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And everyone waltzed out in complete safety.
 
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The Ténéré Tree was a solitary acacia, of either Acacia raddiana or Acacia tortilis, that was once considered the most isolated tree on Earth—the only one for over 400 kilometres (250 mi). It was a landmark on caravan routes through the Ténéré region of the Sahara Desert in northeast Niger, so well known that it and the Arbre Perdu or 'Lost Tree' to the north are the only trees to be shown on a map at a scale of 1:4,000,000. The Tree of Ténéré was located near a 40-metre (131 feet)-deep well. It was knocked down in 1973, by an alleged drunk truck driver.

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I wondered who say that @Gwadien.

The English guy had taken it upon himself to stop the French guy from putting up shade - probably because it affected him. He was ordering another hotel guest what to do - and unless the world has changed in the last five minutes that was only ever going to end one way.

Chav is chav and doesn't get that he's in a cramped over-full shitty package-holiday pool area and he thinks he's paid for a nuisance-free time. But duh.

If he had a legitimate beef he could have gone to staff, but he got aggro. The French guy responded to aggression like almost any dumb fuck would.

It's situational. You're rammed near a pool like sardines then wherever you stick your parasol is going to upset someone.

If chav wasn't chav he'd understand that - but then if he understood that in the first place then he wouldn't have booked a holiday where you're crammed in like sardines - you can do better cheap family holidays, see more, do more if only you're not an idiot.
 
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I'd rather go camping in Wales than one of those foreign holiday shitholes. In fact, that's not fair on Wales, because Wales is very nice. I'm just saying Wales and camping because it's a shit-load cheaper and there's so much more to see and do than some crap beach filled with fat biffers and their tattooed husbands. And tattooed wives these days.
 
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I have never seen the fascination with package holidays. Even those ones to fancy countries it is still basically a human zoo, even down to the barriers surrounding everything.
 
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Scouse said:
I wondered who say that @Gwadien.

The English guy had taken it upon himself to stop the French guy from putting up shade - probably because it affected him. He was ordering another hotel guest what to do - and unless the world has changed in the last five minutes that was only ever going to end one way.

Chav is chav and doesn't get that he's in a cramped over-full shitty package-holiday pool area and he thinks he's paid for a nuisance-free time. But duh.

If he had a legitimate beef he could have gone to staff, but he got aggro. The French guy responded to aggression like almost any dumb fuck would.

It's situational. You're rammed near a pool like sardines then wherever you stick your parasol is going to upset someone.

If chav wasn't chav he'd understand that - but then if he understood that in the first place then he wouldn't have booked a holiday where you're crammed in like sardines - you can do better cheap family holidays, see more, do more if only you're not an idiot.
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Cos you're armed with the whole story and context.
 
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Gwadien said:
Cos you're armed with the whole story and context.
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No. Just judgement.

But ffs - watch the video again. If you act like that you're a cunt.


Edit: Don't get all butthurt by the class-condescension and start defending the indefensible - you know that's exactly what's going on...
 
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Wife is back tomorrow from her week away.

Guess its time to put some clothes on.
 
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Shark cage bars should be closer together than shark is wide..top tip.
 
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Ok - I posted that then looked at the shark footage.

Still think I win @TdC - but only just ;)
 
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Ive had so many boring holidays with the missus by the Med, the entire coast is exactly the same..same shops..same bars..same shit sold, dame street performers
I love the cafe culture and all but sometimes you need a blow out.
Always have a better time in a hire car driving inland and just explore, dont care if it rains, driving through random tiny villages and seeing how high I can get in the Alps.
Sitting on a beach is a living death to me..I just get caught clocking the women.
 
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Package holidays are fine, just make sure you go in the off season when kids are at school. We've been Lanzarote a couple times in December now, was awesome both times. Loads to do on the island outside of the resort, and the all inclusive food works when you can't be arsed to go out of the hotel.

It's obviously not as much fun as sitting on the Internet in your pants sneering at people, but for the rest of us, they aren't too shabby.
 
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