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[BloodOmen]

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[TdC]

Meanwhile, somewhere cold and generally to the north east of me spawns this:



View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VKGTmmwvco

 

[fettoken]

With concern for @TdC - we think you might have too much time on your hands. That above song is hot garbage btw.

 

[Edmond]

Well it's got a funky beat!!

 

[TdC]

Well it's got a funky beat!!

And androgynous Eastern European people rapping!

 

[fettoken]

 

[TdC]

trying to tell us something Fet?

 

[Edmond]

It's odd how the word 'funky' has totally different meanings in different countries

 

[Edmond]

And androgynous Eastern European people rapping!

It just ticks all the right boxes doesn't it

 

[Lamp]

What is the minimum number of shots required to win a game of tennis?

A) 12
B) 18
C) 24
D) 36

 

[caLLous]

Assuming you mean a single game when you say game, if you're serving then surely it's 4 aces...

 

[DaGaffer]

What is the minimum number of shots required to win a game of tennis?

A) 12
B) 18
C) 24
D) 36

36 for a one set match. Four aces on your own serve x three games and 4 returns on your opponents' serve (so 8 shots) x 3 games. (4x3 + 8x3 = 36)

 

[Lamp]

My bad.
Question should be What is the minimum number of shots required to win a SET

 

[Lamp]

Correct answer is twelve

Think 24? 4 points a game, six games

Technically its 12. When your opponent serves you don't play any strokes. Your opponent could double fault 4 times meaning you only need 4 aces on each of your service games.

How many shots do you need to play to win a set of tennis? | | The Importance of Being Trivial

 

[DaGaffer]

Correct answer is twelve

Think 24? 4 points a game, six games

Technically its 12. When your opponent serves you don't play any strokes. Your opponent could double fault 4 times meaning you only need 4 aces on each of your service games.

How many shots do you need to play to win a set of tennis? | | The Importance of Being Trivial

Your question doesn't ask how many shots are required by you to win a set, it says how many shots.

 

[TdC]

While you guys are at it, how many rounds of toast in a sandwich?

 

[Scouse]

While you guys are at it, how many rounds of toast in a sandwich?

2. A round = a slice.

But I never actually say that myself. And in your example that'd be a toasted sandwich, which is unusual (but making me hungry!)

Edit: The Oxford English Dictionary says a 'round' of bread does indeed equal a slice but a round of sandwiches is made of two slices of bread.

 

[Raven]

Going to have to stop you there.

People who refer to sandwichs as rounds, usually refer to toilets as traps.

Generally privately educated douchebags of the highest order.

 

[DaGaffer]

Australia. Is there anything that isn't trying to kill you?
Tiny 'meat-loving' marine creatures 'eat' teenager's legs at Melbourne beach

 

[Scouse]

Australia. Is there anything that isn't trying to kill you?
Tiny 'meat-loving' marine creatures 'eat' teenager's legs at Melbourne beach

What's the bet that the creatures are flourishing because of the loss of a natural predator that requires live coral to breed, so it's all down to global warming eh?

 

[DaGaffer]

What's the bet that the creatures are flourishing because of the loss of a natural predator that requires live coral to breed, so it's all down to global warming eh?

Its probably something like that, but it won't be coral, Melbourne's the wrong place for that to be an issue.

 

[Raven]

TEH ICECAPSOMG !=localised pollution and over fishing.

 

[Scouse]

TEH ICECAPSOMG !=localised pollution and over fishing.

Your guess is as good as anyone's.

 

[BloodOmen]

People keep banging on about Usain Bolt losing to an American - if people bothered to look at this logically, the American is still slower than Usain Bolt in his prime as the American didn't manage to set a new WR... in fact the American beat Usain Bolt with a time of 9.94s where as the WR is still 9.58 set by Usain Bolt.

 

[caLLous]

Well he lost to an American who's been done for performance enhancing drugs and it was supposed to be Bolt's swan song so everyone's all upset about it. It doesn't have anything to do with world records.

 

[Scouse]

Well he lost to an American who's been done for performance enhancing drugs and it was supposed to be Bolt's swan song so everyone's all upset about it. It doesn't have anything to do with world records.

Agreed - but then it's a crock of shit that athletes deserve a "swan song".

He got beat. End of.

 

[Job]

Coleman beat him as well...they were booing Gaitlan from the start, because of 8yr ban for testerone abuse.

Anyway Bolt did himself proud by saying it was his own fault he lost and rising above the controversy.

 

[caLLous]

Agreed - but then it's a crock of shit that athletes deserve a "swan song".

He got beat. End of.

Yup I don't give an awful lot of a shit either way but that's why people are moaning and why Gatlin was booed on the night.

 

[Raven]

So lucky we are protected from this shit.

Contaminated eggs reached the UK - BBC News

oh, wait.

 

[Ormorof]

Mmmm the other way to look at this is that its inspections doing their job and food prodicers trying dirty (illegal) tricks to pull one over the public

And these are companies the UK wants to trust to stick to high standards in a less regulated market post brexit...