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BloodOmen

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A farmer's friend walks into the farmer's barn and catches him dancing naked and playing with himself in front of a tractor. He says, "good Lord, what are you doing?" The farmer says, "well me and the wife haven't been getting on in the bedroom lately and the therapist recommended I do something sexy toattracter.....
 

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The Queen has just laid a wreath in Croke Park today to commemorate the massacre of the England rugby team four years ago.
 

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How many ppl here have a precision screwdriver set?

I use mine once in a blue moon (where did that expression come from BTW?). Used them today to screw on the door of a carraige clock. Useful buggers. When u need them.
 

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Had one back home but since I live in a studio now it doesnt make sense. All i have is a hammer, pliers a couple screwdrivers a socket wrench and a measure tape now :(
 

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We should have a "show off your most prized tool" pic thread (from the humble screwdriver passed down from father to son over generations to your favourite powertool)
 

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Mine would have to be a knife that my grandfather gave to my dad who gave it to me.

I remember my grandad making me a slingshot out of the inner tube of a bike tyre with it when I was a kid!
 

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I use mine once in a blue moon (where did that expression come from BTW?).

The term originates from having 2 full moons in a single calender month. Can't remember why it's called a blue moon off the top of my head though, google it if you want the answer!
 

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I find it more funny that there's no real outrage for Pakistan building reactors while already having Nuclear weapons, but Iran gets sanctioned to hell for it.
 

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