Useless facts about your life?

[SFXman]

I spend around €4000 a year on alcohol.

I spend around 1750 hours a year in front of my computer.

I have never broken a single bone in my body.

Both my eyebrows are permanently mutilated.

On 4 places on my head I have had a total of 12 stitches.

I have been to 8 different schools in 4 different countries.

I have lived in 10 different houses in 4 different countries.

I speak better english than my mothertongue of finnish.

I have been mistaken for being foreign, in Finland.

Bah...

 

[confused]

I've Totalled 12 cars in my years all with an average value of £50.000.

I hate spending money on items I need, but love spending it on things I want.

My brother got temproarily disowned by our father due to a practical joke that I set up

And I've been married for 24(ish) years... drunk 1000000000000000 units of alcohol due to it

 

[SFXman]

I've Totalled 12 cars in my years all with an average value of £50.000.

Right... why? Something to do with a job? If not, then what the fuck?

 

[tris-]

i got more about me -
i have never broken a bone
ive only been in hospital once
the tips of my thumbs can be bent backwards to right angles
the earliest memory i have is from the age of 3-4 (14-15 years ago)
i have never been in any type of physical fight in my whole life

 

[Thadius]

I went to school with and had several fights with one of the people who bombed London on 7/7

 

[Outlander]

I wank while reading OT

 

[Blackjack]

i spend over 1013 hours a year playing football
i spend over 2689 hours infront of my computer last year
i have had 3 liedetector tests in my life
people always think im guilty of everything
i learned english from TV
i have insomnia
i spend around 300 hours a year in the gym
i have been cursed at in arabic, norwegian, swedish, danish, finnish, english, spanish, chinese, italian, turkish, german, french and dutch.
i can shoot 97% standing from 100 m. no scope. with a C8A2 5.56 mm colt carbine
the first game i ever played on a home computer was Doom
test has shown that im highly narcisistic
I can't dance!
i have a tendency to take things too far
i have never been convicted of a crime
i have only ever once gotten a hard on because of something non-sexual
i'm a slop
i have never crashed a car
i have been punished for calling a female sergeant; Sergeant naughty
i have been punished when a sergeant asked me why i had my hands inside my sleeves (it was super cold ) and i replied "I lost them in 'nam"
i sometimes speak before i think
i girl once ate my toothbrush
i have had a ringing in my ears for 11689 hours straight now
most of the things i learn i get from TV
i am the only person to beat my father in trivial pursuit for over 30 years
i haven't even mentioned half the useless facts about my life that i could

 

[soze]

My company produce toothpaste tubes!
I was once suspended from school for telling a dinner lady to piss off when she tried to stop me walking through the hall despite the fact my shirt was red with blood from the cut on my forehead. 9 Stiches and a 3 day suspension.
Never broken a bone
Been in hospital once
Cant save money as i buy too many toys and gadgets
I have spent well over £30000 watching Arsenal over the past 10 years
Purchased every Arsenal shirt Home Away and Third for the last 5 years
My favorite tv station is FX for NCIS Third Watch ect
I watch Professional Wrestling and think the people in the TNA X Division are indestructable.

Cant think of anything else

 

[Darksword]

I have drunk over 2500 units of vodka, last year. 1092 of which have been on a friday night.

i call complete work. 1092/52 (theres 52 weeks in a year so) = 21.

if i went out every friday for a year, which is more than possible, ud drink the equivelent of 21 shots. impressive, but do-able.

now consider your highly likely to have atleast 5 pints (if u can handle 21 shots a further 5 pints to space them out is the least id expect) thats 31 units. anyone that consumes more than 20 units a week (on a regular basis) is at serious risk of liver disease.

add the other units of vodka in there, not to mention any extra pints, id expect you in hospital about yesterday.

WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and useless facts about me - i can fuck up any sociol situation, im in love with a lesbian, and i own the biggest house in durham.

 

[SFXman]

Some great facts there blackjack. Interesting.

97% what though? What diameter is the target?

Never crashing a car or not being convicted of a crime is not that unusual though

 

[Adoctor]

I got offerred a place at Sandhurst military college but my parents wouldn't let me go.

 

[Blackjack]

Some great facts there blackjack. Interesting.

97% what though? What diameter is the target?

Never crashing a car or not being convicted of a crime is not that unusual though

Standard SR-1 military type 100 yard target 21" X 21" (the round thing with numbers from 1-10. if that didn't make sense ) take the number of shots vs your number of points to get your accuracy percentage. they do it abit different all over the world though. seen an american test where they all got 1500 shots to hit a target, didn't matter where they hit. They just had to tag it.

didn't have to be an unusual fact just useless

 

[Morchaoron]

the whole length of time i have masturbated in the last 6 years is equal to a solid 91 days none stop.

Thats pretty accurate, got any idea how many buckets you filled?

 

[Blackjack]

Thats pretty accurate, got any idea how many buckets you filled?

nasty but interesting
hard to get accurate but;
number of days 91*24 = 2184 hours straight wank
lets say he gets off in 10 minutes everytime.
thats 6 per hour (6*2184) resulting in a total of
13104 bat polishing sessions (as it was pointed out 5.98 times a day scary )
The average volume of semen per ejaculation depending on on the length of time between ejaculations is 2.75 ml.
2.75*13104 = 36036 ml. of seemen
36036:1000 = 36.036 l. of seemen

a normal little garden bucket will hold around 3 l.
36.036:3 = 12.012 buckets of seemen.

I'm not really into math! so if i calculated it wrong.. leave me alone

 

[Eva]

nasty but interesting
hard to get accurate but;
number of days 91*24 = 2184 hours straight wank
lets say he gets off in 10 minutes everytime.
thats 6 per hour (6*2184) resulting in a total of
13104 bat polishing sessions (as it was pointed out 5.98 times a day scary )
The average volume of semen per ejaculation depending on on the length of time between ejaculations is 2.75 ml.
2.75*13104 = 36036 ml. of seemen
36036:1000 = 36.036 l. of seemen

a normal little garden bucket will hold around 3 l.
36.036:3 = 12.012 buckets of seemen.

I'm not really into math! so if i calculated it wrong.. leave me alone

 

[Eva]

I played golf at St. Andrews at the age of 3.

I won't be starting to calc how much I've been in front of the computer, since I'd just get depressed.

 

[DocWolfe]

i call complete work. 1092/52 (theres 52 weeks in a year so) = 21.

if i went out every friday for a year, which is more than possible, ud drink the equivelent of 21 shots. impressive, but do-able.

now consider your highly likely to have atleast 5 pints (if u can handle 21 shots a further 5 pints to space them out is the least id expect) thats 31 units. anyone that consumes more than 20 units a week (on a regular basis) is at serious risk of liver disease.

add the other units of vodka in there, not to mention any extra pints, id expect you in hospital about yesterday.

WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and useless facts about me - i can fuck up any sociol situation, im in love with a lesbian, and i own the biggest house in durham.

I'm not joking... 7 treble vodkas on a friday night. They are only £1.99 in the union Considering I take twenty quid out, 7 x £1.99 = £13.93 and its £4.00 to get in. So I'll have about £2 left in my pocket... but I wont remember much.

The other units, go toward dobson's which is a bar that do 3 trebles for £5.60, and I have done double trebles more than a couple of times, when skint to make getting to the club worthwhile. Me and my mates, just seem to do stupid things when we drink, like drink more

I know its not a good idea in the long run, but I'm only a student for another 5 months, may as well make the most of getting smashed. I think you'll find that most students drink more than double your safe units/per week number.

 

[knighthood]

Fact : My account is probably the most useless and pointless Daoc going , as ive deleted 10 lvl 50s, a 48cabby 43scout ,43 reaver, 43 skald , 43 shammy, 45 vale , 48 arms and about 14 lvl 30-40s over 4 years, never getting past RR3 L5 and switched realms about 8 times properly <no joke> and started from scratch. Thus rendering the whole point of playing daoc totally null and void as i have nothing to show for it

And i still play

Fact : I am a twat

 

[old.Tohtori]

nasty but interesting
hard to get accurate but;
number of days 91*24 = 2184 hours straight wank
lets say he gets off in 10 minutes everytime.
thats 6 per hour (6*2184) resulting in a total of
13104 bat polishing sessions (as it was pointed out 5.98 times a day scary )
The average volume of semen per ejaculation depending on on the length of time between ejaculations is 2.75 ml.
2.75*13104 = 36036 ml. of seemen
36036:1000 = 36.036 l. of seemen

a normal little garden bucket will hold around 3 l.
36.036:3 = 12.012 buckets of seemen.

I'm not really into math! so if i calculated it wrong.. leave me alone

So that's about two buckets a year, as if the staatistics weren't ..err... wanky enough

 

[Vladamir]

I wank while reading OT

Me too!. Lets set up a webcam

Other interesting facts!.

I'm a result of Bahumant and Hoff's lovechild.

Every single one of my posts has a deeper meaning and reason behind it.

I can drink a bottle of vodka in one night, so ~15 units?. Though when i drink the equivalent in pints i just feel like shit

 

[Aoln]

There is dirt under the middle finger nail of my left hand at the moment.

My feet are size 10. (UK!)

 

[mikke]

Almost had a foursome with my moms best friend.

i allmost had a threesome with my fathers dogs.. but it never happened.

 

[mikke]

I wank while reading OT

wtf is OT? xD

and wru?! are you still playing? :<

 

[old.Tohtori]

wtf is OT? xD

and wru?! are you still playing? :<

Off-topic.

He's still playing...yes...




WITH HIMSELF!!

 

[DocWolfe]

Me too!. Lets set up a webcam

Other interesting facts!.

I'm a result of Bahumant and Hoff's lovechild.

Every single one of my posts has a deeper meaning and reason behind it.

I can drink a bottle of vodka in one night, so ~15 units?. Though when i drink the equivalent in pints i just feel like shit

Theres more than 15 units in a bottle of vodka... I think 27.5, thats 70cl. Unless your on about the little bottles.

thats 18 pints of strong larger so I think your exagerating.

 

[old.Tohtori]

More useless facts:

I'm wondering if Eva is a hottie as her avatar and if her is a her at all.

 

[Fana]

The longest i have spent inside without going outside at all is 6 days straight.
The longest ive spent outside without going inside at all is 10 days straight.

I first fell in love at the age of 11.
I havent been in love for the last 4 years.
I have been in love 4 times in 15 years.

The furthest ive fallen is 7 meters.
I didnt break anything when i fell.

I am a lousy swimmer.

Ive slept in the same bed every night for the last 20 weeks.
Ive lived in the same apartment for the last 3 years.
Ive lived in 6 different houses in my life, but only 3 different cities, and 2 different countries.

I eat fish more often than i eat mammals.

I didnt buy any clothes during the year 2005.

I didnt drink alcohol until i was 20.
I havent drunk alcohol since spring of 2005.

I have an annoying habit of rubbing the tip of my nose with the backside of my thumb when i sit in front of the computer.

The highest number of books written by one author i have in my collection is 8.
The book im currently reading is number 5 in a series.

I cut my own hair (with a machine).

 

[tris-]

Theres more than 15 units in a bottle of vodka... I think 27.5, thats 70cl. Unless your on about the little bottles.

thats 18 pints of strong larger so I think your exagerating.

its not as hard as you think to have one bottle in a night. usualy i do 3quarters and various other stuff. my night is usually 6-10 hours long.

 

[Vladamir]

Theres more than 15 units in a bottle of vodka... I think 27.5, thats 70cl. Unless your on about the little bottles.

thats 18 pints of strong larger so I think your exagerating.

Small bottle, 35cl. Had that on new years and didn't throw up, so qq

My feet are size 10. (UK!)

Wow mine too!. The coincidences in OT atm are getting scary

 

[Haggus]

Vlad takes it up the rear. From Outlander.

My feet size 9

I just fixed the bathroom (can have showers w00t) with some no nails stuff. It smells like foul cat shit and has a strong sent of salt and vinegar crips.

it's 14:39 and I havn't had a wank this morning \o/

But i'm about to cybor with some hot chick on msn.

I have a pink moto raz0r. And the bluetooth to go with it. (pink one yes)

I have exactly £1.21 in my wallet.

My bedroom is a mess

I'm playing commando in my house with my BB gun while no one is at home.