Unexpected item in bagging area

[Draylor]

A person > Machine

Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong.

I assume you've tried telling the useless checkout peon to fuckoff and just get on with it?

The machines handle that situation far better ...

 

[Scouse]

Actually Tom, the correct answer to this:

"Do you collect schools for whatever vouchers?"

is, "No. I hate children and I like to see them fail."

 

[Ch3tan]

This thread clearly demonstrates that FH is full of window lickers.

I am not sure how you lot manage to get on your pc's and post on here to complain about self service checkouts, as it's a far more complicated task than scan > bag > pay.

 

[JingleBells]

The only problem I've had with auto-checkouts is when I tried to buy some paracetamol - the packet was so light the scales it uses to detect when you've put something in your bags failed to recognise it

 

[Shagrat]

Another thing:

"Do you have a co-op card?"

"Do you have a clubcard?"

"Do you have a nectar card?"

"Do you have a shell card?"

"Do you collect schools for whatever vouchers?"

FUCK OFF.

I hate those bloody pre-scripted questions you get everywhere now.

me - big mac meal please

spotty oik - do you want large?

DID I ASK FOR FUCKING LARGE - NO




me - this months razzle please

hot girl at counter in bikini - do you want a box of kleenex with that

oh, erm yes please. thanks.....


er well something like that anyway, I've got a bit off track.

 

[Gray]

I love them, used them a couple of times at Asda and a new Tesco opened up in town today, so i jolly well went on down there to have a gander. Used the selfserve a few times in Asda. Same machine in Tesco.

Except on this occasion i fucked up, and put my £20 note into the "out" slot. BURRRRR.

 

[Chilly]

first time in ages I had a fault on one of these last night and it wasnt my drunkenness or general retardedness.

 

[TdC]

a likely story!