I had no inspiration at all and suck at coming up with new stuff for VD each year
What are you deviants getting your t'other half?
Well I got her a baby last Wednesday, and on Thursday I'm getting her the keys to our new house.
I think I've got it covered.
I was thinking a meal out and possibly some nice flowers with a card reading.
Darling,
Hurry up and finish with that spotty twat you are currently seeing and go out with me instead.
Winning combo tbh
I wish to hear more about this soap massage, but fear throwing said words into google. Is it just a... frothy... massage?