Valentines day!

[Ch3tan]

Has someone stolen Bodhi's login?

 

[nath]

My advice to you all: life is too fucking short not to send valentines gifts, or ask women out - so seize the fucking moment, because you could have a Jihad put on you tomorrow. Don't fear the truth - the worst she can say is "no".

Or she could cut out your heart with a rusty spoon and make you watch it beat its last beat before you die.



Cynic? Moi?

 

[old.user4556]

That's also true, but I would also point the finger at men who are drips and don't see a fuck about coming from a mile away.

Move on, find someone new.

Everytime I broke up with someone before I met my current girlfriend of five years, it felt like the end of the world because she always felt like SHE was the ONE, all I wanted was her.... until I met a new "the one" ... and another "the one" ...

My current girlfriend: is she the one? Probably, but if she cut my heart out with a rusty spoon tomorrow, i'd try and get in one last fuck and then move on.

Maybe i'm just not a needy type of bloke.

 

[old.Tohtori]

People should just ask and get over it. Enough with the silly games.

 

[Tilda]

I signed my name.
I decided it was best when my housemate declared, if you dont sign your name, she'll always think your a pussy.

Oh shit!
The office the next day is going to be embaressing when i walk in <wheres the, shitting myself smilie>

 

[Calaen]

I signed my name.
I decided it was best when my housemate declared, if you dont sign your name, she'll always think your a pussy.

Oh shit!
The office the next day is going to be embaressing when i walk in <wheres the, shitting myself smilie>

Atleast everyone knows you got balls. then you may get a shag off someone else because of it. win win tbh

 

[nath]

Or you'll be rejected, everyone will point and laugh and you'll want to kill yourself.




Seriously, deep down I'm a ray of sunshine wrapped up in puppies and chocolate pudding.

 

[old.user4556]

Good to see you're as positive as ever Nath

 

[nath]

I'm just a happy-go-lucky sorta guy.

 

[Stimpy]

This year I'm going to save the money I'd spend on crap for the gf and spend it on a prostitute instead...I just don't know if prostitutes prefer dark or milk chocolate though.

 

[TdC]

I have to work late on valentines. Actually a successful (shock) project is treating me to drugs, strippers, food and beer. you know, cars and things. planes, mile high club, golf clubs, they've said it's going to be good. I hope the gf doesn't find out o0

 

[Benedictine]

Well, Im a little stuck.

I'm going to send some flowers (because i'm old fashioned like that!) to a girl at my office.
The questions, is, what do I put on the card?

Do I say

"Dear x, happy valentines day, from ?" or something similar

or do I sign my name?
or sign something so that she'll eventually figure out who it is, but it'll be a bit tricky?

I'm worried that if I sign my name it'll be arquard(sp) the next day, I only work once a week and am not working on the 14th. We're in the same office, so it could be potentially embaressing. In some ways I wouldnt mind her knowing, but then i'd have to get myself prepared for her to ask me something about it, or say something about it, in the office, while i'm there, with two other people. (one of the two other people knows that I like her and want to send her something)

But then the other side of the coin is if I dont sign anything, she might think its someone else, which would be worse!

Any ideas?

Tild

Tell her who you are and ask her out (not whilst in the office)

Pointless and embarrassing to send valentines unless you intend to follow it up - never mind the fact you may be falsely raising her hopes

 

[Whipped]

Office romances have to be the worst idea in the world ever. The bond you form with a work collegeue can be misleading. Mainly beacuse you already have something in common straight away, the job.

I'd never even contemplate seeing someone from my work place (Unless they were about to leave, or had big knockers). In fact, I got my previous job because the former IT Manager had quit after splitting up with the woman who sat opposite him

"Love is overrated, chemically no different that eating vast amounts of chocolate"

Bestiality for teh Win!!!

 

[Ashala]

<wheres the, shitting myself smilie>

you know that colgate smile i have been talking about you got, its a killer

 

[Tilda]

you know that colgate smile i have been talking about you got, its a killer

In a good way or a bad way?

 

[Ashala]

in a good way ofc peter, every girl loves a good smile and you got it trust me


ps im not gay

 

[Calaen]

in a good way ofc peter, every girl loves a good smile and you got it trust me


ps im not gay

Are you gay?

 

[Moo]

send the pictures you took of her in her bathroom thru the window


nothing says "i love you" like a peeping tom.

 

[~Yuckfou~]

ps im a time served sausage jockey and I want to be your bitch

I spotted the hidden meaning.

 

[Calaen]

I spotted the hidden meaning.

LMAO

 

[Tilda]

Happy Valentines day guys and girls!
and no, I dont think Ashy is gay

 

[Calaen]

aye Happy Valentines day to all you single ladies out there.

 

[itcheh]

Any update Tilda? What was her reaction to the flowers?

 

[Gef]

I hate fucking valentines day, why cant women just SAY what they mean. I said "I'll send flowers to your office", she says "No dont do that, it'll be embarassing" so I say "Okay i'll get you some for tonight then" .. now I get an email saying I should have sent flowers to her office. I mean what the hell is that all about?!

Bloody stupid day, invented by women no doubt, if I feel like buying something for my other half i'll bloody do it when I feel like it. Not when some crappy commercialised day comes along and forces you into the situation.

 

[Tilda]

Apparently she was chuffed with the flowers
Although she thought it might be her dad playing a trick, or another guy whos one of her friends, whos called Peter.
But i told a friend of mine to drop some hints that it might be me, so we'll see how it goes tomorrow.

 

[Bodhi]

I seem to have failed miserably on the whole Valentine's Day quest, I've been off sick all week, so have been no fit state to sort any cards or flowers out. Oooops. Ah well, I'll just make a far bigger gesture at some other point of the year when society isn't telling me to get all romantic. Surely that'll make a far bigger statement non? Plus I've never got anywhere with any girls I've sent a valentines card (that I havent been going out with anyway), think I've learnt from my mistakes by now.

 

[throdgrain]

Couldnt agree more Bodhi, its a mugs game tbh.

 

[dysfunction]

aye Happy Valentines day to all you single ladies out there.

You must have lesbo tendancies then eh Cal!?

 

[dysfunction]

you can fo aswell, every damn server we go on in CS they call me a fucking girl.
I am sick of everyone wanting to be my friend.

You love it really! All girls love a bit of attention!

 

[Calaen]

You love it really! All girls love a bit of attention!

I would really like it if you losers dropped the your a girl bollocks

I am not a Lesbian