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Been dropping some evil farts this evening. Had to open a window.

I need scooping out.
 

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It's too many carbs @Lamp.

I usually fart more than any man alive. I'm known for it. Especially in polite company - if people can't laugh at a fart they're not my people.

On keto I didn't fart once in eight months.
 

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Binge watching 'fail force one' on youtube...its all near misses, no gore or anything nsfw.

Just an endless holy fuck that was close.
 

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Binge watching 'fail force one' on youtube...its all near misses, no gore or anything nsfw.

Just an endless holy fuck that was close.

Jesus, that is close! How are these people still alive?
 

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Squirrels need updating. They instinctively bury nuts and other food all over the place and forget where they are buried 95% of the time. What's the point?

When did you last see a lion bury a gazelle?
 

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Squirrels need updating. They instinctively bury nuts and other food all over the place and forget where they are buried 95% of the time. What's the point?

When did you last see a lion bury a gazelle?
Lions (well Leopards) do this - but it is a vid about a lion ;)

But squirrels don't need updating. I like watching their idiot maneuvers. Even if it does mean that they dig up my garden lots :eek:
 

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Squirrels need updating. They instinctively bury nuts and other food all over the place and forget where they are buried 95% of the time. What's the point?

When did you last see a lion bury a gazelle?

Squirrels that remember 100% of what they bury end up living in areas with no nuts to bury
 

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Lions (well Leopards) do this - but it is a vid about a lion ;)

But squirrels don't need updating. I like watching their idiot maneuvers. Even if it does mean that they dig up my garden lots :eek:

A Leopard only takes it's kill up a tree to prevent other predators from stealing their food. They are not as strong or powerful as lions or hyena that may attack them for their food.

Not quite the same thing as squirrels as they tend not to leave it in the tree for too long.
 

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Fucking hell, I thought that cunt was gone. Amber Hudd is back :( Fucking lord, someone get May out fucking right now. What a fucking shit fucking fest cunt job.

Amber Rudd returns to cabinet
 

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Fucking hell, I thought that cunt was gone. Amber Hudd is back :( Fucking lord, someone get May out fucking right now. What a fucking shit fucking fest cunt job.

Amber Rudd returns to cabinet
She's actually more dangerous than May IMHO.

May's a bit of a facist, but doesn't really know it. She had a deep christian upbringing and it seeps out of every pore of her being - hence the 'fields of wheat' shit and general air of judgementalism. But she's barely self aware of this as she's clearly been brought up thinking that she's right.

Amber Rudd knows she's a cunt but gets a kick out of it. She's nasty.
 

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She's actually more dangerous than May IMHO.

May's a bit of a facist, but doesn't really know it. She had a deep christian upbringing and it seeps out of every pore of her being - hence the 'fields of wheat' shit and general air of judgementalism. But she's barely self aware of this as she's clearly been brought up thinking that she's right.

Amber Rudd knows she's a cunt but gets a kick out of it. She's nasty.
I know, I fucking hate Rudd with so much passion. When she was Home Secretary I was really shit scared at some of her visions.
 

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I know, I fucking hate Rudd with so much passion. When she was Home Secretary I was really shit scared at some of her visions.
I was shit scared of May. Then when Rudd came along I realised I was a pussy :(
 

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Yes.
Its the UN ffs.
Working class income is the highest its ever been...but somehow a 5th of the country is in poverty.
Its not poverty..its running out of cash for luxuries.

Ran by the liberal Jewish Elite?

I like it how you regurgitate the Tory narrative, how intelligent of you.
 
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Job

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Thats a new tactic...your reply was a result of Pol pots regime.

That felt good.
Probably true.
 

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Can you imagine if Labour win the next general election and we end up with Diane Abbot as Home Sec?

:eek6:
 

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