Useless facts about your life?
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Vladamir
FH is my second home
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Haggus said:
Jealous?
Haggus said:
Lowbie
Haggus said:
Maybe your cat took a crap in the shower?
Haggus said:
You blatantly have and it's not morning
I have a pink moto raz0r. And the bluetooth to go with it. (pink one yes)Haggus said:
Poof
Haggus said:
Pikey poof
Haggus said:
Clean it then foo!
Haggus said:
Use a real gun!
fl3a
Can't get enough of FH
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i lie without thinking that im lying
i have the same initials as my mother
i should have spent 1715 hours at school last year
i was there for about 1200
i am not bothered by bacteria on my silverware, plate, hands etc
i am however bothered when different food are all over eachother (salad covered in sauce WHAT THE FUCK WHO CAN EAT THAT)
the longest time i have been up in a row was 38 hours
it was because i did not feel tired enough to go to bed
i should be writing an essay on truth atm
im not
when i used to go to piano lessons i went in the teachers room and ate her candy while she wasnt looking
i never told her
i have the same initials as my mother
i should have spent 1715 hours at school last year
i was there for about 1200
i am not bothered by bacteria on my silverware, plate, hands etc
i am however bothered when different food are all over eachother (salad covered in sauce WHAT THE FUCK WHO CAN EAT THAT)
the longest time i have been up in a row was 38 hours
it was because i did not feel tired enough to go to bed
i should be writing an essay on truth atm
im not
when i used to go to piano lessons i went in the teachers room and ate her candy while she wasnt looking
i never told her
Blackjack
Fledgling Freddie
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fl3a said:
Me
i have scars from; a Ping pong paddle, a knife, a rapier, a nail, a scalpel, teeth, asfalt, a hook, a belt, a cigaret, thorns, steel spikes, ice skates, a branch, a wall and friction with my mousehand
I flex everytime i walk past a mirror with no shirt on
i had an x-gf who kept begging me to write her more erotic stories.
i can't stand loosing.
i never eat the first 2 pieces of bread from the bag.
the last book i read was "The Mutt; how to skateboard and not kill yourself"
i know nothing about computers, i just play them.
I'm trained to do full body massages and relaxation techniques.
i once sprained 2 of my fingers by kicking myself
the fastest goal i have ever scored was in 23 seconds, i had to leave that game right after that with a back injury sustained when i scored. I was out for 2 months... My longest ever injury recovery
i broke 2 toes accidentally kicking a fence pole.
my book is about 1/3 done and 223 pages long atm.
i managed to convince a female professer of mine that i did porn in the years before i started at the school.
my motto is "No fear, no surrender"
i sometimes think my life might be a realityshow like "The Truman Show"
i'm slightly paranoid
i cried in the end when i first saw the old black/white version of King Kong
the first time i ever willingly wore a suit was when i carried my grandfathers coffin.
i haven't gone over a week without sex or masturbation in over 8 years.
i once gave a dustbunny a military burial
reet (btw very compelling reading here guys lol)
i'm pretty much deaf.
i talk in my sleep.
i want to be a librarian.
i snort when i laugh.
i get sudden tickelish patches appearing out of no where.
i gave my 1st blowjob in woodwork class under the desk at school.
my first ever kiss was an accedent, was in the stationary cupboard in primary school the lad who was with me getting the crayons said something and i didnt hear so just said "yeah" got a smoochz0r, was surprised and blushed.
i once poured salt on a slug when i was a kid as some other kids told me it was cool, i still feel guilty to this day.
i cry if i step on a snail.
the first dream i can ever remember having was about a penny farthing bike.
i still have my first toy i got when i was a baby he's a rabbit with no fur, eyes or ears it all dropped off from age and he lives by my bed and is called rabbit.
watership down is my fave book and i love the movie and everytime i hear the song "bright eyes" i cry (i had to leave a shop the other day cos it was on).
i cant raise one eyebrow but i still practice infront of a mirror.
my hair is undyable.
my first toungey kiss was with a viking (i was a christmas tree).
when i look at people i tend to wonder what they were like as children.
i cant make rice ,its always stodgy.
i often dream about dinosaurs.
i got a severe fit of the giggles when i had to purchase something embarrassing from a chemist, i couldnt stop laughing and walked out of the shop howling.
my first ever plant was a spider plant called delbert, since then i have named all my plants.
i tried to give my gold fish mouth to mouth when he died, then buried him in my umbrella plant pot.
i'm pretty much deaf.
i talk in my sleep.
i want to be a librarian.
i snort when i laugh.
i get sudden tickelish patches appearing out of no where.
i gave my 1st blowjob in woodwork class under the desk at school.
my first ever kiss was an accedent, was in the stationary cupboard in primary school the lad who was with me getting the crayons said something and i didnt hear so just said "yeah" got a smoochz0r, was surprised and blushed.
i once poured salt on a slug when i was a kid as some other kids told me it was cool, i still feel guilty to this day.
i cry if i step on a snail.
the first dream i can ever remember having was about a penny farthing bike.
i still have my first toy i got when i was a baby he's a rabbit with no fur, eyes or ears it all dropped off from age and he lives by my bed and is called rabbit.
watership down is my fave book and i love the movie and everytime i hear the song "bright eyes" i cry (i had to leave a shop the other day cos it was on).
i cant raise one eyebrow but i still practice infront of a mirror.
my hair is undyable.
my first toungey kiss was with a viking (i was a christmas tree).
when i look at people i tend to wonder what they were like as children.
i cant make rice ,its always stodgy.
i often dream about dinosaurs.
i got a severe fit of the giggles when i had to purchase something embarrassing from a chemist, i couldnt stop laughing and walked out of the shop howling.
my first ever plant was a spider plant called delbert, since then i have named all my plants.
i tried to give my gold fish mouth to mouth when he died, then buried him in my umbrella plant pot.
Blackjack
Fledgling Freddie
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ooh ohh pick me i wanna go a forth time!
my record is 40 cookies in 10 mins without any liquids
my record for getting a hospital room without having called first is 3 mins 27 seconds
i had a threesome with 2 girls that got started because of a bottle of soda.
i once set the gaze holding 2 of my sprained fingers together, on fire trying to light a christmas decoration.
i broke my kindergarden teacher's colorbone by ramming her with a tiny moonbuggy.
i got my first handjob in a room with 6 other people playing pool
i once hit my teacher in the head with an apple trying to hit a bucket.
the only woman i ever really fell in love with, never knew.
i have never said "i love you" to a girlfriend
the lamest pickup line a girl has ever used on me was "want to suck my tongue?" i did it though
i like short females
i laugh at stuff noone else finds funny
i spend more time making jokes than doing work
the first dream i can remember was me crawling from horse to horse running across a huge plain
i had a recuring nightmare of being chased by a witch
i have so many experiences because i rarely do what im suppose to
my record is 40 cookies in 10 mins without any liquids
my record for getting a hospital room without having called first is 3 mins 27 seconds
i had a threesome with 2 girls that got started because of a bottle of soda.
i once set the gaze holding 2 of my sprained fingers together, on fire trying to light a christmas decoration.
i broke my kindergarden teacher's colorbone by ramming her with a tiny moonbuggy.
i got my first handjob in a room with 6 other people playing pool
i once hit my teacher in the head with an apple trying to hit a bucket.
the only woman i ever really fell in love with, never knew.
i have never said "i love you" to a girlfriend
the lamest pickup line a girl has ever used on me was "want to suck my tongue?" i did it though
i like short females
i laugh at stuff noone else finds funny
i spend more time making jokes than doing work
the first dream i can remember was me crawling from horse to horse running across a huge plain
i had a recuring nightmare of being chased by a witch
i have so many experiences because i rarely do what im suppose to
old.Tohtori
FH is my second home
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Blackjack said:ooh ohh pick me i wanna go a forth time!
Since Eq is watching this too, a fact:
This is the first time these words have come out of Blackjacks' mouth towards a woman
old.Tohtori
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Blackjack said:hehehe
*bows*
Taking "pwning" to new levels since 1869
