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[Lamp]

Love the R1 spikes

Maxing out the R1: 187 mph


View: http://youtu.be/NpHI_FlgOYU

 

[Olgaline]

Funny! ;D

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". In...the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas. If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

 

[dysfunction]

Funny! ;D

That is soooooooooooooo old!!
Older than Jupitus even!

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[old.Tohtori]

Americans

Classic lines; our oxygen supply, now it's happening now and ofcourse the visible spectrum is rainbows

What are constituional rights? Every anal has the right for constipation?

 

[Lethul]

http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6830834/mitt-romney-style-gangnam-style-parody

 

[old.Tohtori]

I've yet to see a parody of gangnam that would actually be any good.

Probably cause gangnam style -is- a parody

 

[old.Tohtori]

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/global/2012/09/malaysia-declares-v-necks-gay/56925/?obref=obinsite#

Finally someone said it officially

 

[Lamp]

Supercars. They're great, right? But none of them can do 1,050 mph (1690 km/h)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...ar-1-000mph-fired-time.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

 

[old.Tohtori]

Turning circle's a b*tch though.

 

[DaGaffer]

I think we can safely say John Travolta has finally given up trying to hide his inner Rock Hudson:

 

[Lamp]

She'd still get it

 

[Raven]

He looks like a spitting image puppet.

 

[Lamp]

View: http://youtu.be/DKtjBqJ4NxA

 

[old.Tohtori]

Contract continues for certain until end of year, if it continues after that i'll become lead designer. Think i'll go have a celebratory wank at the office bathroom

 

[Wazzerphuk]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i8cRmH-9zc&feature=player_embedded

 

[caLLous]

I thought being stupid was a prerequisite for going on that show.

 

[Fweddy]

View: http://youtu.be/4MiYtvbK4JY

 

[Cyradix]

 

[Cyradix]

 

[Cyradix]

 

[DaGaffer]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i8cRmH-9zc&feature=player_embedded

Not quite sure how he's any more stupid than the typical guest.

 

[Lamp]

Can anyone recommend a REALLY comfortable swivel chair (for home)? I don't want to pay hundreds of pounds on it. Computer work & the odd movie. Second hand = fine. Doesn't have to be new. And nothing absurdly big, got to fit under my work surface.

The one in my office costs £900 so I'm told. Black mesh number with loads of levers sticking out of it

http://walyou.com/unique-chairs/

 

[cHodAX]

Viking do a few decent ones, well priced..

http://www.viking-direct.co.uk/a/bb/Office-Chairs-and-Office-Seating/N=2 1288900/

I am using this one at the moment, loads better than the last cheapy I had...

http://www.viking-direct.co.uk/a/pb/Rome-Executive-Office-Chair/pr=Q2H&id=3266732/

Comfy too, padding is nice and thick which I need due to my back problems.

 

[DaGaffer]

The painful lesson I've had with office chairs is that you get what you pay for. There are plenty of cheap chairs that are OK for an hour or two (IKEA is as good as anywhere), but for long periods you need to spend the cash. I miss my Aeron chair

 

[cHodAX]

The painful lesson I've had with office chairs is that you get what you pay for. There are plenty of cheap chairs that are OK for an hour or two (IKEA is as good as anywhere), but for long periods you need to spend the cash. I miss my Aeron chair

Anything under £80 are utter rubbish within 6 months these days sadly, they use shitty materials and padding, I learned the hard way.

 

[Lamp]

http://www.viking-direct.co.uk/a/pb/Rome-Executive-Office-Chair/pr=Q2H&id=3266732/

Comfy too, padding is nice and thick which I need due to my back problems.

Someone left a comment that it doesn't lock into any position. Does yours lock?

 

[cHodAX]

Yes it does but I would check with Viking before ordering bud, maybe they removed it for safety reasons?

 

[Raven]

Meh, my chair cost about £50 two years ago and it structurally fine and very comfortable, even over long periods of time. The material is a bit frayed but it's overall it's OK. I am thinking of replacing it though (due to the material) and I was looking at those chairs from Viking.

 

[cHodAX]

My old chair from Viking doesn't lock btw, frustrating that was as I like to keep it locked back and relax when watching films.