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[Wij]

Tom Jones and Beverly Knight are presenting a gospel music night over Christmas, which is splendid.
It would seem someone at the beeb thought he was a bit too white for the article about it .

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It's lighting man. He's not exactly pasty white anyway. Fuck's sake. What a thing to post about.

 

[Aoami]

It's lighting man. He's not exactly pasty white anyway. Fuck's sake. What a thing to post about.

Sir Tom Jones: 'Im going to have a DNA test to see if I have black ancestry'

Singer says black people have often told him he's 'just passing as white' and reveals that his mother was asked if she had any 'black blood' when he was born

www.telegraph.co.uk

 

[Raven]

Tom Jones and Beverly Knight are presenting a gospel music night over Christmas, which is splendid.
It would seem someone at the beeb thought he was a bit too white for the article about it .

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@Job omg why do people keep saying I am racist when all I do is post shit based on race?!

You're a deliberate fuckwit and doing very well at it, well done, congratulations.

Now please just fuck off to whatever Redit echo chamber you frequent so much.

 

[Aoami]

@Job got himself a twitter account

 

[Gwadien]

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@Job got himself a twitter account

The biggest irony of course being that the USA is owned by Jews.

 

[Job]

Have I got news for you.

Jesus fucking christ, what the fuck has happened, the editing, the painfully unfunny cringe.
I think theyre preparing it for the end

 

[Raven]

Tonights one is brilliant.

Maybe its because it's presented by an Asian (who is knocking it out of the park, just the right amount of funny/awkwardness) with a man in a dress as a guest that is upsetting you?

Maybe you're just a thick knuckle dragger, have you ever considered that and thought that there might be a way out?

 

[Job]

It was fucking tragic, its like they had mixed together the outake version with the main show.
The woman was just out of her depth and Perry deserved better than that., Ramesh was painfully wooden.

 

[Gwadien]

Tonights one is brilliant.

Maybe its because it's presented by an Asian (who is knocking it out of the park, just the right amount of funny/awkwardness) with a man in a dress as a guest that is upsetting you?

Maybe you're just a thick knuckle dragger, have you ever considered that and thought that there might be a way out?

Haven't watched it yet, but I suspect the reason why Job doesn't like it is actually because they're pretty anti-Brexit.

 

[Access Denied]

I've got to isolate until Monday week. My colleague has tested positive for Covid and because I've worked with him for one night and given him a lift home once, I'm done and so are a bunch of other people who work there.
What's stupid about it is that I can't even get in my car and go get a fucking drive through from Maccies, which is the epitomy of social distancing.

 

[Gwadien]

I've got to isolate until Monday week. My colleague has tested positive for Covid and because I've worked with him for one night and given him a lift home once, I'm done and so are a bunch of other people who work there.
What's stupid about it is that I can't even get in my car and go get a fucking drive through from Maccies, which is the epitomy of social distancing.

Get it delivered!

 

[Raven]

It was fucking tragic, its like they had mixed together the outake version with the main show.
The woman was just out of her depth and Perry deserved better than that., Ramesh was painfully wooden.

Maybe you don't like it because you're thick?

 

[Gwadien]

'Offensive' Empire honours titles must go, says Labour's Kate Green

Kate Green says the association of CBEs and other medals with the empire is "hurtful to people".

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Aoami]

'Offensive' Empire honours titles must go, says Labour's Kate Green

Kate Green says the association of CBEs and other medals with the empire is "hurtful to people".

www.bbc.co.uk

Once again, Labour showing just how in touch they are with national sentiment.

 

[Gwadien]

Once again, Labour showing just how in touch they are with national sentiment.

Perhaps, but I do also think it's inevitable.

 

[dysfunction]

Tonights one is brilliant.

Maybe its because it's presented by an Asian (who is knocking it out of the park, just the right amount of funny/awkwardness) with a man in a dress as a guest that is upsetting you?

Maybe you're just a thick knuckle dragger, have you ever considered that and thought that there might be a way out?

And Alice Levine is quite easy on the eye.

 

[Jupitus]

It was fucking tragic, its like they had mixed together the outake version with the main show.
The woman was just out of her depth and Perry deserved better than that., Ramesh was painfully wooden.

So I watched it before replying to see for myself.

Have you ever watched the show before, because that was to the usual format and quite a funny episode... what annoyed you about it? You say Romesh Ranganathan was 'wooden' which wasn't true in my opinion. Do you realise he has a lazy eye? Or is it simply skin colour you dislike?

The 'woman' on the show made some interesting quips herself... not prolific with them but quite humourous which I enjoyed - in what way was she 'out of her depth' ?

Perhaps you have an issue with Mason Perry dressing in 'female' clothes? Mason was also very funny in my view - do you not agree?

4 direct questions, @Job . I don't really look forward to your response, if it ever happens (as in direct answers) as you mostly talk utter tripe... again, in my opinion.

 

[Job]

Yes Ive watched it for years, the girl was well out of her depth, Hislop has given up and Merton looks like he just wants to go home.
Ramesh deadpanned the autocue and killed 90% of the jokes.
I really like Perry, hes an open and fair guy with a great intellect, plus hes not afraid to be controversial with his dead wood comment, though he denied that was the context of his comment.
Also he came back from his US trip and said to the Guards annoyance that republicans are nicer than democrats.
This episode failed his appearance.

Redirect Notice

 

[Aoami]

Perhaps, but I do also think it's inevitable.

Not whilst we still have an empire.

 

[Raven]

Ramesh deadpanned the ]

You do realise that deadpan is like 80% of his act...right? He is one of the most British comics around.

Shit is fucked, make a joke about it as deadpan as you can = British.

I'm sorry if Bernard Manning or Jim Davidson is more your speed, I'm sure they are still available on VHS.

 

[Raven]

And Alice Levine is quite easy on the eye.

She's on my naughty list! fnar, fnar

 

[Scouse]

Given their already outsize effect on the environment can we really justify allowing the super rich to indulge in space tourism?

Space tourism: Virgin space plane to fly above new base

Sir Richard Branson's tourist rocket plane will make a first flight above its new spaceport home.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Raven]

Yes, it will be an important driver in getting to space. It will be what porn was to VHS sales.

 

[Moriath]

Zodiac ‘340 Cipher’ cracked by code experts 51 years after it was sent to the S.F. Chronicle

The decoded text from the Zodiac Killer reads: “I hope you are having lots of fun in...

www.sfchronicle.com

 

[Moriath]

 

[Scouse]

Zodiac ‘340 Cipher’ cracked by code experts 51 years after it was sent to the S.F. Chronicle

The decoded text from the Zodiac Killer reads: “I hope you are having lots of fun in...

www.sfchronicle.com

Genuinely amusing!

I HOPE YOU ARE HAVING LOTS OF FUN IN TRYING TO CATCH ME THAT WASNT ME ON THE TV SHOW WHICH BRINGS UP A POINT ABOUT ME I AM NOT AFRAID OF THE GAS CHAMBER BECAUSE IT WILL SEND ME TO PARADICE ALL THE SOONER BECAUSE I NOW HAVE ENOUGH SLAVES TO WORK FOR ME WHERE EVERYONE ELSE HAS NOTHING WHEN THEY REACH PARADICE SO THEY ARE AFRAID OF DEATH I AM NOT AFRAID BECAUSE I KNOW THAT MY NEW LIFE IS LIFE WILL BE AN EASY ONE IN PARADICE DEATH

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Doesn't it read just like @Job wrote it!

In all seriousness - it's the first thing that came in to my mind when I'd read it.

It's a stream of incoherent consciousness with a lackadaisical approach to spelling and grammar and moreover, sounds just like him.[/quote]

 

[Raven]

STRAIGHT TO LANDFILL

Buy some crap from us and we will throw it away for you.

straight-to-landfill.com

 

[caLLous]

Good job, AJ. Pulev lasted longer than expected but AJ had him on points in all the rounds (with maybe 1 exception) and a great KO to finish it.

 

[Raven]

Meh, heavy weight boxing. About time people actually fought people instead of to and fro from promoters.

Joshua isn't actually that good, point blank refuses to fight Fury. Lots of Come on them come on then , come on then, but no fight. Both camps have said, yeah we will fight whenever, no fight ever happens. The sport is in a mess.

 

[caLLous]

Yeah I don't think he'd beat Fury and I think he knows it. Maybe pre-Wilder Fury but he put on a surprise masterclass in that fight.

COVID has thrown a spanner in the works somewhat, they're just flat-out not going to put the fights on without a crowd of some sort.