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[DaGaffer]

What did you have?

Lamb Rogan Josh, pilau a nan and some bhajis and vada.

I really can't emphasise how fucking terrible every other Indian takeaway I've had since moving here; like every Indian takeaway chef in Ireland is on the run from Delhi for mass food poisoning and decided to hide out in Dublin. I'd actually given up and just made my own, but that's a lot of faffing about.

 

[Tom]

So wheres my stuffs.

In the post. Promise.

 

[Tom]

For a moment there I thought this was an episode of The Royale Family.

 

[Job]

The missus went for tea at the top of the Beetham Tower, she took this with her 20 quid Nokia.

 

[Job]

New Simpsons couch gag is awesomeness.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZu5iDTtNg0

 

[CorNokZ]

New Simpsons couch gag is awesomeness.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZu5iDTtNg0

Anythins Simpsons related stopped being awesome at around season ~10ish

 

[caLLous]

It still has its moments.

 

[Lamp]

Won £25 on the lottery

 

[Tom]

Anythins Simpsons related stopped being awesome at around season ~10ish

See now the Simpsons used to be funny:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pLI5Vf5sKE

 

[Moriath]

I loved the wonder years

 

[Job]

I could watch this all day.

"Appalachian Clogging", Matthew Olwell & Emily Ol…:
View: http://youtu.be/Pctzc3v5Cx0

 

[fettoken]

You're a strange man.

 

[Scouse]

Just tap dancing really.

Fred and Ginger FTW:

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAB12aeI6nA

 

[fettoken]

Nah, the latter actually has some charm (some). The above, cringeworthy.

 

[old.user4556]

@Bodhi - I got that wonderful call: "it's Tom from BMW..."

 

[TdC]

"it's Tom from BMW...so sorry Mr G, your Mini has apparently been raped by a rogue One series. Yes, yes, a 125i to be precise. Yes it was black....yes....Sir?....Sir?.....Hello?"

 

[dysfunction]

This makes me feel very tired!


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2EGLIyDkXE

 

[Scouse]

Dunno about that @dysfunction - it's just woken me the fuck up!

 

[Lamp]

My Dad called me. He says he can't get the hang of the HTC I gave him (fat fingers) and is switching back to his 15 yr old Nokia. Fair play.

Found my Nokia 7650 in the garage. Loved that phone. Still has better call quality, cell reception, & battery life than any smartphone

 

[fettoken]

Friend of mine just reported having been locally sedated by a injection to his cock, now awaiting surgery. *cringe* I would assume it's not one of those penis enlargement ads that's floating around.

 

[Ormorof]

A swedish made penis enlargement?

Whos ever heard of such things, its not my bag (baby) at least!

 

[Gwadien]

Friend of mine just reported having been locally sedated by a injection to his cock, now awaiting surgery. *cringe* I would assume it's not one of those penis enlargement ads that's floating around.

I'm happy he didn't have to go far for it.

 

[Gwadien]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYFemYsuAJQ

 

[Job]

New Alton Towers ride, coaster g's with VR visuals.

View: https://youtu.be/Tu35v2kDL30

 

[Raven]

Job, Job. Its not Christmas any more.

 

[Edmond]

Anyone who has an iPhone, say to Siri 'hey Siri, beatbox for me'

and then 'rap for me' and he does the sugarhill gang

 

[Scouse]

New Alton Towers ride, coaster g's with VR visuals.

I hate alton towers tbh. That's mainly down to the fact that the food they put on is really shit - so you either have to lug your own around (no chance) or put up with chavvy crap that makes you feel a little off after you've eaten it.

I'd put up with the boring rides just to be sociable with my g/f and her sister & hubby on their bi-annual jaunt there if it wasn't for the crappy food.

But now they've got a "ride" that's going to be less fun to play than Elite? B'jeezuz.

Gimme a white knuckle ride, where I'm in charge and there's an actual chance of death (that isn't caused by equipment failure....well, equipment I don't own and maintain) and the freedom to choose my own lines any day

Job, Job. Its not Christmas any more.

It's always christmas Raven.

Always.

 

[Scouse]

NSFW:

Spoiler

lul!

Hentai was obviously better in the 80's - action hentai! - bear with


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-2M9ge89ks&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DO-2M9ge89ks&has_verified=1

 

[fettoken]

What in the fuck are you watching..

 

[Gwadien]

I hate alton towers tbh. That's mainly down to the fact that the food they put on is really shit - so you either have to lug your own around (no chance) or put up with chavvy crap that makes you feel a little off after you've eaten it.

I'd put up with the boring rides just to be sociable with my g/f and her sister & hubby on their bi-annual jaunt there if it wasn't for the crappy food.

But now they've got a "ride" that's going to be less fun to play than Elite? B'jeezuz.

Gimme a white knuckle ride, where I'm in charge and there's an actual chance of death (that isn't caused by equipment failure....well, equipment I don't own and maintain) and the freedom to choose my own lines any day




It's always christmas Raven.

Always.

I went on a corporate day there a few years ago, was pretty good.

They have a decentish buffet set up 3 times a day, you enter the park a hour earlier than everyone else so we got the big rides done before everyone else plus it was free =D