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CorNokZ

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Man and a woman in a singles bar ... he says, "I could tell a joke about my penis but it's too long!"
Woman says, "I could tell a joke about my vagina but you'll never get it."
 

Wazzerphuk

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MRI/X-Rays revealed no major damage in foot. Next step is to be put to sleep and have a massive needle jammed in my foot to inject me with POWERFUL STEROIDS.
 

Lamp

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Why doesn't Wingdings2 font show up properly on my phone? Eg I just get an O instead of a tick symbol. Font's installed, and shows up on my Quickoffice Pro app no problem, but for some reason isn't displaying the symbol.
 

Overdriven

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It's awfully quiet on the forums at the moment....

Because I've been hiding underground for the last week. Also noticed my BAE stock has dropped and lost me £300. Not impressed. Hope it goes up again - which is unlikely due to their upcoming merger.
 

Aoami

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-19764166

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Lamp

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You'll need to turn the sound up, as the VHS has deteriorated. Kelly is quite creepy on this. Skinner holds his end up quite well.

(On 15 January 2003, Kelly was arrested by Surrey Police over allegations that he sexually abused teenage boys. No charges were brought, and he was cleared a month later)


View: http://youtu.be/PD85YLJ2TTo
 

Lamp

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ALL beauty pageants are naff.

Unless we're talking 1970s/80s full-on exploitational sexist non-politically correct Miss World.

Then its get the beers in, get the lads in, open up the Razzles, and settle back for a weekend of Dickie Davis World of Sport. And while we're there:

smoking a pipe in the bookies
bigger Curly Whirlies and Wagon Wheels
bring back E-numbers and artificial colouring
Wendy burger restaurants
Woolworths
proper policing
smoking in pubs
when kids could play in the streets or go round the park without worrying about anything
cheaper petrol
none of those pitbull / staffy nasty dogs walked by chav hoodies
proper markets at the weekends run by old-school locals
bring back the cane
regular seasons, proper summers
lemonade in bottles with proper tin-screw tops
Minder, The Sweeney, Gordon the Gopher, old-school Tom & Jerry
Tiswas
milkmen doing the rounds
the post arriving twice a day on time
tidier high streets where shops made an effort to actually blend in with the other buildings
and where you can call a woman "luv, darling, good girl" without the liberal feminist PC brigade breathing hell fire upon you.
 
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