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[Bodhi]

Went for the John Cooper Works ! Arrives on Monday, engine from the 228i in a small car, how can those Bavarians be wrong?

Yeah BMW have nailed it with the new Mini (unless you're a classic purist) - the handling is so darty, lots and lots of fun to drive and very well refined. The interior has sparked much debate, some love it (me) because it borrows a lot of "grown up" bits from a BMW, but some find it too BMW which takes away from the quirkiness of the 2001 re-birth. Even the new 3 cylinder engines are decent, you'd have thought they were a bag of spanners but they're strong and revvy.

Excellent choice, I imagine that car with a 2 litre turbo and the Works treatment will be quite a weapon, I expect pics on Monday.

Bit I was most impressed with is the interior - it's the first Mini interior I have hated, presumably because it's more like a BMW inside. Now trying to talk the missus into a Cooper. She does less than 1000 miles a year, but clearly requires a brand new Mini. Which I can drive

 

[Lamp]

This brings back so many memories

Love the Southern Comfort ad


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFu7dHv0f_o&feature=youtube_gdata_player

 

[Lamp]

Some gems in here


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEXHs7lSHEY&feature=youtube_gdata_player


Loved going to the flicks in the 80s and 90s. Old school. Projectionists. Grainy crackly sound at the start of the ads. The advert for the local Indian everyone used to laugh at. Popcorn on the floor. Cigarette smoke haze. Those little tiny tickets that came in a big roll. Trying to sneak into a horror movie when you were way under age

Great stuff

 

[Job]

It started raining hard 4 days ago and hasn't stopped, I'm starting to feel like those guys stuck on the rain planet out of the Ray Bradbury story..

 

[Tom]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wBifkGjrx4

 

[Tom]

Remember this cunt?


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osbYDOzY1k8&feature=youtu.be


Who apparently was so appalled that he sacked the driver?

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co...ester-news/m62-road-rage-cctv-driver-10289198

Well surprise surprise, he "sacked" himself.

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co...r-news/man-court-accused-driving-van-10664224

 

[caLLous]

http://wtfsigte.com/

 

[Moriath]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wBifkGjrx4

Never understood who actually called those numbers.

 

[Job]

Switched to Vodafone 4G, what a difference, I don't know when I'm on 800/1800 or 2.6ghz, but 800 penetrates much better, full 4G bars when EE struggles to give me 1, plus 20gb and free Netflix for two years...nice.

 

[old.user4556]

That's all great except fuck Vodafone.

 

[Bodhi]

I've got a work phone on Vodafone and my phone is on EE. Vodafones network is absolute bollocks compared to EE.

 

[DaGaffer]

Sadly Voda is the only network that's not total gash in Ireland

 

[Tom]

Just bought 5 lotto tickets. What do you guys want when I win all that filthy money?

 

[Deebs]

Just bought 5 lotto tickets. What do you guys want when I win all that filthy money?

A holiday that lasts at least a year with provision to take +1

 

[Moriath]

Just bought 5 lotto tickets. What do you guys want when I win all that filthy money?

A vr headset please.

 

[~Yuckfou~]

Yum?

 

[Bodhi]

Just bought 5 lotto tickets. What do you guys want when I win all that filthy money?

A new pc would be lovely, as I suspect mine is about to melt.

 

[fettoken]

It's eyetime testing again;

https://www.igame.com/eye-test/

Had "game" monitor setting and scored 20 max, removed some of the backlight and easily scored 34.

 

[Job]

Just picked up the Note4, it's as slow as fuck, seriously, it lags like fuck on apps the 3 runs like butter, sending it back for the Z5 premium.

 

[CorNokZ]

Just bought 5 lotto tickets. What do you guys want when I win all that filthy money?

A Dedon Nestrest. Look it up

 

[DaGaffer]

A Dedon Nestrest. Look it up

I stayed in a hotel in South Africa once that had giant versions of these things, big enough to sleep in.

 

[soze]

Just bought 5 lotto tickets. What do you guys want when I win all that filthy money?

Lend me my Mortgage for 1% interest please.

 

[Edmond]

Just bought 5 lotto tickets. What do you guys want when I win all that filthy money?

Can I please have the Lego millennium falcon that's on Amazon for about £3000

 

[CorNokZ]

I stayed in a hotel in South Africa once that had giant versions of these things, big enough to sleep in.

The Dedon Nestrest is 2m across so you can easily sleep in it

 

[old.user4556]

So I flicked on World War Z tonight to watch the start since it was filmed in Glasgow (I went to visit the set during filming). They've done a great job in making it look "not like Glasgow", until I saw this:



Nothing screams GLASGOW like a big fat pasty ginger guy looking like he's hanging out of his arse.

 

[Nate]

 

[Tom]

I WON, I FUCKING WON!


















£25



I think. I got three numbers on one line, is that £25?

 

[Moriath]

I WON, I FUCKING WON!


















£25



I think. I got three numbers on one line, is that £25?

So wheres my stuffs.

 

[DaGaffer]

Finally found a good Indian take-away in Dublin after seven years of trying. There a few good restaurants, but all the take-aways have been god-awful. We're outside the delivery zone for this place, but a friend recommended it because she knows how much I've wanted to find a really good take-away.

It was really nice. Too nice. I ate it too quickly and now I have indigestion

 

[old.user4556]

What did you have?