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with the rest of his fg, 13 varied stealthers from scout to inf, but alas, they were outgunned by the tea and cupcakes so the mincer sos'ed outta there.
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vintervargen
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And then
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old.Mitsu
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Then they picked up a kobold and readied the slingshot...
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Arnor
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aiming for zzang's only weak spot
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loxleyhood
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the aug shamans at mtk.....
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Riddler
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which actually...
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vintervargen
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were ooc :/
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Powahhh
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lol
he is not just a gay
he is retarded gay
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Suddenly, Tilda's Reaver came whipping over MMG, in a hang glider, dropping candy floss for everyone; causing all of the Kobolds and Lurikeens to unstealth and join a mass orgy of sexual acts and eating candyfloss in the process.
Tilda's Reaver landed and whipped out a video recorder to send into one of those crappy shows where you get paid for sending in video clips...
Tilda's Reaver landed and whipped out a video recorder to send into one of those crappy shows where you get paid for sending in video clips...
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in the mean time, the mincer had fired the kobie and.....
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an it landed ontop of amg head first showing its..
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...credentials to Treniel, who was camping the gate room. "Freeze, sonny," it yelled raspily, "this is the Midget Police. Step away from that crossbow and come out with your hands on top of your head!"
However, meanwhile...
However, meanwhile...
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In the Castle Sauvage office; two young warriors were in distress. "Where the fuck is it?!" yelled Kagato. "Where's what?" asked Zoyster. "My Polearm! It's gone!" Kagato ran out waving his arms in horror, causing the portal pad to turn into a disco, as a disco ball was lowered from the roof, curtesy of Wildfire; who was feeling rather frisky. "Beer all around!" screamed Wildfire, who proceeded to spray everyone with cheap home brew out of a hose. Castle Sauvage was alive with dancing and smiles.
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but while the albs were having a major disco on the pad...
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vintervargen
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teh evul mids gathered in pennine for stlong RR!
who would gather up the albions for war??
who would gather up the albions for war??
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That would be teh strong Glottis, who actually is...
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Arnor
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in his hut outside snowdonia, spanking his whine-monkey. "MORE!!! MORE WHINES!!! STRONGER WHINES YOU BASTARD!" He yelled while spanking the monkey in an obscene tempo while filming himself so he could watch when he was lonely.
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When suddenly, out jumped Huma with his pants over his tin, and grinned, saying "Come hither Heather lets talk about the weather, or whether the feather, is just a measure of the treasure we lost to THOSE FUCKING LAME ARSED MID RELIC STEALING FUCKERS!"
and in the distance Karam Onemanarmy was fighting...
and in the distance Karam Onemanarmy was fighting...
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a worthy opponent, the mighty Cliff Beetle!
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who pwned him
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so in distress, karam killed all grey con mobs outside mag mel
But meanwhile at HMG odin's .....
But meanwhile at HMG odin's .....
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Jox and his 37 merry men were laying in wait for an unsuspecting lurikeen to come wandering past. Using all their stealth skills whispering excitedly to each other, barely containing their eagerness and anticipation of the RP's they get share.
When suddenly...
When suddenly...
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Aybabtu
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the little luris friends, all 50 of em poped nearby
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and they were all subsequently screwed by myself, True Sight, and the alb zerg. However.....
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Originally posted by powahhh
lol
he is not just a gay
he is retarded gay
your post confirms the fact ur stupid ><
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how exactly do luri's pope, pray tell?
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they refused to let themselves be beaten by such an unworthy enemy so they...
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Ran home crying to the firbies..........
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However, Loxleyhood being the local Scout interested in experimentation, pulled out a jar of sulphuric acid from his pocket. He poured it over the arrows and fired into the horizon, striking down all who lay in it's path.
By this time it was sunset, and Loxleyhood grew tired of killing off his enemy and retreated to the quiet homeland of Albion.
Loxleyhood did not infact know about the disco and as he marched through the gates in triumph was knocked into, by a drunken Minstrel. Loxleyhood's acid spilt over the floor and as the drunken Minstrel fell into the young warriors they each fell into the acid, screaming in agony.
Loxleyhood informed his guild "The Brethren" by pigeon to come to Castle Sauvage quickly, as it was very important. Many turned up and were very cheerful, as when they arrived, they were greeted with a bikini contest.
Meanwhile... outside in the Pennines Novamir had an evil scheme...
By this time it was sunset, and Loxleyhood grew tired of killing off his enemy and retreated to the quiet homeland of Albion.
Loxleyhood did not infact know about the disco and as he marched through the gates in triumph was knocked into, by a drunken Minstrel. Loxleyhood's acid spilt over the floor and as the drunken Minstrel fell into the young warriors they each fell into the acid, screaming in agony.
Loxleyhood informed his guild "The Brethren" by pigeon to come to Castle Sauvage quickly, as it was very important. Many turned up and were very cheerful, as when they arrived, they were greeted with a bikini contest.
Meanwhile... outside in the Pennines Novamir had an evil scheme...
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as he thought about getting some Female grey con mobs for his RR force to lust over..........