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Scouse said:
He's obviously a cunt.

But someone shot at him and hit his ear.

You wish it was full in his face. But it wasn't.

Sad times I guess.
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Not really, there is being shot, and there is being shot at. If the bullet made contact, then he would have a missing bit of ear. Ears, or bits of ear, do not grow back, and seeing as his ear is fully intact, and there is no visible scaring, I suggest he lied, and milked it dry.
 
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Raven said:
I suggest he lied, and milked it dry.
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So, just to be clear: He carries around a bit of fake blood in case someone shoots at him, so he can pretend he's hit? And the guy the secret service shot in return?

Or was it all a fit-up? The "shooter" wasn't anything such - he just had a gun firing blanks, and the secret service shot him and blood-squibs went off in his chest. The coroner recorded a death that never was, with a John Doe substituted. And they've all covered it up. Meanwhile, they had some cool guys ready for the Trump photo shoot, because it was a pretty epic picture on the front of Time.

Or something else?

How did it work in your head?
 
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Billargh said:
Why tase someone though when you can just shoot them instead?
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The US Government departments are ran by actual 16 year old boys that want cool shit, it's not about being effective, it's about looking cool and being feared.
 
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So Trump is now going to claim the Strait as a US Territory, that's brave considering the silly fuckers can't even keep it open or safe.
 
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Better still, if it's a US territory then anyone born there is a US citizen.
 
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So just had a thought... if the USA claims the Strait is now US territory, doesn't that give anyone born there automatic US citizenship? lol
 
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Lol, the tango man just gets worse and worse. Lake America is now officially recognised by the whole of America, next one of the great oceans or the Gulf of Mexico. Luckily for the rest of the world we just ignore him and his executive orders.
 
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I'm sure those checks and balances will kick in any minute now...

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Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline) on X

TEXAS REPUBLICANS DID IT — JUST 63 DAYS BEFORE ELECTION DAY In Tarrant County, they voted 3–2 to close 92 Election Day polling locations, cutting the number from 316 to 224. More than 100 people showed up to protest and speak before the vote. Republicans did it anyway. Closing nearly 30% of Elec…
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caLLous said:
I'm sure those checks and balances will kick in any minute now...

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Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline) on X

TEXAS REPUBLICANS DID IT — JUST 63 DAYS BEFORE ELECTION DAY In Tarrant County, they voted 3–2 to close 92 Election Day polling locations, cutting the number from 316 to 224. More than 100 people showed up to protest and speak before the vote. Republicans did it anyway. Closing nearly 30% of Elec…
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caLLous said:
I'm sure those checks and balances will kick in any minute now...

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Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline) on X

TEXAS REPUBLICANS DID IT — JUST 63 DAYS BEFORE ELECTION DAY In Tarrant County, they voted 3–2 to close 92 Election Day polling locations, cutting the number from 316 to 224. More than 100 people showed up to protest and speak before the vote. Republicans did it anyway. Closing nearly 30% of Elec…
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It's just banter
 
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Democrats should be taking all of it to supreme court to stop him stealing the midterms, the fact that they're just sat on their hands doing nowt is quite sad to see. If he gets it his way, he'll never leave the white house and there won't be a new president until he's dead.
 
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BloodOmen said:
Democrats should be taking all of it to supreme court to stop him stealing the midterms, the fact that they're just sat on their hands doing nowt is quite sad to see. If he gets it his way, he'll never leave the white house and there won't be a new president until he's dead.
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Trump controls the Supreme court...
 
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The Supreme Court that just allowed him to continue building that stupid fucking ballroom, even though the dissenting Republican judge said it was "likely unlawful". So, the highest court in the land, the last stop for integrity and truthfulness and deciding whether something is legal or not, voting 5-4 in favour of something that they know is illegal because they're that fucking biased and political. Even if they started looking at all this blatant election interference, the easiest thing in the world for them to do now is say "sorry guys, this all looks really bad and we'd just love to strike it all down but we're just too close to the elections. We'll have a look next year or something".
 
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