Valentines Day!

[Will]

I'll make you one up and post it for £2.95 - its much more threatening if it gets posted.

 

[CorNokZ]

Wine + Ketamine + Sweet sweet lovin'.. That's what it's all about if you want a nice VD!

 

[MYstIC G]

I'm Scottish, i.e. cheap, so I made a card. I cut the letters out of newspaper that I stole from the local chippy

Fixed

 

[Will]

The only thing you have wrong is that you don't get chips wrapped in paper any more. I actually used a copy of The Metro.

 

[Insane]

I shall be handing out many bouquets of flowers, hand-ties and ornate arrangements all with a lovely Interflora branded logo on 3/4 of them...

the pain of having a parent who owns a flower shop, at one of the most prolific times of years when people just cant help but be tight
"what can you do for £5"
"For you sir, a swift kick in the gob.. this isn't the local tescos"

Im guessing Big G went for the Interflora "dozen red long stem roses" option, Mr Flash Git! passion red's are bloody expensive!

 

[TdC]

Interflora

I did that exactly once. It failed to produce the desired effects

 

[MYstIC G]

You should have used Marks & Spencer's then you bloody foreigner!!!

 

[~Yuckfou~]

A romantic meal followed by anal.

 

[Wij]

A facial ?

 

[Debaser]

A romantic meal followed by anal.

Crikey, you're liberal. I wouldn't let my other half anywhere near me with a strap-on.





Not again, anyway.

 

[Himse]

I broke up with my other half last week, so will be getting myself some sweet loving!

Mrs palm and her five lovely daughters are good for you then sir!

 

[Damini]

Crikey, you're liberal. I wouldn't let my other half anywhere near me with a strap-on.

Tehehe...

 

[Tilda]

I will still be getting myself some sweet loving, however I will also be cooking my housemate a lovely meal Sea Bass with fennel pesto and tomato salsa!

 

[old.user4556]

A facial ?

Quite popular apparently. Some of the women at my work have been known to get a facial on their lunch hour. I never knew women were in such need for facials, they even pay good money for the longer lasting ones.

 

[Embattle]

A lack of other half has made things cheap, cheap enough to ignore it all.

 

[Damini]

I'm not having a Valentines Day tomorrow, hence wanting to be girly and cluck over what everyone else is doing. I'm going to travel all the way to Norwich for a funeral instead, and don't think the two really mesh

So... I gave Kenny his present early. It's a keyring, which isn't high on the soppiness, but it's solid silver (since the man hates jewelery you have to improvise), and I had it engraved with a message specially translated into Gaellic in a little nod to his Irish background/hiding of soppiness in 1337 Irish code so that he won't get embarrassed.

 

[Jupitus]

and I had it engraved with a message specially translated into Gaellic

'who ate all the pies and drank all my guinness' ???

 

[TdC]

how about

'you're doing the dishes!'

 

[Ignition]

We aren't actually doing anything special for the day at all, sort of by mutual agreement really. I was going to say that I'm sure we're not alone in not being that interested in Valentine's day but reading this thread is making me wonder

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Neither me or the missus celebrate it, which is fortunate given how poor I am atm