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[Lamp]

According to Stephen Hawking, time and space had a finite beginning that corresponded to the origin of matter and energy. The singularity didn't appear in space; rather, space began inside of the singularity. Prior to the singularity, nothing existed, not space, time, matter, or energy - nothing. So where and in what did the singularity appear if not in space? We don't know. We don't know where it came from, why it's here, or even where it is. All we really know is that we are inside of it and at one time it didn't exist and neither did we.

mind-boggling stuff

the physical universe is as a result of quantum fluctuations. For every billion annihilation of matter and anti-matter particles, one particle of matter was left. From this left-over matter, the universe was created

 

[BloodOmen]

mind-boggling stuff

the physical universe is as a result of quantum fluctuations. For every billion annihilation of matter and anti-matter particles, one particle of matter was left. From this left-over matter, the universe was created

for all you know the universe was created by a fat hairy bloke farting in the bath until its creation is proven speculation is all we have to go off.

 

[Job]

Yes but Steven hasn't got a clue what he's talking about, it's just a guess.

 

[BloodOmen]

Yes but Steven hasn't got a clue what he's talking about, it's just a guess.

assuming we ever do find out without a doubt what created everything i'm sure scientists will all be high on drugs saying "You have got to be fucking kidding me? I spent xx years at MIT or what not and what I learned means nothing, i've learned nothing! GREAT SCOTT"

 

[old.Tohtori]

Can't remember which comedian said it, along the lines of; Do you ever think that scientists are just making sh*t up?

 

[BloodOmen]

Can't remember which comedian said it, along the lines of; Do you ever think that scientists are just making sh*t up?

some truth to it i'm sure I think the main point is tho they don't actually realise just how much they make up because no one can obviously prove if its true or not like blackholes for example, they calculated that at the centre of our galaxy is a giant blackhole yet its not sucking us in as it were and we're at a perfect balance more or less yet no one can see it and they have no real way of detecting it visually they just assume its there because of calculations einstein made (I believe it was Einstein anyway) one of his more famous and world known calculations that basically just keeps looping infinite infinite infinite as an answer.

 

[old.user4556]

Bin Laden in "liked to have a wank to porn" shocker.

Bin Laden 'had pornography' - The Scotsman

A human male liked to wank himself silly to porn?! NOOOOOOO WAY.

 

[JingleBells]

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Bin Laden in "liked to have a wank to porn" shocker.

Bin Laden 'had pornography' - The Scotsman

A human male liked to wank himself silly to porn?! NOOOOOOO WAY.

Bit different when you're supposed to be a hardline fundamentalist Muslim who's violently against the sexualisation of women in the Western world.

 

[Lamp]

some truth to it i'm sure I think the main point is tho they don't actually realise just how much they make up because no one can obviously prove if its true or not like blackholes for example, they calculated that at the centre of our galaxy is a giant blackhole yet its not sucking us in as it were and we're at a perfect balance more or less yet no one can see it and they have no real way of detecting it visually they just assume its there because of calculations einstein made (I believe it was Einstein anyway) one of his more famous and world known calculations that basically just keeps looping infinite infinite infinite as an answer.

actually there is a supermassibe blackhole at the centre of our galaxy. You can't "see" it - because light can't escape from it. But they've measured the speeds of the 30 or so stars at the dead centre of the galaxy and found them to be orbiting at super fast speeds an object which is invisible, & has a 4 million solar mass.

Now what could that object be? A teddy bear? a bag of haribo gold bears? or a supermassive black hole?

 

[mooSe_]

flying spaghetti monster

 

[Zede]

J. Craig Venter | TEDxCaltech

from the latest TED talks

William Gibsons future is gettin' closer !

 

[BloodOmen]

actually there is a supermassibe blackhole at the centre of our galaxy. You can't "see" it - because light can't escape from it. But they've measured the speeds of the 30 or so stars at the dead centre of the galaxy and found them to be orbiting at super fast speeds an object which is invisible, & has a 4 million solar mass.

Now what could that object be? A teddy bear? a bag of haribo gold bears? or a supermassive black hole?

Thats my point, they can't see it yet they've labelled it as a blackhole despite having no physical proof of their existence beyond observations they've made within space space is still new to any scientific mind even after all these years of study, for all you know it could be something we've not only not encountered but can't even begin to imagine how it works (much like a blackhole) let me humour you for the sake of arguement

Imagine space was created by lets go with "God" as an example and god needed a way to make space work/function/move/orbit whatever you want to call it for all you know it could be the perfect engine.. we just can't see and just because we can't see it doesnt necessarily mean its a blackhole.

I doubt we'll ever find out what it all really is... certainly not in our lifetime anyway.

 

[Lamp]

At the same time, just because you can't take a picture of something, it doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Imperial College London have a laser experiment which proves the existence of particles being created out of nothing. These bursts of borrowed matter (which warps an electron's spin in a vaccum can be measured) and subsequent creation of antimatter were thought of as science fiction 50 years ago. The double slit laser experiment proves that a single photon can be in two places at the same time.

We have so much more to learn about quantum physics.

Scientists don't understand black holes. We may never know what happens at the singularity. Certainly no information entering a black hole can escape to be beamed back to us, and the distances involved - even at light speed - means that we'll all be dead before the information even gets there.

 

[BloodOmen]

At the same time, just because you can't take a picture of something, it doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Imperial College London have a laser experiment which proves the existence of particles being created out of nothing. These bursts of borrowed matter (which warps an electron's spin in a vaccum can be measured) and subsequent creation of antimatter were thought of as science fiction 50 years ago. The double slit laser experiment proves that a single photon can be in two places at the same time.

We have so much more to learn about quantum physics.

Scientists don't understand black holes. We may never know what happens at the singularity. Certainly no information entering a black hole can escape to be beamed back to us, and the distances involved - even at light speed - means that we'll all be dead before the information even gets there.

We have alot to learn indeed, what scientists do on this earth could differ completely when looking at the same sort of effect in space itself. These are the things we as a race will never know until our technology is advanced to the point where people can go out into space without the use of spaceships and safety lines etc and as you can imagine that is literally hundreds probably even thousands of years into the future.

 

[Gwadien]

anyway, stfu with educated conversations this thread is for uneducated bullshit.

 

[Aoami]

 

[megadave]

watch til the end

YouTube - ARRRRR Horse.mp4

 

[megadave]

YouTube -

 

[CorNokZ]

fucking lol, both brilliant!

You must suck a cock before giving it to megadave again

 

[MYstIC G]

Yep. You can pre-order it.

 

[Madmaxx]

watch til the end

YouTube - ARRRRR Horse.mp4

:lol::lol: thats awesome.

 

[Aoami]

YouTube - Stewart Lee on Top Gear

 

[Job]

Hmm, Stewart just takes the smarmy remark, wait until people feel they should laugh method to far for me.
His constant undertone is that he's dumbing himself down so us oinks can understand his brilliant thoughts.

 

[Aoami]

im no massive fan of his delivery either, but i love what he says!

 

[Sparx]

i get annoyed when i watch him, cant stand him

 

[JingleBells]

Hmm, Stewart just takes the smarmy remark, wait until people feel they should laugh method to far for me.
His constant undertone is that he's dumbing himself down so us oinks can understand his brilliant thoughts.

You're probably under 40, it's not for you

 

[georgie]

i get annoyed when i watch him, cant stand him

+1 here

Didn't find Fist of Fun any good either, though loads of my friends did.

 

[megadave]

his opinions on top gear are exactly the same as mine

 

[Job]

You're probably under 40, it's not for you

Nope,I understand his humorous technique, it just comes across as smug.
Like a little smuggy gnome on stage holding a mug with smug on it.
Won't be long before he comes on stage and spends his entire act just looking knowingly at the audience, he probably allready has actually.