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[caLLous]

 

[Zede]

Our contemporary sci-fi greats in discussion a few days ago Iain M Banks, Alastair Reynolds, Peter F Hamilton.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZnZnza8Kng&feature=player_embedded

 

[BloodOmen]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...our-believed-d-telepathically-raped-wife.html

What
The
Fuck

 

[Lamp]

Facts about Finland. Apparently:

1. Its the 6th happiest country in the world
2. Fins drink more coffee than any other country
3. They borrow more library books per head than any nation on Earth
4. It has produced more Formula 1 champions per head than anyone else.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Sounds about right. We also have a rather high suicide rate, which helps with the overall happiness when sad people off themselves.

We are also probably the honeybadger'est country around and if drinking was an olympic sport(which it should) we'd probably be in medal places with russia and ireland.

 

[cHodAX]

Newcastle and Glasgow would drink all three of you under the table!

 

[Lamp]

According to my Yahoo Weather app, its snowing in west London. Its not, but according to Yahoo, it is.

I'm going outside to make a leaf-man. I mean snowman. Better wrap up. Its mild. I mean ffffffreeeezing.

Come on, Yahoo.

 

[rynnor]

We are also probably the honeybadger'est country around

Compared to the Danes perhaps

 

[Punishment]

It's a known fact even in Ireland that the Danes are fake Vikings

 

[DaGaffer]

Sounds about right. We also have a rather high suicide rate, which helps with the overall happiness when sad people off themselves.

We are also probably the honeybadger'est country around and if drinking was an olympic sport(which it should) we'd probably be in medal places with russia and ireland.

The idea that the Irish are massive drinkers is a myth. There are a lot of Irish alcoholics (and I think that's largely down to poor medical care in the past), but the British drink more per head and have more of a full on drinking culture. I'd agree about the Russians though; I've seen "average" Russians knocking back vodka with their breakfast.

And funnily enough the Finnish suicide rate isn't that high; I was expecting it to be but you're about 20th in world or something; you're not even the most depressed people on the Baltic; I think the Lithuanians and Estonians both top themselves more.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Yeah but facts are rarely as funny

Interesting comparison if you look at the top 5 read articles and top 5 watched videos on BBC;

Read

1. 1: 'Never forget your dreams'
2. 2: European pundits eye British exit
3. 3: South Korean rapper tops UK chart
4. 4: Five things you need to know about the US election
5. 5: Deadly bombing rocks Afghan city

Video/Audio

1. 1: No food or water for 70 years? Watch
2. 2: Undercover Romanian hotel cleaner Watch
3. 3: One-minute World News Watch
4. 4: German crackdown on Hells Angels Watch
5. 5: Mystery of dangling US vehicle Watch

 

[old.Tohtori]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFJUz1DO20Q


Jelly moves.

 

[Ormorof]

i thought i drank a lot of coffee before i came to Finland, but some of my colleagues knock back 6-7 large cups per day

 

[old.Tohtori]

Yeap, morning = coffee, then smoke and a coffee, then go get another coffee, then probably a post-lunch coffee and maybe a coffee before you go home to a thermos filled with coffee.

How the f*ck do you think i have the energy to post this much sh*t

 

[MYstIC G]

Yeap, morning = coffee, then smoke and a coffee, then go get another coffee, then probably a post-lunch coffee and maybe a coffee before you go home to a thermos filled with coffee.

How the f*ck do you think i have the energy to post this much sh*t

I always thought you were just a spacker who didn't go outside tbh...

 

[old.Tohtori]

I always thought you were just a spacker who didn't go outside tbh...

Surprisingly i work 8-10 hours a day and most of my weekends(this summer for example all of them) are social outings

 

[Raven]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-19783214

 

[Cyradix]

 

[TdC]

ugh!

 

[Punishment]

http://www.windsorstar.com/life/while+tasty+bacon+recipes/7313692/story.html

 

[soze]

The Chive always good for a gem.

 

[gohan]

Newcastle and Glasgow would drink all three of you under the table!

I raise you Poland. Where water is called Woda (pronounced Voda) and Vodka is Wodka

1 letter difference cos they drink them in the same way.... they are fucking mentalist

 

[rynnor]

I still think for massive scale alcoholism nowhere beats Russia.

 

[Nate]

Isn't it Russia where they drink cleaning fluids because it has alcohol in it?

 

[Bahumat]

Isn't it Russia where they drink cleaning fluids because it has alcohol in it?

No that's Ravens house.

 

[Lamp]

There isn't much bacon won't improve. OK, it wouldn't go down too well in a synagogue or mosque, but religious reasons aside...tbh you could put bacon on a wedding cake and it would taste even better. Even if your doctor told you to cut out bacon or die, you select death, then come back as a ghost and haunt pig farms

 

[Lamp]

The first person to post a pic of themselves - during the months of October or November - wearing a Christmas cracker hat and holding a pig in blanket on a fork wins £10. From TdC.

The pig in blanket is most important.

 

[TdC]

SLANDER!!!

 

[Lamp]

Yeah, but you don't have a nose, so it balances out

Sort of.

 

[cHodAX]

Isn't it Russia where they drink cleaning fluids because it has alcohol in it?

No that is an episode of Bottom! Bleach and Old Spice!