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[Job]

Paralysed trick rider does a sort of Star in a car on his mtb tandem with sport celebs..this guy is the epitome of getting on with it.


View: https://youtu.be/onoeq45G6ec

 

[Lamp]

This is me:



I'm in the dog house

I spilt some turquoise ink on a light coloured carpet  and She was not amused. Some colourful language was employed . Very unlady-like. I thought it best not to comment and to look suitably sorry.

Anyway, I'm off to sew my balls back on.

 

[Lamp]

Secretly:
Officially:

 

[MYstIC G]

Sell it as art for ££lol££ then get new carpet

 

[Job]

This is me:

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I'm in the dog house

I spilt some turquoise ink on a light coloured carpet  and She was not amused. Some colourful language was employed . Very unlady-like. I thought it best not to comment and to look suitably sorry.

Anyway, I'm off to sew my balls back on.

When you say ink..you mean food colouring

 

[Embattle]

I assume he means ink, as that happens to be what Lamp said.

 

[Job]

5 days per decade.

Worst case scenario.
Its nothing to do with low ice levels..they just have better ships and the area is a hot potato at the moment.

Sooooo.
5days per decade.
Its only open for 3 months of the year, to get it open 6 months of the year will..at present rate..take 180 years.

Miniscule on an Earth timetable...but a rather long time for us.

 

[Lamp]

When you say ink..you mean food colouring

No. Writing ink.

I was taking apart an old pen I found in a box of crap I was going to sort & throw out. Didn't realise it was full of ink. I squeezed something that shouldn't have been squeezed and...

 

[Lamp]

↑ (a fountain pen)

 

[Rubber Bullets]

I squeezed something that shouldn't have been squeezed and...

Story of my life

 

[Embattle]

↑ (a fountain pen)

...not a quill and parchment?

 

[Job]

I'm not giving up..were you thinking about writing a cookbook in fountain pen.

 

[Job]

I assume he means ink, as that happens to be what Lamp said.

Jesus...wooooosh

 

[Lamp]

I'm not giving up..were you thinking about writing a cookbook in fountain pen.

You say that, but I do keep an A6 ring binder in which I keep my hand written cooking recipes. And some of those recipes have been written with a fountain pen

 

[Lamp]

None of the pigeons in the garden would give me a feather for a quill . The big one flapped its wings at me and I ran away

 

[Job]

You say that, but I do keep an A6 ring binder in which I keep my hand written cooking recipes. And some of those recipes have been written with a fountain pen

Im calling it, hes actually Jamie Oliver.

 

[CorNokZ]

Im calling it, hes actually Jamie Oliver.

False. @Lamp eats bacon and not pretentious Italian prosciutto

 

[Job]

They just cant make enough money can they.

WhatsApp To Carry Adverts From 2019 - Report | Silicon UK Tech News

 

[Job]

How fucking hilarious would this be.

Its even funny to think ot might have a chance with all those hair trigger sjws out there.
Please let it be.
Hashtag to be new Nazi symbol

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailydot.com/unclick/4chan-troll-campaign-bash-the-hash/?amp

 

[Embattle]

Trailer: The Planets, The Planets - BBC Two

 

[Scouse]

OK. It doesn't bare close inspection but it made me smile:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuYeiATENs8

 

[Wij]

How fucking hilarious would this be.

Its even funny to think ot might have a chance with all those hair trigger sjws out there.
Please let it be.
Hashtag to be new Nazi symbol

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailydot.com/unclick/4chan-troll-campaign-bash-the-hash/?amp

Literally fake news:


View: https://twitter.com/MadLadMichael/status/1133090903042789376

 

[Job]

Lol of course its fake news..it was just a joke..thats the frickin image they used to start it.

 

[Job]

This is going to be everything for the next ten years.


View: https://youtu.be/SqDP8SnPVA0

 

[Job]

Poland rejects article13 again.
Poland has filed a complaint against the European Union’s copyright directive

 

[Moriath]

@Edmond

Next project ?


View: https://twitter.com/fraserlovatt/status/1133712386291056640

 

[fettoken]

What's with grown men and lego?

 

[Wij]

What's with grown men and lego?

You can't wank ALL day.

 

[Scouse]

You can't wank ALL day.

It hurts, but it can be done...

 

[Wij]

It hurts, but it can be done...

Pix or it didn't happen tbh