose) of "possibly being a terrorist."

you do know why that is don't you kez?
 
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legendario

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Originally posted by Tremor.
While I agree that it is professionally writen(by Lester), did none of you read the last two paragraphs?

Cabbages:p

Damn j00 beat me to it.

I was fuckin pissing myself at everyones daft replies including Gray who failed to see the point of the last two paragraphs ;)
 
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legendario

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Originally posted by Shocko
Tremor, it think everyone is fully aware that the story is a spoof, and i'm sure that 50% of those who've posted on this thread chuckled at the notable paragraph :)

Hearing the term 'boom-stick', does bring back memories :(

Tremor may have been refering to the chorlton spray, which only us CS devotees would have laughed at ;)
 
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Trem

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:D Not one word of it is true, I was wondering what Lester was beavering away at over in the corner, on his PC.
 

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