Useless facts about your life?

[old.Tohtori]

I'll start:

I've stuck myself with a needle 22995 times (diabetic)


You get the point

 

[[SS]Gamblor]

You get the point

Not really but you must of


/waits for a drum roll and symbal crash

 

[DocWolfe]

I've prolly sat in front of this demonized computer for half my life... and I'll prolly sit in front of it much more.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Not really but you must of


/waits for a drum roll and symbal crash

Funneh

EDIT: If you really want to see how much stuff you've done, just calculate it approximetaltelly.

Like, 3h/day(approx), for 10 years is 10950h/456days

 

[tris-]

i have spent about £10k on alcohol in the last 3 years
i have spent around 6700 hours infront of my computer in the last 4 years
this is equal to 280 days
the whole length of time i have masturbated in the last 6 years is equal to a solid 91 days none stop.

 

[old.Tohtori]

i have spent about £10k on alcohol in the last 3 years
i have spent around 6700 hours infront of my computer in the last 4 years
this is equal to 280 days
the whole length of time i have masturbated in the last 6 years is equal to a solid 91 days none stop.

Nice.

About masturbazion:

If your average "wankaroo" lasts 10 minutes, you've had 546 *faps*, which means 91 happy times a year.

Which, is co-incidentally the amount of days used for it

 

[old.Tohtori]

Calculated that wrong, but calculated it again and got a whooping 5.9 average/day of *fap*...

Which, is just disturbing

 

[DocWolfe]

10 minutes? you need to slow yourself down and build your stamina up more! The ladies will enjoy it more :x

 

[old.Tohtori]

10 minutes? you need to slow yourself down and build your stamina up more! The ladies will enjoy it more :x

Well i wasn't saying that MY *faps*, which i'm not discussing, last 10 minutes.

Though on-topic, some ladies don't like the hump and grind that much.

All depends on ze chemistry thingymadoodaa.

And even with 30 minutes it's still almost 2 a day

 

[Shadoo]

i cant be bothered to calculate that stuff. Alls i can think of is im colour blind!

 

[old.Tohtori]

i cant be bothered to calculate that stuff. Alls i can think of is im colour blind!

No worries, calculation is NOT the only way to tell things about you that noone really cares about, but like a carwreck, will look at

red/green?
Green/brown?

 

[Shadoo]

i be red/green colour blind!

K when i was a kid i walked off a table onto a stone floor hurting me head!

 

[Chronictank]

I ate 6 oranges this morning

 

[Calaen]

Almost had a foursome with my moms best friend.

 

[Shadoo]

I work at Denby Pottery

 

[Bahumat]

I ate a baby this morning, dont worry i killed it first

 

[Shadoo]

all your base are belong to us

 

[Thorwyn]

I´ve spend an accumulated 5 hours 45 minutes waiting for delayed trains over the last 4 weeks.

There are 3 bottles of water (empty) one bottle of apple jouce (empty), 2 bottles of Salsa Sauce (one full, one empty), a metal coffee mug, a box of cookies, a Scanner, approximately 50cm books and magazines, an uncontrolled ammount of CD jewel cases and 2 Euros in 10-50 cent pieces on my desk here at work.

I ditched school incredibly often when I was young, playing arcade games instead. Managed to "break" two machines (= play infinitely with one coin): Gauntlet and Galaga. But hey, this got me a job in the end.

I`ve been in Andorra once and almost drowned there in my tent because of heavy rain.

I used to be in the "Society of Creative Anachronism" for 10+ years and broke one of my fingers during a mass combat once.

I´ve been standing at the pissoir next to Andre Sarasani once.

One of my schoolmates has become a FIDE Master in chess.

I played Q3 in *TeamFear* in Barrysworld League 1998-2000 iirc. (Hi Bigfoot )

My cat is grey/white, her name is Mathilda. She doesn´t like beef.

 

[MKJ]

I have made zillions of awful Freddy posts. Still making them infact. This one too I suppose. Life sure is hard .

 

[Marc]

My father was a football scout for Barcelona

I have the gayest name in the world

My front four teeth are false.

I used to be an altar boy but was sacked for chinning another altar boy during sunday mass

I will be a cripple by the time im 50 as i have broken every finger at some point, broke both ankles, dislocated a shoulder, torn knee ligaments and broken 4 toes

I once swallowed 48 pro plus and ended up in hossy

I once played championship manager for 32 hours non stop

 

[Grimnna]

I was once a tree house.
I lived in a cake.











Hail Poikle :worthy:

 

[echome]

I am broke.

 

[[SS]Gamblor]

I came into work this morning the worse for ware ( prob still a bit drunk).

Crashed a Chrimbo party of my Local Pub ( it was shut to the public but myself and my flatemate got in =) ).

I was told when i was young that James Bond was my uncle , and i belived it.

I killed a budgey when i was bringing it back to the pet shop ( held it too tight in my hand).

Ummm lots of other stuff but i'm far to hung over to remember it atm.

 

[Blackjack]

i have been drinking around 577 galons/2190 l. of applejuice over the last 2 years.

 

[cazno]

I have been rescued by a rescue team when i got stuck in a mountain.. ( was on the way shooting some bird )

 

[evzy]

I have just clicked on "Post Reply"

Soon I intend to click on "Submit Reply"

 

[old.Tohtori]

I have just clicked on "Post Reply"

Soon I intend to click on "Submit Reply"

Ok...one thing i DON'T stand on this thread is lying.

So get up.

 

[Ame]

I have 8 fingers and 2 thumbs accumulated.

I am the only person in the world, besides Jade Goody, who's IQ is lower then their shoe size.

I like cheese.



Pretty useless I would say.

 

[evzy]

OK OK... by the time you are reading this... I have either a) just or b) ages ago* clicked on "Submit Reply"


*Depending on when you are reading this - if its the year 2023 someone just bumped an old post.

 

[DocWolfe]

I have drunk over 2500 units of vodka, last year. 1092 of which have been on a friday night.