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[old.user4556]

So glad you're back from your trip Scouse.

 

[Trem]

And in the worst aisle for the scum too!

Thankfully I gave crisps up as a bad idea in my teenage years. The only time I go near them now is if the bird has made homemade salsa and we're having a BBQ. So much better snack food about to waste calories on

I waste loads of calories on your mums tits

 

[Moriath]

And in the worst aisle for the scum too!

Thankfully I gave crisps up as a bad idea in my teenage years. The only time I go near them now is if the bird has made homemade salsa and we're having a BBQ. So much better snack food about to waste calories on

Crisps are about the only snack i eat. Chocolate doesnt bother me, sweets i can take or leave. But a sandwich isnt a sandwich without a complementary flavour of crisps to go with it.

 

[Trem]

I went Tesco today as well. If we are going to be family I expect earlier heads up about shit like this @Big G

Fucking 2 bottles of Grouse and some Canada dry at 11am, I didn't look like an alcoholic at all did I? (For nan, the bitch)

 

[old.user4556]

Come on, I snapped that pic and uploaded it from the car park! That's as quick as I could be.

I then came home and fapped.

 

[Trem]

I'll have a word with your sister and see where we go from here.

 

[old.user4556]

Glasgow Uni just beat St Peter's Oxford on University Challenge.

Not bad for a bunch of kilt wearing, south-east sponging skagheads.

 

[Gwadien]

My friends baby got christened

Thank god

 

[Gwadien]

My lecturer has based an entire module around his book which costs £25 on Amazon.

What an absolute boss.

 

[Tom]

I bought a little chocolate snack.

 

[old.user4556]

I bought a little chocolate snack.

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Nice socks.

 

[caLLous]

Now imagine that's all he's wearing.

 

[old.user4556]

I've just cum.

 

[caLLous]

So I'm taking a friend to the airport tomorrow. She forwarded her itinerary email to me just as an FYI for what time to pick her up and it's been automatically added to my Google Calendar. Flight number, departure time, reservation number, it's all there. That's really helpful and only a little bit terrifying.

 

[old.user4556]

Pics?

 

[TdC]

My lecturer has based an entire module around his book which costs £25 on Amazon.

What an absolute boss.

happened to me twice. I've also been forced to once buy a 100+ euro book that we used exactly once.

So I'm taking a friend to the airport tomorrow. She forwarded her itinerary email to me just as an FYI for what time to pick her up and it's been automatically added to my Google Calendar. Flight number, departure time, reservation number, it's all there. That's really helpful and only a little bit terrifying.

happened to me too. also, when flying the Google will extract any barcode from ticket PDF's and give you a small QR that can also be scanned. totally helpful and not scary as hell at all.

 

[mooSe_]

tell me more about the pig in blanket crisps

 

[old.user4556]

They're posh bacon crisps with a hint of sausage. That's it.

 

[DaGaffer]

They're posh bacon crisps with a hint of sausage. That's it.

What the hell was everyone expecting?

 

[old.user4556]

What the hell was everyone expecting?

Have you met Scouse?

 

[old.user4556]

I proper snorted in the office at this.

 

[Billargh]

I've been trying to remember the name of this game for years, finally come across it again today! Unreal game for its time.

 

[Scouse]

Have you met Scouse?

I was expecting crisps.

I wouldn't have called them posh tho. I think "crisps" and "posh" in the same sentence is an oxymoron unless a michelin starred chef has taken organic parsnip and beetroot and crisped them in an endangered lepoards fanny batter and served them with free roaming caribou tongue, celeriac mash and a blueberry jew jus.

I'd have said "crisps in nice packaging"

 

[Trem]

I'd have said "crisps in nice packaging"

I'd have said FUCK OFF SCOUSE AND LEAVE CRISPS ALONE THIS ONE ISN'T UP FOR NANO DISCUSSION!!!

 

[Scouse]

Everything is up for nano discussion. Everything.


Edit: Oooh. Fluffle worked! Does or, *fingers crossed* ?
Edit edit: No

 

[Bodhi]

You know what I like? I like it when people state a preference for something, without trying to make us think how much better they are than us for displaying that preference.

I think that is cool.

I also like crisps. Because I'm better than you.

 

[fettoken]

Can't we tax stupidity? Especially stupid politicians, and especially those that fuck up. The "You fuck up, you pay up" act. If a politician or group of politicians are deemed to have caused some shit that affects the country in any ill way, there's a major tax on their total assets.

 

[Bodhi]

Can't we tax stupidity? Especially stupid politicians, and especially those that fuck up. The "You fuck up, you pay up" act. If a politician or group of politicians are deemed to have caused some shit that affects the country in any ill way, there's a major tax on their total assets.

Can we tax the morons who decided it would be better if we all drive diesels? Because that worked out well didn't it.

 

[Scouse]

I also like crisps. Because I'm better than you.

I feel righteously chided old bean. My preference for lepoards fanny batter chips rather than your standard tescos fayre does indeed make me a lesser human in a very serious way.

I will indeed go commit ritual suicide because of your seriously made point that I've taken to heart.

Can we tax the morons who decided it would be better if we all drive diesels? Because that worked out well didn't it.

This tho.



Anyway:

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Woo86QFw4NU

 

[Bodhi]

I feel righteously chided old bean. My preference for lepoards fanny batter chips rather than your standard tescos fayre does indeed make me a lesser human in a very serious way.

I wouldn't be too down on yourself, I am currently addicted to Beef Jerky - the thinking man's Pork Scratchings.

Any snack that comes with a sachet of silica gel is all good in my book.