United States Corrupt Twattery

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He's obviously a cunt.

But someone shot at him and hit his ear.

You wish it was full in his face. But it wasn't.

Sad times I guess.

Not really, there is being shot, and there is being shot at. If the bullet made contact, then he would have a missing bit of ear. Ears, or bits of ear, do not grow back, and seeing as his ear is fully intact, and there is no visible scaring, I suggest he lied, and milked it dry.
 

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I suggest he lied, and milked it dry.
So, just to be clear: He carries around a bit of fake blood in case someone shoots at him, so he can pretend he's hit? And the guy the secret service shot in return?

Or was it all a fit-up? The "shooter" wasn't anything such - he just had a gun firing blanks, and the secret service shot him and blood-squibs went off in his chest. The coroner recorded a death that never was, with a John Doe substituted. And they've all covered it up. Meanwhile, they had some cool guys ready for the Trump photo shoot, because it was a pretty epic picture on the front of Time.

Or something else?

How did it work in your head?
 

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So Trump is now going to claim the Strait as a US Territory, that's brave considering the silly fuckers can't even keep it open or safe.
 

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