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[Scouse]

I wouldn't be too down on yourself, I am currently addicted to Beef Jerky - the thinking man's Pork Scratchings.

Any snack that comes with a sachet of silica gel is all good in my book.

I thought the silica gel was the snack and it came with a moistening beef cardboard to ensure it didn't 100% dry out?

 

[Ormorof]

Why are crisps called chips pretty much everywhere else?

 

[Scouse]

Why are crisps called chips pretty much everywhere else?

Americans

 

[fettoken]

Why are crisps called chips pretty much everywhere else?

You mean, why are chips called chips pretty much anywhere but the UK. Why do they call the side of the road pavement? No one knows, they're mentalists!

 

[Bodhi]

Because chips are hot and come wrapped in newspaper?

 

[Scouse]

Why do they call the side of the road pavement?

Because it tends to be paved.

I know other people struggle with the intricacies of our language but in keeping with the theme of the day - it's what makes us better than everyone else.

In the world.

Ever.

 

[fettoken]

Because it tends to be paved.

it's what makes us better than everyone else.

In the world.

Ever.

If having paved walkways and fried potatoes wrapped in the daily mail constitutes as being better than anyone else, i salute you!

 

[Scouse]

If having paved walkways and fried potatoes wrapped in the daily mail constitutes as being better than anyone else, i salute you!

To be fair, I don't think I could eat my chips if they were wrapped in the fail. Being a liverpool supporter I balk at the sun, especially since they got rid of the tits, but not the mail.

I'm 100% sure chips that are wrapped in the daily mail give you, and any immigrants working in the chippy, cancer.

 

[fettoken]

 

[Moriath]

To be fair, I don't think I could eat my chips if they were wrapped in the fail. Being a liverpool supporter I balk at the sun, especially since they got rid of the tits, but not the mail.

I'm 100% sure chips that are wrapped in the daily mail give you, and any immigrants working in the chippy, cancer.

Thpught the tits only went for like a week or so then came back?

 

[Bodhi]

That is the most retarded Americanism ever....restroom indeed. I'm going for a shit, not a fucking rest.

 

[Scouse]

I'm going for a shit, not a fucking rest.

Well. Sometimes both.

 

[soze]

One of the buildings I work in they are called powder rooms and everyone says they are going for a comfort break. They did not find it funny when I asked if they all did charlie in there or when I asked where the Lav was because I needed a Hit & Miss.

 

[fettoken]

That is the most retarded Americanism ever....restroom indeed. I'm going for a shit, not a fucking rest.

I would imagine it being used in a polite fashion.

 

[fettoken]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry...golf-holes-in-norway_55bbc5e7e4b0d4f33a02c941

 

[Moriath]

I would imagine it being used in a polite fashion.

Its a toilet. Not a rest room. Rest room would be a room with a bed in it that you can take a nap in.

 

[fettoken]

Its a toilet. Not a rest room. Rest room would be a room with a bed in it that you can take a nap in.

And i agree, directly translating the word to Swedish sounds completely ridiculous and no one would use it, and i imagine that's how you guys interpret the word, BUT, not being native in English, i don't think the word sounds all that bad. It's polite and understandable.

 

[Raven]

Its a toilet. Not a rest room. Rest room would be a room with a bed in it that you can take a nap in.

Its a restroom, a toilet is usually enclosed in a restroom, or if at home...a bathroom.

 

[Scouse]

Its a restroom, a toilet is usually enclosed in a restroom, or if at home...a bathroom.

It's a toilet, definitely a toilet, but when I looked it up in the dictionary it just said "stoke" for some reason

 

[Moriath]

Toilet is encased in a water closet or WC. If you want to get pedantic about it.

 

[Yoni]

@fettoken a polite word for toilet in English is 'Loo'. The term restroom does not exist.

 

[DaGaffer]

@fettoken a polite word for toilet in English is 'Loo'. The term restroom does not exist.

Tell that to Raven, who is clearly secretly American. Fuckin' restroom.

 

[old.user4556]

What's a bathroom?

 

[caLLous]

NSFW, I think.

 

[Scouse]

What's a bathroom?

It is unsurprising that you don't know the answer to that, smelly scotsman

 

[Scouse]

Wow. Just watched those tony adverts.

They're so awful. Not that I'm offended by the subject matter, more that they'd stoop so obviously shock tactic low whilst at the same time managing to eke out absolutely zero funny whatsoever.

 

[old.user4556]

It is unsurprising that you don't know the answer to that, smelly scotsman

That was the joke

 

[old.user4556]

Guns? Yeah sure!

Drones? Need to register them mate.

http://petapixel.com/2015/10/19/us-...drone-registry-register-or-face-consequences/

 

[Zarjazz]

NSFW, I think.

If that's a legit campaign, wtf?!

If not, expect the lawyers to come crashing down in 3 ... 2 ... 1

 

[CorNokZ]

If that's a legit campaign, wtf?!

If not, expect the lawyers to come crashing down in 3 ... 2 ... 1

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