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So, talking to yourself again then?
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Fucking hell, +10 points to the clever fucker known as @MYstIC GSo, talking to yourself again then?
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Why thank youFucking hell, +10 points to the clever fucker known as @MYstIC G
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There's a cracker on the Be Amazed YouTube channel
A woman is on a first date with a guy. They go back to his place. Everyone's on their best behaviour hoping a second date will follow. Suddenly the woman needs to use the toilet. The guy directs her to the loo. She sits down and unloads a monstrous poo. "Oh, I should have told you, the flush is broken".
Panicking, and desperate for the poo not to be revealed, she scoops the poo up in her bare hands, and flings it out of the window. Unfortunately for her, the window casement is double glazed with a gap between the panes. She has flung the poo in the gap between the sheets of glass !
Without thinking she launches herself head first into the cavity to recover the poo but gets stuck and can't get out.
The guy ends up calling the fire brigade. The pictures of her stuck between the glass with shit smeared over her hands and arms is hilarious.
A woman is on a first date with a guy. They go back to his place. Everyone's on their best behaviour hoping a second date will follow. Suddenly the woman needs to use the toilet. The guy directs her to the loo. She sits down and unloads a monstrous poo. "Oh, I should have told you, the flush is broken".
Panicking, and desperate for the poo not to be revealed, she scoops the poo up in her bare hands, and flings it out of the window. Unfortunately for her, the window casement is double glazed with a gap between the panes. She has flung the poo in the gap between the sheets of glass !
Without thinking she launches herself head first into the cavity to recover the poo but gets stuck and can't get out.
The guy ends up calling the fire brigade. The pictures of her stuck between the glass with shit smeared over her hands and arms is hilarious.
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Cor brings back memories of one of my more tame Friday nights.....There's a cracker on the Be Amazed YouTube channel
A woman is on a first date with a guy. They go back to his place. Everyone's on their best behaviour hoping a second date will follow. Suddenly the woman needs to use the toilet. The guy directs her to the loo. She sits down and unloads a monstrous poo. "Oh, I should have told you, the flush is broken".
Panicking, and desperate for the poo not to be revealed, she scoops the poo up in her bare hands, and flings it out of the window. Unfortunately for her, the window casement is double glazed with a gap between the panes. She has flung the poo in the gap between the sheets of glass !
Without thinking she launches herself head first into the cavity to recover the poo but gets stuck and can't get out.
The guy ends up calling the fire brigade. The pictures of her stuck between the glass with shit smeared over her hands and arms is hilarious.